The Fourth Annual NSM Superlatives

[E. Gadd Industries]

Runner-up: Maelstrom!
mael·strom /ˈmālˌsträm/ (n.) a situation or state of confused movement or violent turmoil.
Seems legit.
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That legitness is 100% guaranteed!* *Unless it's raining. *Unless 5 reindeer dash through your kitchen in a mass hysteria on the 4th of July during a hailstorm when the temperature is 44.4 degrees Farenheit.

[braix]

Well I did ace all of my finals

[Sebastian]

Good job, Lat! 

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Congrats to everyone who won!

[Dude]

[InsigTurtle]

Your stash of anime screencaps will never cease to amaze me.

[braix]

Hi guys, I'm Braixen212 and I'll be taking over this event until its completion. After two months of non-award-giving, I'm proud to announce...

The Fourth Annual NSM Superlatives: Round 4
(I may be doing these in batches of ten after this one, but depending on my pace I may keep it at five awards per update.)


Best Couple

Spoiler

Winner: MaestroUGC+Everybody
Congratulations Maestro, you've won the internet over with your charms once again! What is it you do that makes you so irresistible? It must be the red arrows. Or maybe it's the sound of your beautiful voice singing your favorite tunes in the shower. Either way, I guess you're a couple with everybody now. Good work!

Runner-up: Kman96+shadowkirby
What do you call a Kman crossed with a shadowkirby? I dunno, but apparently the outcome is pretty cute.

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Most Likely To Be A Closet Anime Fan

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Winner: MaestroUGC
While my recording crew and I were camping out in Maestro's natural habitat, watching and listening to him sing in the shower, we heard him sing an opening song to an anime in perfect Japanese pronunciation. Kawaiiiiii

Runner-up: Dude

Spoiler

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Dude? A closet fan? What. Maybe he watches his anime from within his closet...yeah, that must be it.

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Most European

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Winner: Tobbeh99
So apparently Tobbeh is Swedish. Go figure, he looks like he could be PewDiePie's brother kekekekekekekeke plsdonthitlme

Runner-up: Jamaha
I can't say anything bad about our lord Jamaha for fear of losing my life. Uhhhh I voted for you, JMH! plsdontdemoteme

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Most American

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Winner: Ruto
Ruto takes this year's prize for most fat, lazy, loud, and gun-loving person. Congrats!

Runner-up: SuperFireKirby
SFK forgot to put fast food into the equation so he'll have to settle for second place. But that's okay because Americans can't solve equations anyway.

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Most Australian

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Winner: AwesomeYears
Congratulations on being the best kangaroo rider on NSM! Now go out and celebrate with some Vegemite.

Runner-up: Clanker37
Clanker failed to wrestle the crocodile properly and ended up with a broken jawbone, so he had to drop down from first place. Bloody oath, what a wanker.

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[Latios212]

nice job latios!

[Dudeman]

guys stop you're hurting my brain

Congratulations to all the winners! place your bets for months until the next round

[Ruto]

Hi guys, I'm Braixen212 and I'll be taking over this event until its completion. After two months of non-award-giving, I'm proud to announce...

The Fourth Annual NSM Superlatives: Round 4
(I may be doing these in batches of ten after this one, but depending on my pace I may keep it at five awards per update.)


Best Couple

Spoiler

Winner: MaestroUGC+Everybody
Congratulations Maestro, you've won the internet over with your charms once again! What is it you do that makes you so irresistible? It must be the red arrows. Or maybe it's the sound of your beautiful voice singing your favorite tunes in the shower. Either way, I guess you're a couple with everybody now. Good work!

Runner-up: Jamaha
I can't say anything bad about our lord Jamaha for fear of losing my life. Uhhhh I voted for you, JMH! plsdontdemoteme

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Most American

Spoiler

Winner: Ruto
Ruto takes this year's prize for most fat, lazy, loud, and gun-loving person. Congrats!

Runner-up: SuperFireKirby
SFK forgot to put fast food into the equation so he'll have to settle for second place. But that's okay because Americans can't solve equations anyway.

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I nominate someone with a sense of humor to do the next superlatives. This is actually really fucked up.

[Dude]

I nominate someone with a sense of humor to do the next superlatives. This is actually really fucked up.

+1

[Sebastian]

Great work, LatBraix!
Can't wait to see more.

Most American

Spoiler

Winner: Ruto
Ruto takes this year's prize for most fat, lazy, loud, and gun-loving person. Congrats!

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A+

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

I nominate someone with a sense of humor to do the next superlatives. This is actually really fucked up.

Who writes the descriptions? Granted, the staff don't pick the winners of the individual awards themselves, but even I'm somewhat put off by the in-poor-taste comments.

[Bespinben]

Manio wrote them.

(jkjk -- but who even is manio? lol)

[Ruto]

Great work, LatBraix!
Can't wait to see more.
A+

Not surprised to see this from you. It's called being "self-hating" and stooping to the lowest common denominator.

If you're not on friendly terms with me, don't make that kind of "joke" at me. Seriously.

Who writes the descriptions? Granted, the staff don't pick the winners of the individual awards themselves, but even I'm somewhat put off by the in-poor-taste comments.

I'm assuming whoever posted them. What a mod, right?