''That is not a ________!'' Game

[BlackDragonSlayer]

a dank meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That's not a dank meme ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), that's ___!

[BrainyLucario]

Hours of Time wasted on the internet!

That's not hours of time wasted on the internet, That's __________

[LeviR.star]

unadulterated progress!

That's not unadulterated progress, that's ________!

[Dudeman]

a crappy excuse!

That's not a crappy excuse, that's ___________!

[Yugi]

the dog eating my homework!

That's not the dog eating my homework, that's _________________________!

[Trainer Ave]

Old Yeller

That's not old Yeller that's __________

[Dekkadeci]

...a geyser!

That's not a geyser, that's a ____!

[Trainer Ave]

Bottle of diet Coke and mentos
That's not a bottle of diet Coke and mentos that's ______

[BrainyLucario]

A Super Soaker!

That's not a Super Soaker, That's ________

[Olimar12345]

A Splattershot Jr.!

That's not a Splattershot Jr., That's ________

[SuperMarina]

a .50 caliber pistol! Put it down.

That's not a pistol! That's ______

[E. Gadd Industries]

A piston!

That's not a piston, that's a _
_
_
_
_
_
!

[Dekkadeci]

...pistil.

That's not a pistil, that's a ____!

[ShyYoshiGuy]

...pasta.

That's not pasta, that's a...

Let's revive it!

[LeviR.star]

A note from Bowser!

That's not a note from Bowser, that's ___!