The Second Annual NSM Superlatives

[MaestroUGC]

I'm not sure if this is going to work out as well as it did last time, but I say we give this another shot. Although let's keep things to a minimum this time around. 'K?

'K. I'll be porting over a partial list of superlatives from last year, so if there's an award you want to be brought back, or a new award, then plus suggest away! Also, this could use a suitable host/general compiler of awards and some presenters.

Superlatives:
Friendliest: Bubbles, Slow, Fingerz, K-Night, FireArrow, Dudeman, JDMEK5, Ruto, Mashi
Nicest: Bubbles, K-Night, Pit, FireArrow, Dudeman, Mashi, JDMEK5, Pit
Scariest: JaMaHa, Kefka, ETF, Yugi, Saria,
Sexiest: Massive Mayhem, Nebbles, Bubbles, Slow, SFK, Pit,
Most Improved: Nocturne of Shadow, theblackgiantdoghead, mariolegofan, Bespinben,
Most Changed: Olimar12345, DrP, Blue,
Cutest: Waddle Bro, Nebbles, Bubbles, Pit, Massive Mayhem,
Smartest: Fierce Diety, Mashi, Maestro, Olimar, Ruto, Jompa,
Frivolousest:  Mashi, Maestro, Slow,
Most Frivolousestest: The NSM Superlatives, Mashi, cedarrape,
Best LPer: MaestroUGC, Nebbles,
Calmest: Winter, Mashi, Maestro, Pit,
Best Couple: Fingerz + Pit0010, Slow + Massive Mayhem, Fingers + Pit, Waddle Bro+Roz+SlowPokemon, Kman + Shadowkirby,
Most European: JaMaHa, FSM, Waddle,
Most Canadian: Roz~, Shadoninja, JDMEK5,
Most American: Drp, SFK, Olimar, Saria,
Most Australian: Yugi, Pit 0010, fingerz, Meta Ridley, Deku Trombonist, Clanker37, The Subjective Thought
Prettiest: Roz~, Nebbles, Bubbles, Pit,
Most Likely to Succeed: Mashi, Olimar, Slow, Maestro, Ruto, DrP,
Best Vocabulary: Mashi, Slow, Maestro,
Best Eyes: Espurr, Slow, Pit,
Best Reviewer of Stuff: Blueflower, Slow, Maestro, BDS,
Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad: Pit, Nebbles, Bubbles, SFK, Spit, Ruto,
Best Artist: Bubbles, Nebbles, Ruto, FSM,
Best Storyteller:  K-Night, Slow, Kman + Shadowkirby, cobrarollercoaster, DrP,
Best Arranger: DekuTrombonist, Slow, Yugi, Olimar, Jompa, Fierce Diety, Maestro, Bespinben,
Best Composer: Clanker37, Maestro, Slow, Pit,
Best Updater: JaMaHA, Olimar, Winter, DekuTrombonist,
Best Sheet Reviewer: DekuTrombonist, Olimar, Winter,
Best Moderator: Bubbles, JaMaHA, Winter, DekuTrombonist, Kefka
Best Avatar: Blueflower, Yugi, TWG Link, Noctunre of Shadow, Waddle Bro
Best Signature: Blueflower, Waddle, Mashi, Nocturne of Shadow,
The Strongest: JaMaHA, Dahans, Roz, Kman, Blueflower, Winter, SFK
Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives": Maestro, Mashi,
Most Talented: Maestro, Slow, Mashi,
Most Positive: mariolegofan, Mashi, Dudeman, Spit, Pit, Nebbles,
Most Missed NSM Member: Shadoninja, Bespinben, Concerto, Olimar
The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was: Blueflower, Slow, Roz, Waddle,
Best/Most Skilled Gamer: Dudeman, Fingerz,
Largest Ham: SUPERFIREKIRBY, BLACKDRAGONSLAYER, KEFKATICFANATIC, CLANKERTHIRTYSEVEN
Cruelest: Slow, Kefka, Saria,
Godliest:God, Dudeman, Slow, Saria, Maestro
Most Depressing: MasterProx, ETF, Roz~, Slow,
Most Ridiculous: SFK, BDS, Slow,
Best BFF: Blueflower, Dude, Ruto, Pit,
Randomest/Most Spontaneous: mariolegofan, Mashi, Harvest, SFK, manio, theblackgiantdoghead
Biggest Fanboy: Blueflower, Slow, Dudeman, Jompa,
Most Dateable: Jub3r7, Pit, Slow, MasterProX, Ruto, SFK


