Interview topic!

[Concerto No.20 in D minor]

Welcome to the Interview topic!  A place where I, Concerto, interview the fine members of NSM by request!   To request a person to interview, simply pm me your request (the person you request cannot be yourself) and I will list all the people that were requested.  The same person cannot be interviewed more than once a month.  You may also suggest topics to bring up with the interviewed person below.

Concerto interviews JaMaHa

Concerto: Ok I'm interviewing you
JaMaHa:I see
Concerto: How is the status of your sauna?
JaMaHa: Still broken
Concerto: How does that affect you, and your family?
JaMaHa: We can't sauna
Concerto: How does that affect you, PERSONALLY?
JaMaHa: I miss my sauna sessions
Concerto: Any closing comments?
JaMaHa: Having no sauna sucks

Concerto interviews Dekudude

Concerto:  Thank you Mr. Dekudude for having me today.
Dekudude:  No problem.....Sir.
Concerto:  Well, first off, The peoples want to know what's going on inside that mind of yours?[/color]
Dekudude:...not a lot most of the time.
Concerto:  Quite!  What is your favorite color?
Dekudude:  Is black a color?  If so, that.
Concerto:  No its a shade!  But we'll accept that!
Dekudude:  Otherwise, I'd have to go with a deep blue
Concerto:  When did your obsession with Deku's begin?
Dekudude:  Ever since I first played Majora's Mask.  I got the Ocarina and the Deku Mask and I put it on...played the ocarina "WTF! HORNS!!!!"  and ever since, I loved Deku Link And Dekus are basically Deku Links only in other shapes and sizes...and colors.  Except black and blue. D=
Concerto:  Interesting.  If you had a chance to meet a Deku Link, what would your first reaction be?
Dekudude:  HOLY CRAP!!! *hides*
Concerto:  Really?  Moving on.  What are some of your hobbies?
Dekudude:  Web development, of course. However, I also play piano, and occasionally draw... which my talents are slowly degrading in.  If browsing the internet coutns, I'll also throw that in, as I do all sorts of random things on it.
Concerto:  Hmm, are there ANY hobbies that don't involve music, computer or videogames?
Dekudude:  I honestly don't play a lot of video games. 
Concerto:  Shocker
Dekudude:  I do occasionally do other random things, though such as fold money into origami which I tried once then gave up on and stuff of that sorts
Concerto:  Well, what an uninteresting person.  Next Question!
Dekudude:  *slap*
Concerto:  *ow*  What, Mr. Deku, is your BIGGEST secret?
Dekudude:  Not really sure.   I don't keep a lot of secrets, as there isn't a lot to keep
Concerto:  But?
Dekudude:  But I guess the fact I want to join the military in some branch of espionage could count, as I rarely discuss that with anyone... but it peeps out occasionally...and I break stuff on NSM a lot. 
Concerto:  Very well!  Espionage, how do you feel about that?
Dekudude:  O_o;  Err...It... sounds like an exciting career, I guess.
Concerto:  Fascinating!  Is there anything else you would like to share with the members of NSM?
Dekudude:...Next time, blame JaMaHa

