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Started by Latios212, August 31, 2015, 09:25:47 PM

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Latios212

August 31, 2015, 09:25:47 PM Last Edit: August 31, 2015, 09:28:43 PM by MaestroUGC
Feeling clever*, are you?


*Criminally bad puns are subject to possible bans.
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who needs education when you can have WAIFUS!!!!!

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Oasis

#1
August 31, 2015, 09:27:26 PM Last Edit: August 31, 2015, 09:34:17 PM by Oasis
All he wanted to do was juggle. It is too bad he did not have the balls.  ;)
Have you read the "Great Gastly" by F. Scott Fitzgerald?
You just got rick rolled by rick gastly.
All these puns are onix-ceptable!
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Dudeman

#2
August 31, 2015, 09:28:31 PM
Remember, only post here if the forums are making you feel board.
Quote from: braixen1264 on December 03, 2015, 03:52:29 PMDudeman's facial hair is number 1 in my book

JDMEK5

#3
August 31, 2015, 09:42:29 PM Last Edit: August 31, 2015, 09:47:30 PM by JDMEK5

I think I won, guys.
"Today's goal strongly involves not dying. Because nobody likes to wake up dead."

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FireArrow

#4
August 31, 2015, 09:51:46 PM
I couldn't figure out why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
I stayed up all night waiting for the sun to rise. Then it dawned on me.
I couldn't figure out how to buckle my seat belt. Then it clicked.
Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
straight from the department of redundancy department

Nebbles

#5
August 31, 2015, 09:57:37 PM
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A Roman Catholic!
Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

FireArrow

#6
August 31, 2015, 10:07:42 PM
My parents want me to be a banker, but I have no interest. What I really wanna be is a doctor, but I don't think I'll have the patience.
Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
straight from the department of redundancy department

ThatGamer

#7
September 01, 2015, 06:01:43 AM
Hey, I never told you guys, I'm reading a book on antigravity! It's impossible to put down.
Quote from: Altissimo on August 29, 2015, 12:00:16 PM
Since I haven't heard from her personally I don't wanna be like "YO HERE'S THE CHATROOM OK"

BrainyLucario

#8
December 27, 2015, 12:05:17 PM
Anyone heard about the scarecrow who got promoted to the supermarket,
because he was OUTSTANDING in his field
When given the choice between adulting and music, choose music every time.

braix

#9
December 27, 2015, 01:36:35 PM
Have you heard about the guy that kept making puns?
He got his head chopped off.

Do we have an anti-joke thread
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

Dude

#10
December 27, 2015, 04:00:21 PM
holy shit how many joke topics do we fucking need

braix

#11
December 27, 2015, 04:01:36 PM
Quote from: Dude on December 27, 2015, 04:00:21 PMholy shit how many joke topics do we fucking need
more than enough
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

BrainyLucario

#12
December 27, 2015, 05:11:31 PM
Would you rather have them spread throughout the other threads? Puns are different than jokes. This is why there is also a joke thread.
When given the choice between adulting and music, choose music every time.

braix

#13
December 27, 2015, 05:15:59 PM
Quote from: BrainyLucario on December 27, 2015, 05:11:31 PMPuns are different than jokes.

I can confirm this, because:
Quote from: SlowPokemon on January 29, 2014, 09:55:18 PMFor something to be a joke, it has to be funny
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

mastersuperfan

#14
December 27, 2015, 08:01:18 PM
What did the rabbit give to his girlfriend? A 14 carrot ring!

What do you call 99 rabbits moving backwards? A receding hair line!

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