TWG Awards:
Best TWG: Mashi, 1984, All the King's Men
Best Human TWGer: Bird, fank, Verm
Best Wolf TWGer: Kman, vermilionvermin,
Most Improved TWGer: Nocturne of Shadow, JDMEK5,
Funnest TWGer: Mashi, Slow, Bird, BDS
Most Manipulative TWGer: Vermilionvermin, Noctunre of Shadow, Mashi, Thiannon
Best Host: Kman, Bird,
TWGer You Would Want On Your Side: Verm, Bird, fank,
Hardest TWGer To Read: Mashi,
Most Suspicious TWGer: BDS, K-Night,
Most Inactive TWGer: Shadowkirby, Olimar,
Most Unconventional TWGer: Slow, Mashi, fank, Davy
Most Likely To Dances With Wolves: Kman, Toby,

Winners of Superlatives 2013:

Spoiler

Yearbook Awards:

Most Positive:
Who is the one person who you just cannot get down? - mariolegofan!

This guy burst onto the forums some time ago and has since burst into our hearts with his unique brand of cheeriness and can-do attitude.

I think he's faking it.

Friendliest:
Our first award is tie between SlowPokemon and Ruto!

Yes, the two friendliest people on the entire site. I cannot think of a more apt duo than these two.

Well, I can, but I didn't vote, so there you go.

Nicest:
The award goes to - Mashi!

Mashi is a cool dude, and always has something nice to say about anything and anyone he talks to. I once remember a time when he talked a guy down from a ledge by complimenting his climbing skills for getting up there in the first place.

What? That didn't happen?

Strongest:
As if there was any other - JaMaHA!

It really must take some serious muscle to wield that BanHammer^tm with such zeal and confidence. And he served some time in the armed forces too? Ladies if you aren't swooning for this hunk of a man, you better start.

I'd swoon but I prefer my men to be more technically inclined rather than a blob of strength.

Smartest:
And who among us has the biggest brain? - Ruto!

Ruto is sooper smert and has big brain to. She knows how to science and fact check and all sorts of other smart stuff things she do.

I, on the other hand, am only a humble musician who knows how to Google, which isn't sciencing.

Best Eyes:
And who has all of us gazing into their eyes and getting lost in their vast wonder?

Espurr?

Who the f*** is that?

Scariest:
The scariest person on NSM is Kefkaticfanatic.

Don't tell him I said that.

And last but not least -
Most Talented:
Who's the most talented person of all?

It's me, Maestro!

I'd like to thank the Academy and my Peers for giving me this illustrious honor and all I have to say is this:

"I'm glad you all could be here to bask in my greatness. Man, what I would do the be in your place so I can watch my self be the most talented person of time in person. But alas, I cannot. So I must be content with my talent and be comforted in the fact that my talent is of such a high caliber that all others who would so wish to reach it must first find some way to ascend their plane of existence to even reach two levels below my own greatness.

Thank you."

Cutest:
Waddle Bro and Bubbles!

There must be something inherently cute about double consonants, that's the only reason why I can think of as to why I didn't even get nominated for this award.

For shame, NSM. For shame.

Prettiest:
And the prettiest person around is - Nebbles!

If you asked me who I thought was the prettiest person on this site, I'd say me. Of course that goes without saying, so I guess Nebbles is a good second according to the voting public.

Sexiest:
And the one person who sends all our pants a quiver and makes our naughty bits tingle with anticipation of their hawt-ness?

MM, Nebbles, Bubbles, Slow and SuperFireKirby

Man, that is one super-sexy orgy right there. The only thing it's missing is me, but then that would be a crime against humanity.

Why? Because it's a crime to have such sexy times with an acknowledged celebrity^pending and show people how wrong they've been doing it for millions of years.

Most Dateable:
This is the person whom you'll will drop everything in an instant for chance to buy them dinner.

Jub3r7!

Personally I think I'm more dateable, but people keep telling me I'm "aloof" and "unapproachable".

It's not my fault you aren't good enough to ask me out.

Best to Bring Home to Mom and Dad:
And the future Mr./Mrs. NSM is - SuperFireKirby

And I must say, Mom, he is quite the catch. A gentleman and a scholar, too!

Plus I hear he's got a massive [censored].

And finally:
Best Couple:
Which two (or more) lovebirds just make you go "aww"?