Concerto interviews Kefka

Concerto: Thank you for having me today Mr. Gamer!
Kefka: huzzah
Concerto:First on the agenda, what is your favorite color?
Kefka:a nice dark red
Concerto:Good good.  How high can you jump?
Kefka: uh
Concerto: You can go test right now if you want
Kefka: like 4 to 5 feet I forget
Concerto: Cool What is your favorite sports franchise?
Kefka: neh I only watch the superbowl dont have a favourite
Concerto: Interesting...
Kefka: and some other football games just cause the rest of the house does
Concerto: What languages do you speak, beside English of course!
Kefka: well I'm learning japanese and I know a bit of spanish
Concerto: Care to speak a bit of Spanish?
Kefka: hola there did it
Concerto: Nice
Kefka: also quiero chocolate ahora
Concerto: Very nice What color was your umbilical cord?
Kefka: how would I know
Concerto:If you don't know, then I suppose its FINE. >:3  If, you could have anything that started with the letter h, what would it be?
Kefka: hmm, err not hmm, but uh, hot chocolate?  i cant think of anything else too good
Concerto:  A very simple man with simple tastes!  Moving on.  Would you sacrifice your life for someone you loved?
Kefka:depends on mnythings
Concerto:I need a solid yes or no answer!
Kefka: uh probably not
Concerto:Okay!  I would, just to let you know.  What is your favorite pastime related to potatoes?
Kefka: mmm delicious taters makng some nce fries
Concerto: Very, VERY good.
Kefka: nice
Concerto: If you could rule the world for one day, what would you do?
Kefka: uhm
Concerto: ?
Kefka: I'd probably go and destroy half of it with firey explosions, kill off everybody I hated with painful deaths, then just go off and be general demonic
Concerto: Cruel!  I mean cool!  What kinds of people do you have difficulties working with?
Kefka:Stupid people, ignorant people.  Bascially that general group.
Concerto: How do you feel about that?
Kefka: Fine?  How am I supposed to feel about that >_>
Concerto: Whatever you choose!~ What do you see yourself doing five years from now?
Kefka: Being in college
Concerto: Very cool. What are you interested in?
Kefka: career-wise?
Concerto: Of course.
Kefka: Some sort of tech thing like 3D design or programming
Concerto: Cool!  Good luck with that.  Which is more important: creativity or efficiency? Why?
Kefka: well getting things done efficiently would be best, time is money
Concerto: I see, one final question then: Behind every interview question there is a concern or another question. Why is that?
Kefka: Because we desire knowledge?  Sure, I'll go with that.
Concerto: Yay! Thanks for having me.  Any last comments?
Kefka: no I didn't, I'm not your mother, I didn't have you

