Chat logs

[Yugi]

[2:01 PM] yugi: Hi kaiba
[2:02 PM] kaiba: please excuse me as i passionately try to beat you in a children's card game

[blueflower999]

guest-1155918 entered the room.
[10:46 PM] guest-1155918 left the room.
[10:46 PM] blueflower1: What
[10:46 PM] blueflower1: Unfair
[10:47 PM] guest-1155981 entered the room.
[10:47 PM] guest-1155981 left the room.
[10:47 PM] guest-1156002 entered the room.
[10:47 PM] guest-1156002 left the room.
[10:52 PM] guest-1156146 entered the room.
[10:52 PM] guest-1156146 left the room.

OK, really. Whoever is doing this, please stop. It makes me feel horrible. 

[Jub3r7]

[10:12:33 PM] Jub: sex
[10:12:37 PM] Jordan Knapp: sex
[10:12:41 PM] Jub: sex sex sex
[10:12:43 PM] Jordan Knapp: sex sex
[10:12:46 PM] Jordan Knapp: sex
[10:12:46 PM] Jub: SEX
[10:12:51 PM] Jordan Knapp: SEXXXXX
[10:12:51 PM] Jub: sex sex
[10:12:52 PM] Jordan Knapp: sex
[10:12:53 PM] Jub: sex
[10:13:05 PM] Jordan Knapp: sex
[10:13:09 PM] Jordan Knapp: SEX
[10:13:09 PM] Jub: sex?
[10:13:11 PM] Jordan Knapp: sex!
[10:13:17 PM] Jordan Knapp: sex~
[10:13:23 PM] Jub: Sex.
[10:13:32 PM] Jordan Knapp: Sex....
[10:13:34 PM] Jordan Knapp: Sex....?
[10:13:36 PM] Jub: I think we're done here
[10:17:02 PM] *** Jub added Daniel Bhatti ***
[10:17:29 PM] Daniel Bhatti: sex
[10:17:43 PM] Jub: sexx
[10:17:52 PM] Jordan Knapp: seeeeex
[10:17:58 PM] Daniel Bhatti: sexexexex
[10:17:59 PM] Dude: what is this i don't even
[10:18:02 PM] Daniel Bhatti: xxx
[10:18:05 PM] Jub: sex
[10:18:17 PM] Jordan Knapp: sex+++++++++
[10:18:19 PM] Dude: wait why am i here
[10:18:34 PM] Jub: sexx
[10:18:45 PM] Daniel Bhatti: sexxx
[10:18:51 PM] Jub: sexxxx
[10:18:56 PM] Jordan Knapp: sexxxxx
[10:19:05 PM] Jub: sexxxxxx
[10:19:37 PM] Jordan Knapp: sexxxxxxx
[10:20:56 PM] Daniel Bhatti: sexxxxxxxx
[10:21:48 PM] Jub: sexxxxxxxxx
[10:22:01 PM] Jordan Knapp: sexxxxxxxxxx
[10:22:31 PM] Dude: sex.exe
[10:22:48 PM] Jordan Knapp: merry sexmas
[10:23:00 PM] Daniel Bhatti: sex-men
[10:23:07 PM] Jordan Knapp: the sex-files
[10:24:07 PM] Jordan Knapp: sex

[Yugi]

