The Fourth Annual NSM Superlatives

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Has Manio been writing these the whole time? O.o

[mikey]

I thought it was humorous because you're thin, go-getting, quiet, and generally opposed to easy access to guns

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Good job so far, Braix! Succinct (important to get things done quick ;P), but very tongue in cheek.

[Sebastian]

Not surprised to see this from you. It's called being "self-hating" and stooping to the lowest common denominator.

Easy. Saying "A+" isn't something that you should be offended by. Heck, we all know that the Superlatives are sometimes made into a joke or are sometimes punny in essence. I've been made fun of a few times in the Superlatives threads
It's just for fun.

Who writes the descriptions? Granted, the staff don't pick the winners of the individual awards themselves, but even I'm somewhat put off by the in-poor-taste comments.

The host, I believe. That's how it's been in the past.

[Altissimo]

Easy. Saying "A+" isn't something that you should be offended by. Heck, we all know that the Superlatives are sometimes made into a joke or are sometimes punny in essence. I've been made fun of a few times in the Superlatives threads
It's just for fun.

Doesn't really change that Ruto was offended and you didn't pay any attention... You can't see a comment that offends someone on a personal level and say "yeah i totally agree with this!", that's just rude and inconsiderate.

[Olimar12345]

This is still a thing?

why .-.

[Ruto]

Doesn't really change that Ruto was offended and you didn't pay any attention... You can't see a comment that offends someone on a personal level and say "yeah i totally agree with this!", that's just rude and inconsiderate.

Oh yeah it definitely sounded pretty personal, and your timing (right after my complaint) is consistent with a total asshat's. (Rule one learned from Antigone: don't make arguments personal)

I've also said don't make those jokes to someone you're not chummy with. Braixen is not my friend. After this, I'm completely not interested in changing that.

[MaestroUGC]

From the Desk of Maestro; Sovereign Ruler of the Nation-State of Irrandia St. George, located off of Exit 281:

"Oh, this again? What did I win? Best Couple: Maestro+Everybody? I wasn't aware I was running for that. Was this a PR stunt? Did I sign off on this? What about the other award? Most Likely to be a Closet Anime Fan? What the f*** is an anime? What is this nonsense? The Superlatives are the shoddiest awards I've ever been apart of, their gift basket was just an open bag of slightly-used toast and a free ticket to Woolworths. I didn't even get this during the ceremonies, they just mailed it an old Wal-Mart bag with a note reading 'Here tropy, sorry it was took so long.' Can I sue? I should sue."

From the Desk of Maestro's Lawyers:
"Maestro graciously accepts these awards on the behalf of Maestro. He'd like to thank the Academy of his Peers for the honor and shares his condolences with his competitors."

[Dude]

And he completely ignores his duties to go on an ego trip, why would I expect any different -_-

[Winter]

I thought that it was in insult to Americans, not to Ruto.

[mikey]

I thought that it was in insult to Americans, not to Ruto.

hmmm
this has many implications

[Ruto]

And he completely ignores his duties to go on an ego trip, why would I expect any different -_-

[9:50:17 PM] Altissimo: "only"
[9:50:53 PM] Altissimo: ohh maestro is postin in the superlatives thread
[9:51:07 PM] Ruto: he's only going to talk about himself I bet
[9:51:21 PM] Ruto: (puke)

Guys I can kind of see into the future, I posted this before I saw that maestro post.

I thought that it was in insult to Americans, not to Ruto.

"Most (blah blah blah) person" Not American.

[Bespinben]

Maestro is doing his duty -- to show an example of one ENJOYING the Superlatives. It's a game; have some fun.

[Winter]

It was clearly three American stereotypes listed in order.

[Dude]

Maestro is doing his duty -- to show an example of one ENJOYING the Superlatives. It's a game; have some fun.

I reported a post and he hasn't done anything so pretttty sure he's shirking on his duties as a mod.

And winter, it's mlf's post that she's mostly upset about