Concerto interviews Hugo

<Concerto> HUGOOOOOOO
<HugoMeister>
<Concerto> Are you less busy now?
<HugoMeister> very much so
<Concerto> Seriously, I should be more busy than you, and yet you don't have time to do an interview >:
<Concerto> Anyway
<Concerto> Uh
<Concerto> I haven't done this for a while
<Concerto> Ahem
<Concerto> You ready?
<HugoMeister> since last year 9_9
<Concerto> Okay
<Concerto> Let's DO IT!
<HugoMeister> alrighty
<Concerto> So
<Concerto> How are you today?
<HugoMeister> quite well
<Concerto> Anything exciting happen?
<HugoMeister> me and a friend embarrassed the hell out of Sara287 in Gym, but apart from that, nothing really.
<HugoMeister> typical Monday.
<Concerto> Oh really?  What happened?  DETAILS!
* HugoMeister has suffered kicks to the back and abdomen already, he doesn't need one to the head, thank you very much
<HugoMeister> due to my......eh.....lack to control myself
<Concerto> Indeed
<Concerto> Well, since you don't have any juicy information, lets start with your childhood.  Where did you grow up?
<HugoMeister> Pittsburgh, where I live today.
<Concerto> Is it a nice place?
<HugoMeister> very much so, not like smuggy Boston
<Concerto> You know, I've never been to Boston in the fall.
<HugoMeister> nor have I, how ironic.
<Concerto> Quite so
<HugoMeister> indeed.
<Concerto> Besides the obvious music and videogames, what other hobbies do you have?
<HugoMeister> well, I can code a little bit, takes me a while to figure something out, but I get there. Eventually.....maybe
<Concerto> That's it?
<HugoMeister> pretty much
* HugoMeister isnt a very diverse person.
<Concerto> Don't be modest, there must be more interests you hold inside of you!
<HugoMeister> er......not really?
<HugoMeister> music takes up most of my interest....so yeah
<Concerto> Well then, what a boring person!
<HugoMeister> why thank you
<Concerto> What are your top 5 videogames of ALL TIME
<HugoMeister> hmmm
<HugoMeister> well Pkmn G/S/C was like one of my favorites of all time.
<Concerto> I see!
<Concerto> You still lack four more choices though
<HugoMeister> ive noticed.
<HugoMeister> I don't really know =/
<Concerto> Well then!
<Concerto> I almost forgot the most important question!
<Concerto> What is your favorite color?
<HugoMeister> I would go with Navy Blue.
<Concerto> Navy, eh?
<Concerto> *notes that*
<HugoMeister> indeed, but mainly because I think I look sexy in it 9_9
<Concerto> Do go on!
<HugoMeister> Hugo + Navy Blue = Sexy
<HugoMeister> there's not much else to go off on
<Concerto> Off...on?
<Concerto> Off
<Concerto> Off
<Concerto> On
<Concerto> Like a light switch!
<Concerto> Quick!  Energy saving or normal?!
<HugoMeister> subliminal messaging perhaps?
<HugoMeister> normal.
<Concerto> BAH...I respect your opinion
<Concerto> What happened on your 17th birthday?
<HugoMeister> I'll tell you when it comes 8 months from now
<Concerto> Oh
<Concerto> I guess that sets us up for another interview in 8 months!
<Concerto> Moving on
<HugoMeister> yay follow-ups
<Concerto> So far there hasn't been any juicy information
<HugoMeister> shall we then?
<Concerto> Yes
<Concerto> Fill in the blank
<Concerto> "I get turned on by ______"
<HugoMeister> remote control, duh
<Concerto> ...I see.
<Concerto> I can't quite understand why the people voted for you in the interview.  There's no good stuff in here!
<HugoMeister> i got boring as time passed
<Concerto> Well then, let's take you back 9 months in time.
<Concerto> *pulls out time machine*
<Concerto> Get in!
* HugoMeister hops in, wiping his feet carefully before entering
* Concerto gets in along with Hugo and flips a switch
<Concerto> ZOIP!
* HugoMeister is turned on
<HugoMeister> you've found my switch :O
<Concerto> Indeed!
* Concerto opens door
<Concerto> Oh crap
<Concerto> I think I went back a little too far
* HugoMeister shuts door
<HugoMeister> lets not go there
* HugoMeister flips the other switch that doesn't turn Hugo on
<Concerto> What's not to like about Ancient Egypt?!
* Concerto opens the door again
<Concerto> Okay, here we are in....wtf
<HugoMeister> i dont do well with sunlight
<HugoMeister> aww look
<HugoMeister> my mummy is prego <3
<Concerto> Oh really?
<Concerto> So that's the source of your boringness!
<Concerto> We need to go back and stop this from ever happening!
<HugoMeister> there's no weed at this baby shower T_T
<HugoMeister> now wonder im so suck
<Concerto> How far is your mom into pregnancy?
<HugoMeister> she's kinda fat year round....so I can't really tell
<Concerto> How awful!  But let's go back another 6 months just to be sure
<Concerto> That would make it 15 months from April 20th
<HugoMeister> .....there's a tie on the doorknob
<HugoMeister> DONT GO IN
<HugoMeister> D:
<Concerto> I'm doing it, and you're coming with me!
* Concerto drags Hugo along
* HugoMeister is dragged into the room
* Concerto kicks down door
* HugoMeister closes virgin eyes, ears, nose----basically all senses
<Concerto> Hello Mr. and Mrs. Hugo's parents!
* Concerto kicks Mr. Hugo in his sensitive area
<Concerto> Okay, our work is done here
* HugoMeister watches his own hand fall off
* Concerto goes back into time machine with Hugo
<Concerto> Okay
<Concerto> So now here we are again!
<Concerto> Do you feel less boring?
<HugoMeister> not particularly
<HugoMeister> oh well.
<HugoMeister> maybe ive hit menopause or something
<HugoMeister> who knows
<Concerto> One final question!
<HugoMeister> gogogo
<Concerto> If you could meet any ONE person on NSM for an hour in real life, who would it be?
* HugoMeister has so many awesome friends, he can't choose
<HugoMeister> can I combine them all into one?
<Concerto> Nope
<HugoMeister> oh poo
<HugoMeister> well then.
<Concerto> Well then?
<HugoMeister> can i split my hour into few minute sessions?
<Concerto> No
<HugoMeister> cuz im not going to pick favorites out of my friends D:
<Concerto> But you have too!
<Concerto> IT'S NOW OR NEVER BABY!
<HugoMeister> you ask hard questions.
<HugoMeister> but eh.....
<Concerto> I'm pretty sure this is the only hard question I've asked
<HugoMeister> for the sheer hell of it (and because random.org said so)
<HugoMeister> lets go with iDOWN
<Concerto> Good
<Concerto> iDown and you safely fly off into space, while everyone else on Earth dies
<Concerto> Happy travels!