   
12:22      *** Yugisan joined #TWGNSM
topicccc
Topic set by bird on Mon Jan 21 2013 13:52:07 GMT+1100 (AUS Eastern Daylight Time)
12:23   sheikah   Go away yugi
12:23   Yugisan   no
12:23   Maestro   And ignored.
12:24   Maestro   Yay, you find me interesting.
12:24   Lori_Danger   I do, actually! "D
12:24   Lori_Danger   *
12:24   Yugisan   ?
12:25   sheikah   do you find me interesting Lori?
12:25   Lori_Danger   I like the  emoticon on here because it looks like a sun. And yes, I find you quite interesting. And friendly C:
12:25   Yugisan   am i interesting??/
12:25   sheikah   why thank you kindly milady
12:26   Lori_Danger   Yes you are, Yugi. There's not anyone in here at the moment that isn't interesting.
12:27   Maestro   You should join the forum, we are a colorful bunch.
12:27   Lori_Danger   The other rooms; however, weren't that interesting.
12:27   sheikah   some more colorful than others
12:27   Yugisan   and completly non racist
12:27   Maestro   Some black, some white.
12:27   sheikah   take that however you want
12:28   Lori_Danger   I honestly don't know if I would have the attention span to, well pay attention to a forum.
12:28   Lori_Danger   You only have black and white?
12:28   Lori_Danger   That's not very colorful. Or Asain.
12:28   Lori_Danger   *Asian
12:28   Maestro   It was a play on colors.
12:28   sheikah   twas a joke
12:28   Yugisan   what about brown
12:28   Yugisan   or peach
12:29   Lori_Danger   I know, so was the Asian thing 
12:29   Maestro   Oh-ho!
12:29   Maestro   You'll fit right in.
12:29   Maestro   And it's ok, most of the members don't have a great attention span.
12:29   Maestro   It's a pretty frivolous place.
12:29   sheikah   HOORAY FOR FRIVOLITY!
12:30   Lori_Danger   I just glanced at that and thought it said hooray for ravioli
12:30   sheikah   I like that too
12:31   Maestro   What's not to love?
12:31   Lori_Danger   Well it depends. Is it canned ravioli or home made? 'Cause I've never had the homemade, but the canned is nasty.
12:32   Maestro   Home made
12:32   Lori_Danger   *home made
12:32   Maestro   Way better.
12:32   Lori_Danger   I don't even know what happened there XD
12:32   Maestro   Plus if you like Zelda, we got Music!
12:32   Maestro   It's kind of our specialty.
12:33   Yugisan   what about final fantasy
12:33   Maestro   That too.
12:33   Maestro   Altough FF needs more love.
12:33   Lori_Danger   You know, that's the entire reason I clicked the link but I've yet to listen to any because I got distracted with the chat.
12:33   sheikah   eh, that happens
12:34   Lori_Danger   I love listening to Zelda music when I'm in the car. It always makes me feel like I am on an Adventure.
12:36   Maestro   It's as if that jerk in the mustang is Ganon!
12:38   Lori_Danger   Exactly!
12:39   Lori_Danger   That reminds me, I used to know a girl who looked a lot like Zelda from Twilight Princess.
12:39   Lori_Danger   I was so disappointed when she turned out to be two faced.
12:39   sheikah   that's... not sure of a word for that, what do you mean 2 faced?
12:40   Yugisan   ?
12:40   Maestro   She had 2 literal faces.
12:40   Maestro   One good, the other evil.
12:40   Lori_Danger   No, though that would have been quite cool.
12:40   Maestro   Made dating really difficult.
12:40   Yugisan   DC Twoface?
12:41   Maestro   One would be very kind, while the other would just swear at her date all night.
12:41   Lori_Danger   Basically she went to my school and I befriended her, and everyone thought she was really sweet, but then I added her on facebook and discovered that she talked shit about all of her "friends" on there pretty much 24/7 and did nothing but bitch about how she hated all of us.
12:42   Lori_Danger   I couldn't even make myself think she was hot anymore D;
12:42   sheikah   wow, that's aweful
12:42   Maestro   Wow, that's common.
12:42   sheikah   never said it wasnt
12:42   sheikah   still sucks to see it
12:42   Maestro   I know, I just wanted to say something too.
12:43   sheikah   thats fine
12:43   Lori_Danger   You're right though, it is common. That's why I usually hate people.
12:43   Lori_Danger   Congradulations, I don't ate you guys
12:43   Lori_Danger   *hate
12:43   Maestro   Oh, that's not good.
12:44   Maestro   That correction means you have, in fact, "ate" us.
12:44   Maestro   My name ain't Jonah.
12:44   Maestro   I don't go in no whale!
12:44   Lori_Danger   Nah, but I am secretly Jabu Jabu.
12:44   Yugisan   Your name is Zach
12:45   Yugisan   And I am secretly Kefka
12:45   sheikah   can I be princess Ruto then?
12:45   Maestro   I'm Maestro!
12:45   sheikah   or Link!
12:45   Maestro   *Exit Theme*
12:45   sheikah   there are so many sex jokes I could make here
12:46   Maestro   "and then theyall sexed"
12:46   Maestro   The End.
12:46   Lori_Danger   Wait, make some because I'm not seeing any potential ones and i am curious O:
12:46   Lori_Danger   Usually I'm the first to turn something into a sex joke.
12:46   Maestro   I'm actually writing a Zelda Fanfic where every character ever has sex.
12:46   Maestro   Like, all the time.
12:47   Maestro   "Need the mastersword?
12:47   Maestro   Sex.
12:47   Lori_Danger   Haha that sounds pretty hilarious, honestly.
12:47   sheikah   well, you are jabu jabu, I'm Link, and I'd like to explore your insides
12:47   Yugisan   But the Goron are a all male race.
12:47   Maestro   Trying the defeat Ganon?
12:47   Maestro   Sex.
12:47   Yugisan   RAPE FIGHER!!!!
12:47   Maestro   Stuck in the Water Temple?
12:47   sheikah   sex
12:47   Lori_Danger   Sex
12:47   Maestro   Sex then drown.
12:47   Lori_Danger   Oh you beat me to it
12:48   Yugisan   necrophilia
12:48   sheikah   Maestro   Sex then drown.    Oh