Fingerz + Pit0010, Kman + Shadowkirby

Talk about some matches mined, refined, and produced into a fine commercial product in heaven. Imagine if they want on a double date?

Imagine if I went with them? What? I'll have you know I'm a great mood setter for the sexy times.

NSM Technical Awards of Greatness

In honor of those who make this site run as smoothly as it does.



Interpret that as you will.

Best Sheet Reviewer:
This is a job that deserves a lot of praise, so let us heap a some bolded text on them like a medal of honor.

Olimar12345!

This man is probably single handedly responsible for the largest and fastest improvement of quality on the site in a long time. It's too bad he vanished before he could accept the award.

So I'll take it on his behalf.

Best Moderator:
Moderators are important in a forum because they keep us in line and make sure everybody has a good time.

Usually.

Bubbles - for keeping or forums, and our hearts, clean and organized.

Well, our forums anyway.

Best Updater:
These are the folks who work behind the scenes and make sure NSM stays afloat amidst a sea of cat pictures and [censored].

And the best of the bunch? JaMaHa

Our lord and master.

Please don't ban me.

Best Arranger:
Arrangements are the life blood of NSM, and the arrangers stand in a class all their own. Mainly because they're the reason this site even exists.

And the one of those who people agree is the tops? DekuTrombonist

Personally I think I should've one this one, but "I don't submit to the site" and that disqualifies me.

I think you just wanted a level playing field.

Cruelest:
This is the one who you never want to catch on a bda day. Or a good day. Or even at night.

Slowpokemon

Don't hurt me, lest you incur my own wrath.

Biggest Fanboy:
This guy loves things almost as much as I love Beethoven.

Which is a lot.

I'm talking full on [oh dear god why would you even do that] right in the butt.

Blueflower

That thing you like is the best thing!

Most Depressing:
Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

MasterProx, Slow

Such a downer, man...

Calmest:
There is a certain kind of patience that goes on to be able to put up with all of the nonsense that goes on here.

Mashi

I wish you peace and many moons of tranquility.

Most Ridiculous:
I consider myself a no nonsense guy some I'm just going to present this award and move on.

SuperFireKirby

Best Vocabulary:
Person talks good, gets award.

Mashi

Word.

NSM is on the internet, which means it can be found by people all over the world.

Except China.

The Nationality Awards:

Most European:
Ah, Europe. The cradle of Western Civilization. Paris, Berlin, Rome, Vienna, London.

Pest.

JaMaHa

How are things in Poland?

Most Australian:
An oversized island, if you ask me.

Yugi

Go fry some shrimp owith a Barbie, you Aussie b******.

Most Canadian:
You mean North North America, right?

Roz~

Oh! You mean Alaska!

Most American:
What do you think of when you think of an American?

Wait don't answer that.

DrP, SuperFireKirby

Spend, eat, and be merry. The true American Way.

TWG Awards:
I haven't played TWG in quite some time so I'm going to be quick about these.

Best TWG:
Mashi

Easily the best TWG I've played. If you know what I mean...

Best Human TWGer:
Bird

A bird is the best Human in the game? Next you'll be telling me pigeons can fly!

Best Wolf TWGer:
vermilionvermin

Grr, he's a wolf. Grr.

Most Improved TWGer:
Nocturne of Shadow

You went from not-so-good, to not-so-bad. I guess.

Funnest TWGer:
Mashi

Woo! TWG! Yeah!

Most Manipulative TWGer:
Vermilionvermin

I assure you all that verm had, in no way, effected the voting process or the counting procedures.

Best Host:
Bird

Bird, Bird, he's our man! If he can't host it, then somebody else will probably step up to do it.

TWGer You Would Want On Your Side:
Verm

Maniuplation is great if it's in you favor.

Hardest TWGer To Read:
Mashi

It's as if I'm trying to read a book written in Latin while underwater and blind.

And I only know Portuguese.
 
Most Suspicious TWGer:
BDS

I don't like the way you just sit there and keep talking. And talking. And talking.

Most Inactive TWGer:
Shadowkirby

I'll say something about this later.

Most Unconventional TWGer:
fank

He's so unconventional that I'm not even going to talk about the award but about some fruit I had earlier.

Oh no, I'm getting 'Nam flashbacks....

No! Not the bagels! My bagels!!!

Most Likely To Dances With Wolves:
Toby

I never saw that movie.

b]Only on NSM can you get away with this:[/b]

Fivolousest:
The man who Frivols more than Frivolity itself.

Mashi!

Umpteenth.