Slow interviews Ruto

Slow: First, introduce yourself and tell us something absolutely arbitrary about you.
Ruto: I'm Ruto...and let's see...I just space out a lot XD
Slow: Fascinating. How long has this been going on?
Slow: *resists urge to sing that phrase*
Ruto: Actually I have noooo idea...
Ruto: I guess from the time I got on the train...
Slow: Jordan Knapp: And does this interfere with your ability to complete everyday tasks?
Slow: Sorry, never mind.
Slow: I forgot, my "Psychiatry session with Slow" segment just ended.
Slow: Moving on.
Ruto: Lol
Slow: What is your favorite video game ever, and why?
Ruto: xD good question...I've actually spent hundreds of hours playing certain video games but I'll never forget Twilight Princess^^ I even saved the game right before the last Ganon battles so I can keep replaying in the overworld, over and over...and the boss fights too^^
Slow: I figured you'd pick a Zelda game, your username being what it is. That's interesting.
Slow: Alright, who is your favorite musical artist, and what is your favorite song?
Ruto: I don't really listen to a lot of people singing. Just soundtracks mostly. I remember how much I liked Howard Shore's stuff back when I was a kid and LOTR was in theatres and stuff. But I can't settle on just one person or piece XD
Slow: Haha, it's the same with me. Film soundtracks are pretty much all I listen to.
Slow: If you were a Pokemon, which one would you want to be?
Ruto: Assuming legendaries and Pikachu doesn't count (yeah everyone wants to be one...)...Charmander? I really like Psyduck but I don't think I can live with the constant headaches, so yeah
Ruto: Whoops I forgot Charmander dies when the flame on its tail goes out XD
Ruto: ...I'll have to think about this some more XD maybe something that can fly would be nice^^
Slow: Interesting. ^^ If you come up with an answer later on, let me know.
Slow: So, here's something a little more personal. What's the best and worst thing about having three sisters? Remember, Saria's going to see this.
Ruto: :O
Ruto: Best: If you need money, cheap labor or a favor, I know who to ask!
Ruto:Worst: Omg they never shut up sometimes. THey nag, argue, yell and go on and on about their boyfriends...
Ruto: Also without a brother, a lot of heavy lifting and stuff never get done. I can only do so much with a tool kit xD
Slow: I can't imagine having three sisters, it seems so trying XD
Slow: Anyway.
Slow: Let's see....still no questions from NSM people. How disappointing.
Slow: Alright, what's your  most valued trait in a guy?
Ruto: someone who puts up with all my nonsense I guess I really like a good sense of humor. Especially if he doesn't know he's funny and therefore doesn't constantly try to act like the funny guy.
Slow: What's your biggest dream for the future?
Ruto: I'd really like to be a college professor in some stable, rich country someday...that includes a lot of mini steps xD
Slow: Well, of course, we're talking broadly here.
Slow: I could see you being a college science professor.
Slow: Hey! We've had our first question sent in! Let me open the PM.
Slow: ....uhm....
Ruto: xD
Slow: Okay, that's...interesting? Well I received a brief chat log as well as a question.
Slow: The question is...
Slow: "Ruto, what question should I ask you?"
Ruto: xDDDD...were you going to ask me something about a guy? lol
Ruto: nothing dirty
Slow: That was a strange question...do you have a specific question you'd like to answer?
Ruto: what...XD
Ruto: I'd really answer anything as long as it's not to personal xD
Slow: Alright, this is directed to the person who sent me that...that question sucks.
Slow: That bit of business having been taken care of...
Slow: You're fairly big into art, right? What was the first piece of art you ever created that really meant something to you, that made you realize, "Wow, I really like doing this?"
Ruto: In college I took a drawing class, and on the first day, we had to do a bunch of studies with random things like bones and pumpkins, using charcoals, which I never used before. It turned out pretty well xD I really liked the piece with the bone actually
Ruto: it was good and it wasn't a fluke!
Slow: That smiley is interesting... are your teeth that shiny in real life?
Slow: You aren't obligated to answer that without a lawyer present.
Slow: Forget it, next question.
Slow: What made you decide you wanted to go to school for science?
Ruto: I remember wanting to be a scientist when I was 7. I remember the Magic School Bus books/TV show...I also used to read a lot about science and won a bunch of awards for it in middle school and high school. It was pretty obvious what I was getting into, actually xD
Slow: Wow, that's really cool! I have a friend who's going to major in a similar area, this may be a weird question but what advice, if any, would you give to her? XD[/color]
Ruto: Forget about having a social life and really pay attention in the required math classes xD
Ruto: After grading my class's exams and homework all year, the people who really, really do "fine" are the anti social ones. The others just say they are XD