12:48   Maestro   Need to rescue Zelda?
12:48   Yugisan   sex
12:48   Maestro   Prepare to have lots of Sex to do it.
12:48   sheikah   have sex with all the hot female sages
12:48   Maestro   Zelda is a chaste woman.
12:48   sheikah   and Malon
12:49   Maestro   How dare you soil her pure image with such filfth.
12:49   sheikah   and the Cuckoo lady
12:49   sheikah   she really likes cocks
12:49   sheikah   
12:49   Lori_Danger   I used to read so much Link/Sheik fanfiction.
12:50   sheikah   that sounds hot
12:50   Lori_Danger   It usually was. Ocassionally I would run across a badly written one, but that was just usually a chance to lol.
12:51   Maestro   Oh, Link would totally sex Sheik.
12:51   Maestro   That dude's just asking for a good dicking.
12:51   Lori_Danger   Especially in those pants. :9
12:52   sheikah   *sexual eyebrow movement*
12:52   Maestro   Link and Dark Link?
12:52   Maestro   Technically, it's masturbation.
12:52   sheikah   OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!
12:52   Lori_Danger   Aww man you beat me to the joke
12:53   sheikah   https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7034488832/hAA5594F2/
12:53   sheikah   totes relevant
12:54   Maestro   "and then they kiss"
12:54   Maestro   -JonTron
12:55   Lori_Danger   Lolol so true though.
12:56   Lori_Danger   Link X Zelda is my OTP for the Zelda universe, and I take it seriously. I have only eve rthought about Link possibly being shipped with two other people, and that's Sheik, and Girahim.
12:56   Maestro   I'm going to call it "The Great Deku Orgy"
12:56   Maestro   It will sell for millions of internet bucks.
12:57   Maestro   And I will be elected king of the YouTube.
12:57   sheikah   so $4.69 US dollars
12:57   Lori_Danger   I'm working on beating Skyward Sword right now because I jsut now have access to a Wii, and I'm not ver y far, but the cut scene for the first fight with Girahim is purely fanservice.
12:57   Lori_Danger   *just
12:57   Lori_Danger   Though of course, I am not complaining.
12:58   sheikah   good game, I haven't beat the last boss yet though, I promiss I wont spoiler anything
12:58   Yugisan   Highschool of the dead.
12:58   Maestro   They sex.
12:58   sheikah   mostly cause I havent played in a year
12:58   Maestro   Spoiler: They sex.
12:58   sheikah   ...yeah
12:58   Maestro   It's the Zelda they don't want you to know about.
12:59   Maestro   The Zelda we don't deserve.
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12:59   sheikah   NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
13:00   Yugisan   It was maestro in the consevetory with the Revolver
13:00   Maestro   It must've gotten too hot.
13:00   Maestro   Not everybody can handle the hot Goron on Goron action.
13:00   sheikah   Especially in those hot springs from twilight princess
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13:04   Lori_Danger   My wifi quit again. ;_;
13:04   sheikah   hate it when that happens
13:04   Maestro   Aww, you missed Gorons Gone Wild.
13:04   Yugisan   Maestro is the worst murderer
13:06   Lori_Danger   But I really wanted to see Gorons Gone WIld. :<
13:07   sheikah   *** Lori_Danger quit (Ping timeout) 20:59   sheikah   NOOOOOOO!!!!!! 21:00   Yugisan   It was maestro in the consevetory with the Revolver 21:00   Maestro   It must've gotten too hot. 21:00   Maestro   Not everybody can handle the hot Goron on Goron action. 21:00   sheikah   Especially in those hot springs from twilight princess 21:03      *** Lori_Danger joined #TWGNSM
13:07   Lori_Danger   Maybe I can still catch Sheikahs gone wild.
13:07   sheikah   hey now
13:07   sheikah   I'm the last one, so this could get weird
13:08   Lori_Danger   I've seen/done weirder.
13:08   Yugisan   fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
13:08   sheikah   oh-ho? do tell
13:08   Yugisan   fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
13:08   Yugisan   fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
13:09   Yugisan   fap
13:09   Lori_Danger   A real lady never does-weird-things and tells.
13:09   sheikah   aw gross Yugi, its all over the carpet now
13:09   Yugisan   yesssssssssssssssss
13:09   Lori_Danger   Fap is such a better word than schlick.
13:10   sheikah   schlick just sounds nasty
13:10   Lori_Danger   It really kind of does.
13:10   sheikah   kinda like the word "moist"
13:10   Lori_Danger   Yes!
13:10   Yugisan    fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
13:11   Lori_Danger   Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
13:11   Yugisan   fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
13:11   Yugisan   fap
13:11   Yugisan   fapfapfap
13:11   Yugisan   fapfap
13:11   Yugisan   fapfapfap
13:11   Yugisan   fap
13:11   sheikah   I am not cleaning up after you this time
13:11   sheikah   not after what happened last time
13:11   Maestro   Woahwoahwoah!
13:12   Maestro   I leave for five minutes, and you're just going at it!
13:12   sheikah   yeah, that tends to happen from time to time
13:12   Lori_Danger   Don't worry, we were thinking about you.
13:12   Maestro   I didn't even leave the driveway, but you just couldn't wait to lose the pants and break out the lotion.
13:13   Maestro   And you didn't even think to invite me.
13:13   Maestro   That's it.
13:13   Maestro   No smut for you.
13:13   Lori_Danger   Well, this has been super fun, but I think I'm gonna go take a nap.
13:13   Yugisan   fap
13:13   Yugisan   I mean NOOOOOOOOOOOO
13:13   Lori_Danger   It wice nice meeting you all!
13:14   sheikah   Nice meeting you too Lori
13:14   Maestro   This was highly inappropriate.
13:14   Maestro   Let's do it again sometime.
13:14   Yugisan   Should I post this in chat logs?
13:14   sheikah   Stop by NSM sometime and say Hi

