TWG XC: Spliter Personalities

[E. Gadd Industries]

here goes....I hope I don't die tonight..

Ok, I'm probz wrong, but this formatting is very Brainyish. Idk, that's just my thoughts. I think he's grounded anyways.

[TWG Bowser]

Correcct me if I'm mistaken, but figuring out whoever is on the other end of an account isn't really all that important right now.

[TWG Samus]

HAHAHA nope!!!

[TWG Tingle]

Tingle Tangle! I have come to sell you maps!

[E. Gadd Industries]

Ok, I'm probz wrong

^In response to the bounty hunter

[mikey]

Tingle Tangle! I have come to sell you maps!

found the person who doesn't play zelda

[TWG Samus]

can we use our powers on ourselfs??

[TWG Samus]

ourselves

[mikey]

Players cannot target themselves with their abilities.

[E. Gadd Industries]

found the person who doesn't play zelda

You say that like they're the only one.

[TWG Ness]

found the person who doesn't play zelda

But. But. Tingle sells maps.

[mikey]

but this person didn't even say kolooh limpah

[TWG Falcon]

Très bien, nous allons le faire! Ce jeu va être génial!

[TWG Ness]

but this person didn't even say kolooh limpah

I guess they wanted to annoy you maybe?

[TWG Mario]

Cold, writhing in the darkness, alone. They do not know what is about to hit them; no, they cannot understand, cannot COMPREHEND. In the shadows lurks an unspeakable evil, waiting, longing, twisting with an eagerness unrivaled by any that came before. One may think that such an innocuous person, nothing more than a MERE blue collar worker, could ever be capable of such horrible deeds. Some see him as a hero, but others, others have truly come to understand the horrors that are held in the mind of this madman. For years and years he has plagued the Koopa Kingdom as the so-called protector of the Mushroom Kingdom, pursuing its denizens far and wide, with one simple, thinly concealed goal in mind: GENOCIDE. He might put on an amicable face in public, but this is but a veil. An attempt to repress the ugly truth until he can get what he came here for. His thirst for blood will be met with the crunching of innumerable shells underfoot, the BURNING of whatever else gets in his way, and the unrelenting destruction of every brick of the castles of King Koopa. But his thirst is unquenchable. It will not stop there. And once everyone realizes the truth, it will be too late.


IT'S A ME.