Also, don't rely on the curve to boost your grade
Slow: Oh goodness XD well I think I might hold off on relaying that advice until it's necessary
Slow: Anyway, do you have a particular memory of school that will always stay with you?
Ruto: I remember being asked to sing solo in music class in 6th grade...that was AWFUL xD but I'll never forget it. In a bad way -.-
Ruto: ...sob
Slow: ....awwwwwwwwwwwww.
Ruto: I don't even know why they put me in that class xD
Slow: Poor 11-year-old Ruto XD
Slow: Let's see...
Slow: What's your favorite musical instrument, and which one is your favorite to play?
Ruto: xD! I've always liked piano but I never got around playing it...fail
Ruto: I have several ocarinas and I like those actually xD fat sis got one from thailand that was pretty cool despite the fact she had dropped and broken it right before she gave it to me
Slow: ...good...
Slow: What is your least favorite food, absolutely will not eat on any occasion?
Ruto: Omg, I hate celery. The taste, especially...how is something like that supposed to taste good?
Ruto: It ruins the taste of everything
Ruto: didn't even sample the stalks yet
Ruto: I'm sure it's just as bad as the leaves xD
Slow: oh goodness.
Ruto: It runs in the family. I don't think any of my sisters can stand the taste either
Slow: Remind me never to give Saria celery.
Slow: Anyway
Slow: Still no NSM questions...
Ruto: she hates coconut, I know that much...
Slow: If that stupid question earlier is all we get, I will be severely disappoint
Ruto: ohh there's no such thing as a stupid question XD
Slow: Alright, here's a bizarre question then
Slow: What's your favorite thing about the people of NinSheetMusic?
Ruto: you're all such social misfits!
Ruto: lol jk
Ruto: you guys are awsm^^
Slow: How descriptive
Slow: Thank you for that, Ruto, you're awsm too
Ruto: I know I'll always have something to talk to you guys about <3
Slow: Yes, I could probably keep going with this all night XD
Ruto:...just by saying that, forget about someone normal XD
Ruto: haha
Ruto: you can quote and stuff lol
Ruto: the reason why I don't think anyone can come up with stuff is because they've asked everything about me? XD
Ruto: that or it has to be spontaneous...
Ruto: like yesterday
Ruto: omg...I noticed I had stalkerish tendencies ._.
Ruto: I don't forget things easily^^
Slow: Well, let's call that a wrap since I gotta go.
Slow: Thank you for your time, Ruto!
Ruto: so if you make a total ass of yourself sometime, (wave)
Ruto:
Ruto: okay lol
Ruto: any time XD I go on too much...

