Posts Against Humanity

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I hurt myself today
To ______

[E. Gadd Industries]

Bandage or not to bandage? That is the question!
...
...
Yeahhh I can just tough it out
*dies of a severe infectious disease two weeks later*

[Dudeman]

initiate a zombie hover in an attempt to solve barrier skip

[BrainyLucario]

Prove that I was capable of something to my parents.

[mikey]

initiate a zombie hover in an attempt to solve barrier skip

barrier skip was solved bro

[ZeldaFan]

See if I could still parkour like I used to.

I can't.

[mikey]

zf ought to win I snickered

[Dudeman]

barrier skip was solved bro

I know, it just happened to be on my mind

[mikey]

I mean I guess there was a lot of hurt involved

[braix]

I hurt myself today
To hell I go

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Brainy's answer got the longest puff of air coming out of my nose, so... Brainy wins.

[BrainyLucario]

Arthur- "You know,it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

Ford- "Why, what did she tell you?"

Arthur- "_____________________"

-HGttG

[E. Gadd Industries]

Don't eat the yellow snow

[Dudeman]

Hi, I'm your mother

[mikey]

I don't know, I wasn't listening.