Which Super Smash Bros. Character Will You Sleep With Tonight?

[Olimar12345]

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Edit: alright, at least we're moving back to human characters! Progress! Now we just have to get the opposite gender...

[mikey]

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Oh you lucky
darn I was hoping I would also get 23, or maybe 24.

[blueflower999]

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Edit: alright, at least we're moving back to human characters! Progress! Now we just have to get the opposite gender...

Didn't you get Samus though? 

[Olimar12345]

Didn't you get Samus though? 

Oh hot damn I was reading the minutes and thought I got little Mac! Now if we could only do something about that power suit...

Edit: aaaaaand back to DK *sigh* >~<

[FierceDeity]

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wait fuck I'm pretty sure this is pedophilia

[blueflower999]

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wait fuck I'm pretty sure this is pedophilia

[SlowPokemon]

okAY THIS GAME WAS A BAD IDEA I GET IT

[FierceDeity]

You say as you get the wii fit trainer.
I'll trade you my next male character :/

Edit: hahahahahaha oh god, this is wrong gender, pedophilia, AND bestiality. Seriously slow, if you want to take me up on that trade...

[Maelstrom]

One last try. It can't get much worse, can it?

ugggggggggggggg roy

[Bubbles]

should i even try again

edit: I feel like this game is trying to set me up with Pit

[K-NiGhT]

this game i can't even

EDIT: DK AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME I KNOW I GOT THAT T-SHIRT OF HIM FROM THE NINTENDO WORLD STORE BUT COME ON

[InsigTurtle]

Everyone seems to be having bad luck. Hoping for something good now.

EDIT: Meh. At least it's human now.

[SlowPokemon]

this is wrong gender, pedophilia, AND bestiality

i inadvertently made the worst game in the history of nsm let me die

[mikey]

i inadvertently made the worst game in the history of nsm let me die

You sure did

[blueflower999]

Has anyone even gotten Zero Suit Samus yet