Language Phrasebook Topic (Likely NSFW)

Roz~ · January 18, 2015, 01:48:18 PM

Quote from: NocturneOfShadow on January 18, 2015, 01:45:35 PMI do remember that from french class for some reason
ugh lousy american grammar is weird and I'm too used to it

American grammar is easy compared to... every other language I've had to learn =P

Xaoz · January 18, 2015, 01:51:16 PM

Quote from: Roz~ on January 18, 2015, 01:48:18 PMAmerican grammar is easy compared to... every other language I've had to learn =P

Esperanto?

Roz~ · January 18, 2015, 01:53:40 PM

French/Spanish/Japanese

Ruto · January 18, 2015, 02:48:36 PM

Quote from: Xaoz on January 18, 2015, 01:27:59 PMAdmit it: No girl can resist ze german accent! Ja!

Oh stop. I'm taken XD (Updated the phrase requests)

Not going to deny some accents are hot though. Although there are plenty of horrible ones too, such as a Chinese accent in spoken English. Probably Indian too. Ugh xD Just my opinion.

Quote from: Roz~ on January 18, 2015, 01:48:18 PMAmerican grammar is easy compared to... every other language I've had to learn =P

Compared to English and French, there's almost no grammar in Chinese. I don't know Japanese, but it's probably a similar case.

Xaoz · January 18, 2015, 02:53:51 PM

Quote from: Ruto on January 18, 2015, 02:48:36 PMNot going to deny some accents are hot though.

I KNEW IT!

InsigTurtle · January 18, 2015, 04:09:31 PM

Japanese is quite a bit more complex than Chinese because of all the particles they use in Japanese that Chinese doesn't use.

Also, Japanese requires verb conjugation, unlike Chinese.

mikey · January 18, 2015, 04:11:24 PM

Quote from: Xaoz on January 18, 2015, 02:53:51 PMI KNEW IT!

If you ask most people they'd probably say french and australian

DrP · January 18, 2015, 10:26:02 PM

General

(To a friend, platonic) I love you.
Lithuanian Man tu patinka
Swedish Jag gillar dig
Portuguese Eu ti gosto
Spanish Tu me gusta

(To someone you LOOOOVE) I love you.
Lithuanian Aš myliu tave
Swedish Jag älskar dig
Portuguese Te amo
Spanish Te amo

(To your relatives) I love you.
Lithuanian Aš myliu tave
Swedish Jag älskar dig
Portuguese Te amo
Spanish Te amo

What the hell are you talking about?
Lithuanian Ką tu sakai?
Swedish Vad pratar du om?
Portuguese O que ti está falando?
Spanish De qué estás hablando?

Shit (used whenever it's appropriate to swear)
Lithuanian šūdas (pron. shudas)
Swedish Sket
Portuguese Merda
Spanish Mierda
French Merde
German Scheiße

Go to hell
Lithuanian Eina į pragarą
Swedish Gå till helvetet
Portuguese Vá ao inferno
Spanish Ir al infierno (es mucho fuego)
French Va enfer

Getting out of trouble

Can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something.
Lithuanian Ar galiu vemti jūsų vonios kambaryje? Aš pirkti kažką
Swedish Kan jag kasta upp i ditt badrum? Jag ska köpa något
Portuguese Posso deitar-se em o seu banheiro? Vou comprar algo
Spanish Puedo tirar en tu baño? Me compraré algo

I'm really drunk.
Lithuanian Aš labai girtas
Swedish Jag är verkligen berusade
Portuguese Eu estou muito bêbado
Spanish Estoy muy bebido

Also, a general Lithuanian insult is "Tu esi slapas pukšto" or "slapas pukštas", which literally means "you're a wet fart"

Xaoz · January 19, 2015, 12:35:10 AM

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Quote from: DrP on January 18, 2015, 10:26:02 PMGeneral

(To a friend, platonic) I love you.
Lithuanian Man tu patinka
Swedish Jag gillar dig
Portuguese Eu ti gosto
Spanish Tu me gusta

(To someone you LOOOOVE) I love you.
Lithuanian Aš myliu tave
Swedish Jag älskar dig
Portuguese Te amo
Spanish Te amo

(To your relatives) I love you.
Lithuanian Aš myliu tave
Swedish Jag älskar dig
Portuguese Te amo
Spanish Te amo

What the hell are you talking about?
Lithuanian Ką tu sakai?
Swedish Vad pratar du om?
Portuguese O que ti está falando?
Spanish De qué estás hablando?

