Corny jokes that should never be told... but will.

[Sirus]

err...... gooch
that just gave me a bad mental image 

[B-Kpianist]

A husband and wife are divorcing, so the husband decides to clean out the attic, get rid of his memories with her. So he finds a lamp, he dust it off and then **POOF** a Genie comes out. So he's like, wtf? So the conversation starts:

Genie: "I will grant you 3 wishes, but there's a catch... w/e you get, you're now x-wife will get double."
Guy: Okay, give me a big ranch in montana!

So **POOF** the guy gets a huge ranch in montana, but then **POOF POOF** the x-wife gets 2 huge ranches in montana. Next:

Guy: Okay, now i want 1 billion dollars!

So **POOF** the guy gets 1 billion, but then **POOF POOF** the x-wife gets 2 billion dollars. So finally:

Guy: Okay, now beat me half to death!

You figure out the rest...

[Beethoven II]

A husband and wife are divorcing, so the husband decides to clean out the attic, get rid of his memories with her. So he finds a lamp, he dust it off and then **POOF** a Genie comes out. So he's like, wtf? So the conversation starts:

Genie: "I will grant you 3 wishes, but there's a catch... w/e you get, you're now x-wife will get double."
Guy: Okay, give me a big ranch in montana!

So **POOF** the guy gets a huge ranch in montana, but then **POOF POOF** the x-wife gets 2 huge ranches in montana. Next:

Guy: Okay, now i want 1 billion dollars!

So **POOF** the guy gets 1 billion, but then **POOF POOF** the x-wife gets 2 billion dollars. So finally:

Guy: Okay, now beat me half to death!

You figure out the rest...

fix'd

he wouldn't dare...

[B-Kpianist]

whoops hehe- sry bout that