Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon

[Nebbles]

you like popplio with a dress?
I mean, more than popplio without a dress

brionne is MY FRIEND AND THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL

[Dudeman]

Probably gonna stick to Rowlet and use Ash-Greninja

ash-greninja is a trap

how are you supposed to beat the champion with ash-greninja

[Nebbles]

Even if you win, a Mega Charizard-X comes flying through the window and punches you in the face.

[Oronoco]

Brionne has a lot of potential. Any sea lion who manages to fit into a dress is going places.

[DocDoom2]

Torracat is giving me even more Lion King vibes than Litten..
Brionne is... cool... I guess?
Dartrix helped me to choose to get Litten over Rowlet. Need I say more?

At least they've kept with the pattern of boy's starter (Charmander/Tepig/Litten), girl's starter (Chikorita/Fennekin/Popplio), and a neutral starter (Mudkip/Oshawott/Rowlett).
Yay for Ash-Greninja as well, but Boo for no new Megas...

[Nebbles]

I'll be here celebrating in my "no megas" corner.

[WaluigiTime64]

I'll be here celebrating in my "no megas" corner.

How much room is in that corner? I might be joining you.

[Nebbles]

There's always room in the anti-mega corner.

[Dudeman]

Dartrix helped me to choose to get Litten over Rowlet. Need I say more?

Uhm...yes?! Why is there so much hate against Dartrix? It's foppish and hilarious and amazing and have you even looked at that hair? HE GOES CRAZY WHEN YOU TOUCH IT I LOVE IT

[Nebbles]

I love Dartrix oh my gosh, he's so cuuuuteeee

[SlowPokemon]

Torracat is giving me even more Lion King vibes than Litten..
Brionne is... cool... I guess?
Dartrix helped me to choose to get Litten over Rowlet. Need I say more?

At least they've kept with the pattern of boy's starter (Charmander/Tepig/Litten), girl's starter (Chikorita/Fennekin/Popplio), and a neutral starter (Mudkip/Oshawott/Rowlett).
Yay for Ash-Greninja as well, but Boo for no new Megas...

I feel like some people are going to be offended by my saying this, but did the enforcing of gender norms in this post bug the FUCK out of anyone else

We gender clothes and colors and even food or drinks but Pokémon? Really?! When all of these are Pokémon who can be either male or female? I'm so incensed about this

[Nebbles]

...since when was a starter assigned to a particular gender anyway? You can choose whatever starter ya want regardless of that.

[Dudeman]

...since when was a starter assigned to a particular gender anyway? You can choose whatever starter ya want regardless of that.

This. Despite Brionne's feminine appearance (dress) and Dartrix's masculine appearance (dat hair) (Torracat goes either way for me), to say that "this one is the girls' starter" and "this one is the boys' starter" is pretty dumb. I've never considered any of the starters from any past generation to be gender-assigned, only that a select few have features reminiscent of certain genders, and that's just a biology thing.

[Latios212]

I've never heard anyone say anything like that before.

[mikey]

I just had no clue what he's talking about since Brianne is the only starter that actually looks specifically gendered
If he thinks the kitten looks masculine though more power to him