E. Gadd's Word of the Week & Others' Interpretations of Said Word™️

[mastersuperfan]

2/7/17 Ilk (n.)- fresh and delicious dairy drink, now with 0% M

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Elks (n.) - Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph.

(Also, yes, lasagna.)

[E. Gadd Industries]

Dudeman wins! (THC: YES! Garfield is my favorite comic of all time!)

2/8/17 Neuropathy (n.)- pain in nerve endings; especially: caused by diabetes

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Neuropathy (n.) - it's the irregardless of telepathy. (I hope people get what I mean.)

[E. Gadd Industries]

Not quite sure I do, but you win irregardlessly

2/9/17 Salify (v.)- to mix with salt

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Shellify  (v.) - to mix with salt...y shells.

(Irregardless is a misuse of the word regardless. It has been used incorrectly so much that it has a dictionary definition defining it as a misuse of the word regardless. I joked saying that neuropathy is the irregardless of telepathy. I have now ruined my joke because I am way too literal and have to explain everything. Pretend you didn't read any of this in the parentheses.)

[E. Gadd Industries]

I mean, I knew that, but I didn't understand why neuropathy was the understood mistake of telepathy.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

I don't know. I'm not funny. My best material is puns.

[AmpharosAndy]

I'm not funny. My best material is puns.

You're not funny, you're punny

anyhoo


Walify (v.) - to associate something unnecessarily with Waluigi or spruce up a conversation by mentioning him.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

If you want to see my humor at it's finest, go to my instrumental arrangement topic. Almost every post there has a joke that's made by, owned by, and distributed by ThatHiddenCharacter.
You will regret seeing my jokes

Also, because this post was irrelevant to the topic, I'm putting a second definition that does not count towards winning this round.

Sellify (v.) - Get your salt products here! We have every kind of salt mixture you could want! We have salt water, table salt, saltpetre, beef jerky; you name it, we have it! (Man, I wish this could've been my other definition. This one is way better.)

[E. Gadd Industries]

AA wins!

2/10/17 Tediferous (adj.)- bearing a light or torch

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Kidicarus (adj.) - Avoid the flying eggplants! Or if your british, aubergines.

[E. Gadd Industries]

THC wins!

2/11/17 Weanling (n.)- a recently weaned animal

[WaluigiTime64]

2/11/17 Wahling (n.)- a recently wah'd animal

[Dudeman]

2/11/17 Beaning (n.)- Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!! Tag your friends to totally BEAN! them!