Shit (used whenever it's appropriate to swear)
Lithuanian šūdas (pron. shudas)
Swedish Sket
Portuguese Merda
Spanish Mierda
French Merde
German Scheiße

Go to hell
Lithuanian Eina į pragarą
Swedish Gå till helvetet
Portuguese Vá ao inferno
Spanish Ir al infierno (es mucho fuego)
French Va enfer

Getting out of trouble

Can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something.
Lithuanian Ar galiu vemti jūsų vonios kambaryje? Aš pirkti kažką
Swedish Kan jag kasta upp i ditt badrum? Jag ska köpa något
Portuguese Posso deitar-se em o seu banheiro? Vou comprar algo
Spanish Puedo tirar en tu baño? Me compraré algo

I'm really drunk.
Lithuanian Aš labai girtas
Swedish Jag är verkligen berusade
Portuguese Eu estou muito bêbado
Spanish Estoy muy bebido

Also, a general Lithuanian insult is "Tu esi slapas pukšto" or "slapas pukštas", which literally means "you're a wet fart"

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The master of languages!

(To someone you LOOOOVE) I love you.
Romanian Te iubesc.

There, I contributed.

Ruto · January 19, 2015, 02:58:20 AM

Quote from: Xaoz on January 19, 2015, 12:35:10 AM
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The master of languages!

(To someone you LOOOOVE) I love you.
Romanian Te iubesc.

There, I contributed.

There's more stuff to translate! :O I need that ass phrase by next week!

I also that language comparison video before btw lol

InsigTurtle · January 19, 2015, 03:07:55 AM

(simplified characters)
(To someone you LOOOOVE) I love you.
Chinese:我爱你

Also, the most important phrase you'll ever need:
I don't speak (language)
Chinese: 我不会讲中文
French: Je ne parle pas français
Japanese: 日本語を話せません

I'd change the French photo one to "Pouvez-vous m'envoyer une photo nue?", because formality goes a long way when asking for nudes.

DrP · January 19, 2015, 03:17:41 AM

Quote from: InsigTurtle on January 19, 2015, 03:07:55 AMI'd change the French photo one to "Pouvez-vous m'envoyer une photo nue?", because formality goes a long way when asking for nudes.

Really, if I used the formal, I'd get strange looks?

No one uses the formal in our generation as much, unless it's legal or conducting business or talking to older people.

Quote from: Xaoz on January 19, 2015, 12:35:10 AMThe master of languages!

I wouldn't call myself that, but I'm getting there

InsigTurtle · January 19, 2015, 03:23:43 AM

Yeah, the formal part was a joke, but changing "photo de toi nu" to "photo nue" was serious.

Xaoz · January 19, 2015, 05:14:20 AM

What the hell are you talking about?
Deutsch: Wovon zum Teufel redest du?

Shit (used whenever it's appropriate to swear)
Deutsch: Scheiße (shit); verdammt (damn);
Since you guys always want something fancy (especially when it's german): Verflixt und zugenäht (I had to look this up... dict says Botheration! [coll.] dated)

Go to hell
Deutsch: Scher dich zum Teufel

Asshole! (aka generic insult)
Deutsch: Arschloch (Asshole), Wichser (motherfucker; freely: wanker), Hurensohn (son of a bitch), Bastard (guess)

Whore (insult for women, usually about prostitution)
Deutsch: Hure (whore), Nutte (hooker), Schlampe (slut) (choose freely!)

Quote from: Ruto on January 19, 2015, 02:58:20 AMThere's more stuff to translate! :O

Did I satisfy you with all ze german, baby?

Bloop · January 19, 2015, 08:27:04 AM

Gonna add some more Dutch ones I guess.

I don't speak (language)
Ik spreek geen Nederlands

Shit (used whenever it's appropriate to swear)
Some more: Verdomme, kak

Go to hell (also some more)
Sodemieter op!
Rot op!

Asshole! (aka generic insult)
Klootzak (bastard), lul (dick), eikel (dickhead)

Whore (insult for women, usually about prostitution)
Hoer (whore), slet (slut)

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