Posts Against Humanity

[BlackDragonSlayer]

it

[Dekkadeci]

Dihydrogen monoxide

I'm serious. Put a teeny bit of that stuff in the wrong part of your body and breathing problems are only the start of it.

[Trasdegi]

Insta win for dekkadeci

[mikey]

So how come some people get to spam waluigi and I can't
Y'all are weird for worshiping a purple toothpick

[LeviR.star]

So how come some people get to spam waluigi and I can't

I don't get it, either.

[Dekkadeci]

Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're _____

[mastersuperfan]

fat

[Dudeman]

WAIT I HAVE TO STOP THE GAME RIGHT THERE

DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'M PLAYING THE MAD HATTER IN A SHOW RIGHT NOW

THAT'S MY SONG YOU'RE USING RIGHT THERE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

[Dekkadeci]

It's coincidence, I swear--it was the first thing that popped into my head!

[Dudeman]

Well, back on topic:

Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're _____

hiding all my jellybeans

[LeviR.star]

WAIT I HAVE TO STOP THE GAME RIGHT THERE

DO YOU REALIZE THAT I'M PLAYING THE MAD HATTER IN A SHOW RIGHT NOW

THAT'S MY SONG YOU'RE USING RIGHT THERE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING

Wait, you're in a musical right now?

[Trasdegi]

Twinkle twinkle little bat
How I wonder where you're finding inspiration to answer to this when fat is already used

[Dudeman]

Wait, you're in a musical right now?

It's not a musical but there's a few quick little ditties in there. That's one of 'em.

[BrainyLucario]

Keeping all of these baseball bats. I mean seriously.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Summoning all these hurricanes and other natural disasters. Seriously, America can't take much more, and then who will the weather bully next?