Which Super Smash Bros. Character Will You Sleep With Tonight?

[Kman96]

AHHHHHHH

EDIT: FUCK, I got Lucario. Not a furry.

[InsigTurtle]

Knowing my luck...

Lucario? Not bad.

[SlowPokemon]

i swear to god my biggest concern about posting this was that someone would get lucario and that would be weird but i was like "nah it's a one in sixty chance" well congratulations congratufuckinglations i cannot believe this i don't even care about the contrasting reactions here two people in the first 24 hours i'm done literally the only way this could get worse is if this post gets lucario

[MaestroUGC]

Hey, what's all the noise about?

Hey hey, Yoshi. I always enjoy the company of people with a... skilled tongue.

[Yugi]

a

[InsigTurtle]

Post #69. Let's see...
...and it's another Pokémon. Figures.

[Yugi]

lets try for a foursome

[Dude]

Meh

Marth... I'm OK with this.

[K-NiGhT]

...last time didn't go so well. here's hoping!

EDIT: oh...how would that work?

[Kman96]

AGAIN!

EDIT: Wehehe...Kirby :3

[blueflower999]

Because why not.

Robo-sex huh

[Olimar12345]

Lets see how this one goes...

DK eww... lol.

[Nebbles]

let's see

edit: sheik... uh, okay.

[SlowPokemon]

Nebbles the male characters outnumber the females and yet everyone keeps getting their own gender XD

[Nebbles]

it's a conspiracy I swear

edit: diddy kong GOD NO WHY