Maestro Advises You on Things

[MaestroUGC]

This is precisely why you can't have two accounts on this forum. People would abuse it and Maestro would die suddenly.

It would never get to that point. I don't have blood.

-Best Wishes
Maestro

[Sebastian]

O brother...

[braix]

10 days and no more requests for advice?

I have done it. I have solved all of the world's problems.

It's been months now.

I think you have.

[Dudeman]

waaaaaaaaaaaaait

maestro how do you solve ebola

[MaestroUGC]

Have no contact with anyone or anything for any reason anytime.

-Best Wishes
Maestro

[The Deku Trombonist]

But what about Maestro? We still need our advice.

[MaestroUGC]

I cannot contract any diseases or illnesses born of this universe, my body's biology and physics render me immune to most of your laws of science.

-Best Wishes
Maestro

[FireArrow]

Are there diseases outside of our universe that can effect you? Why did you come to our lowly universe when you could of remained in your higher level of existence.

[Yugi]

Want me to give you some ebola?

[Bespinben]

I'm trying to come up with unique textural variations on a theme, but am running dry on ideas now about 40 measures into it. It's not a project I want to drop. How do you overcome this predicament Maestro? things that inspire you? tools for my compositional pallet?

[MaestroUGC]

I overcome this by not running out of ideas. I am my own greatest inspiration. Be better.

-Best Wishes
Maestro

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Oh Maestro, I have a need for your advice! What, I ask, do you do with friends who are leeches?

[mikey]

Oh Maestro, I have a need for your advice! What, I ask, do you do with friends who are leeches?

I actually got this one.  Something something salt, something something.

-Best wishes, Maestro

Is probably what he'd do

[Olimar12345]

^good enough

[Maelstrom]

So, how do I prevent cows from falling on me?