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SFK interviews Slow

SFK:   mkay
SFK:   So let's start off with something simple.
SFK:   Introduce yourself to all the boys and girls at home!
Slow:   My name is Jordan, Slow to all you NSMers not blessed enough to know me in real life, Chinchilla to many of my friends, and I'm a MUSICIAN because I put notes together.
SFK:   mmmmhmmmmmm. So what's this Chinchilla nickname about?[
Slow:   It doesn't make a remote amount of sense, like most beautiful and awesome things in this here earth we live in.
Slow:   Basically, this random chick's like
Slow:   "YOU LOOK LIKE A CHINCHILLA"
Slow:   (I don't)
Slow:   and it STUCK
SFK:   I certainly hope that's not the only thing that got stuck for sacrificing your dignity in such a manner for a random chick.
SFK:   ANYWAYS
Slow:   o_O what
SFK:   ABout being a MUSCIAN
SFK:   what instruments do you play
SFK:   QUESTION MARK
Slow:   I play piano. How ORIGINAL, I know.
Slow:   But I write and arrange for all manner of orchestral things.
SFK:   mhmmmmmm. wHAT STYLE OF MUSIC WOULD YOU SAY YOU MOSTLY COMPOSE, IF YOU CAN ANSWET THAT?
SFK:   silly me and caps lock
Slow:   Contemporarily classical, if such a thing even exists. It's classical sounding but often weird and contemporary.
SFK:   mkay. Any major influential composers on how you write? I imagine Danny Elfman(obviously, because you're Slow) but any others?
Slow:   Mainly Danny Elfman, also a bit of Joe Hisaishi, but I think especially Hans Zimmer. Because he writes music that isn't always that fantastic, but it usually sounds dramatic and cool and goes over well
SFK:   I see. Now about this whole Tim Burton thing. What about his films seems to fascinate you so greatly?
Slow:   I'm not sure, because quite often I realize that his films aren't that great. But when I first saw Nightmare Before Christmas, which he produced, I thought it was the most brilliant thing ever created. He has a certain darkness that is usually pretty cool, and his movies often fall into the "creepy as hell but sorta weirdly comical" genre, which fascinates me
Slow:   I like Sweeney Todd the best now, probably.
SFK:   Still haven't had the opportunity to see it myself, unfortunately.
Slow:   I'd get on that. Or look up the song "A Little Priest." Piece of genius, in my opinion.
Slow:   Yknow, if you can get past the whole "eating people" thing.
SFK:   mmmmmmmmmmmm flesh
SFK:   ANYWAYS
Slow:   pedophile
SFK:   ONTO MORE GENERIC QUESTIONS
SFK:   So what do you want to do in the future? Your dream career and if so, a more realistic/fall back option?
Slow:   Let's see. My dream career is being a composer for films or video games (preferably films, but either would be fantastic). I realize this isn't overtly realistic, so if not I think I'd like to become a teacher, either of music or English literature. Or a computer engineer. Idk.
SFK:   Let's see......
SFK:   video games, you probably like them. What are your favorites?
Slow:   I love tons of them.... Pokemon, all of the main series Pokemon games are probably my favorites. I also love the 3D Super Mario platformers, especially 64 and the galaxy games. Oh, and every Professor Layton game ever.
SFK:   mmmmhmmmmmmm
Slow:   The Layton games are my favorite storylines.
Slow:   mmmmhmmmmmmm
SFK:   So Slow, you seem to prefer film remakes starring Johnny Depp over their classic counter-parts(Alice in Wonderland, Willy Wonka/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory). In all honesty, do you think a Mary Poppins remakes starring Johnny Depp(as Ms. Poppins of course) and directed by Tim Burton, would be better than the original film?
Slow:   Actually I didn't like Johnny Depp in Alice in Wonderland and prefer the AMAZING original XD
Slow:   But anyway
