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Which Super Smash Bros. Character Will You Sleep With Tonight?

Started by SlowPokemon, October 15, 2014, 09:32:38 AM

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SlowPokemon

So I figured a reboot of this game might be fun, and it just so happens that there are exactly enough characters in the new Super Smash Bros. roster to make a game of it! Enjoy.

RULES: Make a post in the thread, and the last two numbers of the post time (the seconds counter) determine who you'll be getting it on with tonight. ;)

00: Mario
01: Luigi
02: Peach
03: Bowser
04: Yoshi
05: Rosalina & Luma (does this count as a threesome?)
06: Bowser Jr.
07: Larry
08: Roy
09: Wendy
10: Iggy
11: Morton
12: Lemmy
13: Ludwig
14: Wario
15: Mr. Game & Watch (not quite sure how this one would work...)
16: Donkey Kong
17: Diddy Kong
18: Link
19: Zelda
20: Sheik
21: Ganondorf
22: Toon Link
23: Samus (power suit) (good luck brah :o)
24: Zero Suit Samus (good luck brah ;))
25: Pit
26: Palutena
27: Marth
28: Ike
29: Robin (male)
30: Robin (female)
31: Kirby
32: King Dedede
33: Meta Knight
34: Little Mac (just make sure he doesn't get in the air)
35: Fox
36: Falco
37: Pikachu
38: Charizard
39: Lucario (any furries on board?)
40: Jigglypuff
41: Greninja
42: Duck Hunt (oh god)
43: R.O.B.
44: Ness
45: Captain Falcon (falcon BANG)
46: Villager (male)
47: Villager (female)
48: Olimar
49: Alph
50: Wii Fit Trainer (female) (mmm)
51: Wii Fit Trainer (male) (mmm)
52: Dr. Mario
53: Dark Pit
54: Lucina
55: Shulk
56: Pac-Man
57: Mega Man
58: Sonic
59: Mii (I suppose depending on the Mii this could be a wish fulfillment huh)
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

Olimar12345

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Damn, I was one away from Zero Suit Samus AND Palutena...
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Bulbear! Blueflower999

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Maelstrom


K-NiGhT

Quote from: K-NiGhT on April 11, 2024, 11:54:48 AMwow, 20 years

*crumbles into dust and blows away in the wind*

fingerz

I love this game. :P

Edit: Yay, a MALE Villager all to myself... XD
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FireArrow

Quote from: Dudeman on January 23, 2017, 05:35:59 PM
straight from the department of redundancy department

SlowPokemon

I don't think sex with Luigi could possibly be boring though I'd probably be laughing my ass off the whole time at the noises
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.

braix

:P

Edit:
Quote from: MaestroUGC on August 19, 2015, 12:22:27 PMBraixen is a wonderful [insert gender] with beautiful [corresponding gender trait] and is just the darlingest at [stereotypical activity typically associated with said gender] you ever saw.

Nebbles

Quote from: Dudeman on April 13, 2016, 04:54:04 PM
- Nebbles, the beauty with the heart of frozen steel

MaestroUGC

Try to do everything; you're bound to succeed with at least one.

Maelstrom

redo

Male wii fit trainer.

And I thought wendy was bad...

SlowPokemon

Yo at least male wii fit trainer is attractive and human XD even if no homo
Quote from: Tobbeh99 on April 21, 2016, 02:56:11 PM
Fuck logic, that shit is boring, lame and does not always support my opinions.