The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was:
I don't know the rest of the song.

Waddle Bro!

Um. Pokémon?

Most Skilled Gamer:
Records and other high claims are what sets this next guy apart from the rest.

Fingerz!

Well, that and being thousands of miles away from everyone else. (Geography joke!)

Best Avatar:
Hey, your picture is a thing of a thing!

TWG Link

Wait, you're not even a real person!

Best Signature:
You have words at the bottom of you other words that I enjoy looking at.

Waddle!

Or a picture, I don't know. I just keep scrolling.

LARGEST HAM:
THIS GUY IS LARGER THAN LIFE! OR AT LEAST SIGNIFICANTLY BIGGER THAN THE REST OF US!

KEFKATICFANATIC, CLANKERTHIRTYSEVEN

REJOICE AND BE MERRY!

Best BFF:
Who is the person that we turn to when we have something to share. Or something.

Blueflower, Dude

Makes sense, I wouldn't tell me anything. I'm a terrible gossip. Remember that time I told everyone about Slow's bedwetting problem?

Most Improved:
Growth is an important thing.

Nocturne of Shadow!

Now keep growing and be less terrible!

Randomest:/Most Spontaneous:
I'm going to play Donkey Kong.

theblackgiantdoghead!

Remember Pez?

Most Changed:
You were once a thing and now you're a different thing.

Olimar, Blueflower

It's as if you are two different people now.

Most Likely to Succeed:
And when you do you'll give me lots of money, right?

Ruto!

Just make the checks out to cash.

Most Missed NSMer:
In memoriam:

Shadoninja, Bespinben

Rest in peace.

Most Fivolousestest:
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Godliest:
The very being who stands on top of all others.

God, Maestro

I mean, it's only natural that I'm seated in the same plane as the Almighty. I'm just living up to my full potential.

The Maestro Awards for Artistic Achievement:

Best Artist:
Be it pen, pencil, or some other third thing, you sure know how to art.

Nebbles!

Also, thanks for painting my ceiling the other day. It still drips, though.

Best Storyteller:
Once upon a time there was a person who told stories.

His name was K-Night

The end.

Best LPer:
Let's Plays are really the highest form of entertainment, these days.

And the winner is Maestro!

I'm the best pilot since Gandhi.

Best Reviewer of Stuff:
Who can describe things and talk about things and explain things to people best?

Maestro!

10/R

Best Composer:
[insert music cue here]

Maestro!

Hold on, I'm turning these awards into an Opera.

And finally the moment you've all been waiting for!

Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives":

Nominated: Maestro!
Actual Winner: Maestro

I win. I am the best.

No, none of you can prove otherwise.

And that's it for the speed round editions of the Second Annual NSM Superlatives!

Bye.

[close]

[Waddle Bro]

No Most Pokemon Champion Material?

You sir, are a disgrace.

[MaestroUGC]

Do you want it back then? I just threw up some of the more obvious/generic ones to make room for some newer awards.

[JDMEK5]

It's too bad; if you could see me irl you'd see I'm just about the most "Canadian" canadian you'll ever see. (By american standards of course (e.g. snowmobiling/dog sledding in a parka behind the igloo just west of the beaver dam in the backyard where I once found a moose last July, eh.)) Really sucks that I can't go and nominate myself..

But I'd like to suggest Bespinben for best arranger. Can I do that? Seeing as he's still gone.

And I think either mariolegofan or Kman for Frivolousest..

I think there should be a Pokémon Champ award. Hey wait, we should have a huge "NSM Pokémon Tournament"! We could make it a monthly or annual thing and the winner would be deemed NSM Champion! (This is a great idea in case you haven't noticed)

[Waddle Bro]

Bring back P-Champ

[MaestroUGC]

Restored.

[Yugi]

Best Game Player/Most Skilled Game player

Most Australian

Largest Ham

Best Mercs Player

[blueflower999]

So I assume that we'll make a final list of superlatives and then nominate people through PM like we did last time, correct?

[MaestroUGC]

Yes.

[SlowPokemon]

Cruelest
Godliest
Most Depressing
Most Ridiculous
Best BFF

[JDMEK5]

Randomest/Most Spontaneous

[mikey]

Biggest Fanboy

[Waddle Bro]

Most Dateable

[EFitTrainr]

I bet Maestro will win all of them

[MaestroUGC]

The List has been updated, we'll let the suggestions roll for a few more days then people can start nominating other people.

Also, I volunteer myself to host this event this time around.