Slow:   While it's true any film where Tim Burton directs Johnny Depp pretending to be a woman would be amazing (see: Ed Wood)...the fact remains that the original was just so epic. I think a Tim Burton-directed Mary Poppins would still be epic though.
SFK:   It had come to my understanding that you were not a fan of the original Mary Poppins.
SFK:   Oh wells.
SFK:   Let's see.....
Slow:   I love the original Mary Poppins, it was just such a kick in the ass to the source material which was far superior.
SFK:   Well I'm out of questions
SFK:   BUT WE HAVE ONE FROM SOME PERSON
Slow:   ...really, you only lasted a half hour?
SFK:   If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Also, that's what she said.
Slow:   I really love the name James, but I'm attached to Chinchilla, does that count? Actually, I'm going with Kelsey. I like that name. Also you have to stick this out for at least a little longer XD
SFK:   WHAT'S THIS? ANOTHER USER QUESTION? And btw, that's also what she said.
Slow:   I saw that one coming.
Slow:   DON'T SAY IT.
SFK:   What's the strangest thing you've read in the news recently?
Slow:   Probably that incident where the mayor of NY wants companies to get rid of supersized drinks. NO BIG DRINKS, PEOPLE HAVE TOO MUCH LIQUIDS. Or something. But in all honesty, that's probably the stupidest way to prevent obesity I've ever heard.
Slow:   And I've heard a LOT of stupid ways to prevent obesity.
SFK:   Yeah, Bloomberg is kinda retarded.
SFK:   Anyways...
SFK:   If you had to call someone on NSM to bail you out of prison, who would it be?
Slow:   I'd like to say any number of people. Rutos super reliable, and Mashi and Jub would definitely try to help me out. But I think that overall, I'd go with Roz. Because not only would she make sure I'd get bailed out, she wouldn't judge me for whatever I did to get IN jail.
Slow:   Wait, why DID I go to jail?
SFK:   Murder. In court you said video games made you do it.
SFK:   ANYWAYS
SFK:   If you could be any fruit or vegetable, which would you be and WHY?
Slow:   I like potatoes, but they get used in too many ways, if you know what I mean. Same with corn (which I guess is a grain). I think I'd be a COUCH potato, because then I could pretty much be me right now. Anything but celery, because then Ruto would hate me.
SFK:   But.... POTATOES AREN'T A VEGETABLE OR FRUIT, YOU FOOL!
SFK:   THEY'RE A STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH
Slow:   IS THAT TRUE?!?!
Slow:   MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAAAAME
SFK:   That was the plan all along(muahahahahaha)
Slow:   You sick bastard
SFK:   .......that's what she said.
SFK:   ANYWAYS
Slow:   That's never a good sign.
SFK:   So Slow, is there anywhere in the world you'd like to visit before you kick that bucket?
Slow:   Yes there is.
SFK:   AHA!
Slow:   Canadia to visit Roz and Shado, NY to visit Ruto and Saria, North Carolina to visit one of my bestest friends, Paris just because, and Japan because TOKYO and STUDIO GHIBLI MUSEUMS
SFK:   It seems there shall be quite a bit of traveling in your future, if things go all as planned
Slow:   They won't
SFK:   Only if you say so
Slow:   They will
SFK:   NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!
SFK:   So Slow, anything you'd like to say to the kiddies at home before we wrap up this interview?
Slow:   I wish I could be talkin' more but you've run out of questions apparently
Slow:   YES
Slow:   I'd like to say SFK runs out of steam quickly in case anyone wants to get up to SHENANIGANS of sorts with him
SFK:   If you want some more, questions, I'd be happy to oblige.
Slow:   It's too late, I already made innuendos about your lack of durability, so to speak
Slow:   endurance
*SFK snaps his fingers
SFK:   So Slow how do you feel about people who speak in the third person?
