The Punny Topic

[braix]

ftfy

that was weak.

[BrainyLucario]

And that was meek!

[E. Gadd Industries]

And you're not a poet!

[Dudeman]

[1/4/16, 5:11:22 PM] mastersuperfan: well that would be an emdash, not a hyphen
[1/4/16, 5:11:41 PM] Dudeman: I just call 'em dashes to save confusion.
[1/4/16, 5:11:48 PM] Dudeman: .......
[1/4/16, 5:11:49 PM] mastersuperfan: > call 'em dashes
[1/4/16, 5:11:50 PM] Dudeman: WAIT
[1/4/16, 5:11:51 PM] mastersuperfan: xD
[1/4/16, 5:11:54 PM] Dudeman: DID I SERIOUSLY JUST DO THAT
[1/4/16, 5:12:01 PM] mastersuperfan: lmao
[1/4/16, 5:13:08 PM] Dudeman: I SWEAR THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[BrainyLucario]

Is there not a single bridge pun? E. Gadd bested me with the challenge of coming up with a bridge pun.....I failed....

[Zeila]

Is there not a single bridge pun? E. Gadd bested me with the challenge of coming up with a bridge pun.....I failed....

"Cry me a river build a bridge and get over it"

related pic

http://www.kappit.com/tag/bridge-puns/

[close]

you never said it had to be a good one

[BrainyLucario]

True....I thought of that one....but never considered it a pun..

[mikey]

Jeff Bridges

[Dudeman]

Is there not a single bridge pun? E. Gadd bested me with the challenge of coming up with a bridge pun.....I failed....

You know, I wrote a really good one once, but it was so long that pretty much everyone lost track of what I was saying by the time I was finished.

I had no choice but to


a-bridge it

[BrainyLucario]

Buh duh *crash*

Your welcome

[Trainer Ave]

What did the Zelda fan say to the Star Wars fan?
MAY THE TRIFORCE BE WITH YOU

If Link wanted a girlfriend where would he look?
LinkedIn

If Link were a vampire he would be called a Linkubus

What do you call a dead baby goat in Hyrule?
A Skull Kid

A Giant Talking tree that is the ruler of ageless children and on the brink of death?
Hylian-Likely

[mikey]

A Giant Talking tree that is the ruler of ageless children and on the brink of death?
Hylian-Likely

where did you get this one

[Trainer Ave]

That's for me to know.

Also--

If Ganondorf was on the beach he would be Tanondorf. Also Ganondorf cannot surf the Internet bc of how many Links there are.

Also anyone notice that Zelda has an ocarina that can warp you anywhere in Hyrule but chooses to just run from the castle instead of using it? BTW I know one of you will be smart and say "Please goron."

If Link went to a park could you say he was a Link in Park.



Also an alternative answer to my joke about the Deku tree.
Seems like a longshot

[BrainyLucario]

Please Goron

[Trainer Ave]

Link: You called for a Hero, princess?
Zelda: Yes but I guess you'll have to do.
Me: You're gonna need the Song of Healing for that one, elf boy.