The Fourth Annual NSM Superlatives

[Dude]

Before we get started, I'd like to give a shout-out to manio for being a runner-up for literally every category! For the sake of conciseness, I won't write that for every category, but feel free to imagine this under each heading.

I call shenanigans

[FireArrow]

I want to thank all the gay guys on NSM for supporting me even though they're jealous of my looks and generally hate me.

u wot m8

[Hero of Trains]

Wow! You are all really nice people. I'm not sure how I got on there when I've been gone for months, but that's really sweet. Thank you all!

[braix]

Trains isn't dead!

[Hero of Trains]

Correct! I also hope to be slightly more active now!

[TheMarioPianist]

Correct! I also hope to be slightly more active now!

Hey, maybe the story will actually get finished someday! Congrats Trains and all other Superlative winners so far! I hope Maestro wins none of the awards!

[Latios212]

The Fourth Annual NSM Superlatives, Round 2

Longest

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Winner: Bubbles!
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Runner-up: sipan!
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Most Improved

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Winner: mariolegofan!
Compare MLF's sheets now to those from one year ago and you'll see MAJOR improvement. In addition, MLF's attitude and outlook have brightened up a lot and I see him getting along with people better than ever before. Cheers!

Runner-up: Latios212!
Uh... a year ago, me and my sheets were non-existent. And then I started arranging garbage. But now... heheh. Thanks to everyone for your support!

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Most Changed

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Winner: mariolegofan!
Changed? Yes. For the better? Oh yes. Really, I can't think of anyone else who has changed much since I got here

Runner-up: Dude!
Dude definitely almost maybe probably changed.

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Most Sarcastic

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Winner: Dudeman
I tried to come up with a sarcastic presentation of this award but I couldn't, so I'll leave that to the God of Sarcasm, who is obviously the most fitting person to win this award.

Runner-up: SlowPokemon!
Slow got the runner-up for this award because there was nobody else that could compete with Dudeman. At least you got second place?

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Cutest

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Winner: Nebbles!
Winning prettiest wasn't enough. Nebbles just deserves two awards, plain and simple!

Runner-up: Waddle Bro!
Because who doesn't think Spiritombs are the cutest.

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[Nebbles]

Prettiest and cutest? Hell yeah

[Dudeman]

Prettiest and cutest? Hell yeah

Hey, at least I won an award for something that I can't fake.


that was my acceptance speech

[mikey]

that was also quite the burn

[Bubbles]

im back to accept my annual award for the longest member

[TheMarioPianist]

Where are my superlatives?




....Oh wait, silly me, I'm not winning any. Dang manio scam...

[E. Gadd Industries]

Where are my superlatives?




....Oh wait, silly me, I'm not winning any. Dang manio scam...

XD Same. The only thing I was nominated for was best video gamer, which I know I'm not going to win! XD

[Latios212]

The Fourth Annual NSM Superlatives, Round 3

Smartest

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Winner: Jamaha!
Jamaha is really smart. Like reaaallllly smart. He's a Master of Science and knows all about radio engineering and stuff. Science is hard, but Jamaha knows about all kinds of things you can't even imagine. Jamaha sees all, Jamaha knows all.

Runner-up: Mashi!
Mashi's smart enough to know the consequences of winning smartest. What a smart guy!

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The most A+

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Winner: braixen1264!
Guess who got an A++++ on their geometry test last week? (right? right?)

Runner-up: Mashi!
Mashi gets a B in A+. See me after class.

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Frivolousest

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Winner: Dude!
It's Dude. 'Nuff said.

Runner-up: Mashi!
Looks like Mashi is just too frivolous to even win this category.

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Best LP'er

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Winner: MaestroUGC!
Where are my superlatives? Right here! Well, one of them. Imposing as Maestro may seem in text, he sounds... actually, quite kind, warm, and welcoming... and not as if he's about to banhammer you in the face.

Runner-up: K-NiGhT!
Perhaps K-NiGhT would have won if he wasn't helping Maestro win...

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Calmest

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Winner: Latios212!
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...how exactly did this guy win, again?"
- Dudeman

Runner-up: Maelstrom!
mael·strom /ˈmālˌsträm/ (n.) a situation or state of confused movement or violent turmoil.
Seems legit.

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[MaestroUGC]

Best LP'er
Winner: MaestroUGC!
Where are my superlatives? Right here! Well, one of them. Imposing as Maestro may seem in text, he sounds... actually, quite kind, warm, and welcoming... and not as if he's about to banhammer you in the face.

I would like to thank the Academy of Derivative Interactive Entertainment for bestowing Romp Airlines with this honor. I would, but they don't exist and I won this award entirely on my own. It's been a great year for Romp Air, we've successfully absorbed two smaller Let's Play channels, produced to longest LP on the channel this far, and even got a movie deal out of it! I'd like to extend a great thanks to Nebbles, whose own efforts on the channel has propelled us into the future, as well as K-Night for generally being the butt of our jokes. May he rest in peace. I'll show you all why I deserved this award so much this coming year, and you'll finally have a reason to subscribe. Oh, they're trying to usher me off the stage. Rare-a-thon 2016! Alright, I'm going! Don't touch me! I will end you and your loved ones!