Slow:   Slow thinks they're really great
Slow:   NOT
Slow:   Maybe we SHOULD wrap this up o_O
Slow:   wait
Slow:   I'll make Mashi submit a question really quick
SFK:   You previously mentioned possibly wanting to be an English Lit. teacher. What are some of your favorite books?
Slow:   My favorites would have to be Harry Potter, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, and Howl's Moving Castle
Slow:   I love Catcher in the Rye, though, as well as The Perks of Being a Wallflower
SFK:   Have these books inspired you in your fantastical chronicling of the search for the lost kitten Concerto?
Slow:   Yes, they have as a matter of fact, mostly Harry Potter. But I think that my biggest inspiration for that particular story is all of you guys. You people at NSM complete me I have tons of fun writing that and am actually in the middle of writing another chapter.
SFK:   Can you give us a possible release date for this next chapter?
Slow:   Hmmmmm. Well, the thing is, I started writing it as the next chapter (I think it's chapter 10) but decided to release it as the last of this section of chapters, so it'll probably end up being chapter 12 or something like that.
Slow:   I'm hoping that the rest of this section up to this chapter will be released in the next two or three weeks. Then I can begin the OMG PLOT TWIST thingy.
SFK:   Are you hoping to reinvent yourself as the M. Night Shamalan of NSM(without the part where you suck at writing, of course) through the use of the OMG PLOT TWIST?
Slow:   To be fair, the patented name of this device is "ZOMG PLOT TWIST," but the answer is no. I am planning to invent myself for the first time as SLOW.
SFK:   So Slow with one capital letter simply was not prominent enough for you? Fascinating.
Slow:   It's keeping in style with "ZOMG PLOT TWIST" which required thirteen capital letters.
SFK:   So, my good sir, you are quite infamous for your struggles with the ladies. Any updates on this topic that you would like to share?
Slow:   I'm so glad you called attention to my romantic ineptitude. Let's see, well things are, uhm...still not going too well. Nothing's really changed.
SFK:   Just remember Ruto's advice
Slow:   I remember Dahans's advice.
Slow:   "Rub her back after you invite her over for coffee ^^"
SFK:   Like a pro
Slow:   That dahans is such a beast
SFK:   Quite so.
SFK:   Well, sir, I have a college placement test tomorrow so I must leave you for now Anything you like to say to all the boys and girls at home before this interview reaches its end?
Slow:   I hope all of you enjoyed this fascinating glimpse into my life it was fun. I got to do what I do best. Talk about myself. I'll post this tonight, actually, SFK. Might as well.
SFK:   Alright then. Goodnight NSM. Until next time, this SuperFireKirby signing off.

(original post ) Interesting idea... lol

[generalmayo]

whats a pm?

[MetroidHunter26]

LOL pretty fun to do but you'll need to have longer sesions when you interview XD

[HugoMeister]

Lol I'm the first suggestion? XD

Anyway, yeah, the interviews need to be longer. They'll lose their fun if its like one question, and it doesn't lead anywhere.

[B-Kpianist]

whats a pm?

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[Palagerini]

lol sounds like fun...

[acropol]

Interview The Grimace please

[Concerto No.20 in D minor]

They'll definitely be longer.

[KefkaticFanatic]

wut.  Who requested me.

[Concerto No.20 in D minor]

Whilst we're voting, does anyone want to suggest topics to talk about while I am interviewing the member?

[HugoMeister]

Can you vote for yourself?

[KefkaticFanatic]

ohoho, it appears we will finally reveal all of Dekudude's evil plans.

[B-Kpianist]

okay- who requested me?

[Davey]

Lole, I requested he should interview himself.