Which Super Smash Bros. Character Will You Sleep With Tonight?

[Yugi]

HA I JUST GOT ZERO SUIT SAMUS FUCK YOU LOSERS

[K-NiGhT]

after trying 4 times in less than a minute gg nerd

edit: aww yeh gimme dat cake

[Maelstrom]

try again

Nope.

[blueflower999]

Possibly futile attempt #900

[Wolf]

Where's Wolf? Did u take him out because there's already a Wolf here?

[SlowPokemon]

I only have the roster of the new Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U. Although I guess with Mewtwo's announcement it's not even complete anymore.

[Wolf]

Oh. And can U tell me more about Mewtwo?

[blueflower999]

He's a great Pokemon for one thing

[SlowPokemon]

It's purple

[K-NiGhT]

It's purple

and also gray

EDIT: oh hey i got lucina

[Pit0010]

OK...FINALLY... my time to try and get Pit or Dark Pit...HERE WE GO...


Edit:
DAMNNIT! 2 SECONDS OFF DARK PIT


...


at least I got...Wii fit trainer...male...not female...ha...
oh god...If I had to sleep with this dude...I would probs get supah tried after 10 secs coz I'm not that fit xD

[FierceDeity]

I like how the distinction between Samus and zero suit implies that they'll all keep their clothes/outfits on during the act

Edit: at least he'll make me breakfast afterwards

[Dudeman]

I really, REALLY shouldn't be doing this...

OH ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[mastersuperfan]

Post.

...Charizard...

[SlowPokemon]

okay so this game needs to burn