[the_last_sheikah]

Yeah, that was weird to the max.

[MaestroUGC]

But a good weird, right?

[the_last_sheikah]

totes

[Mashi]

fsm: Mash just remember one thing
fsm: guitars get all the chicks
msf:
fsm: it's a law of physics

[MaestroUGC]

Yes, but there's a 90% chance that will make you a douchebag, so be extra good at it!

[SlowPokemon]

Yes, but there's a 90% chance that will make you a douchebag, so be extra good at it!

Quantum Field Theory

[SlowPokemon]

[7:16:36 PM] Jordan Knapp: who/what is "erichgoeckeritz"
[7:16:44 PM] Nick Morello: what.
[7:17:10 PM] Ruto: XD
[7:17:10 PM] Jordan Knapp: that's what it says for me
[7:17:14 PM] Nick Morello: rofl
[7:17:57 PM] erichgoeckeritz: Erich Goeckeritz is a secret entity
[7:18:05 PM] Nick Morello: need to know basis
[7:18:06 PM] Nick Morello: sorry chap
[7:18:16 PM] manio: he's a secret to everybody
[7:18:18 PM] Jordan Knapp: I understand. Top secret.
[7:18:25 PM] Jordan Knapp: / hides
[7:18:32 PM] erichgoeckeritz: Raised in the labs of JaMaHa's sauna
[7:18:42 PM] erichgoeckeritz: Only let out to see the sun once a year
[7:18:44 PM] erichgoeckeritz: HE IS A MONSTER
[7:19:47 PM] Jordan Knapp: ....yes....well....
[7:21:47 PM] Jordan Knapp: XD CONCERTO
[7:21:53 PM] Jordan Knapp: what is that username
[7:21:53 PM] Jordan Knapp: like
[7:21:54 PM] Jordan Knapp: what
[7:22:07 PM] Nick Morello: heres a hint
[7:22:08 PM] Nick Morello: 4:17:45 PM erichgoeckeritz
Erich Goeckeritz is a secret entity
[7:22:08 PM] Jordan Knapp: I have  never heard of that name
[7:22:21 PM] Jordan Knapp: thx
[7:22:42 PM] Ruto: yeah tell me about it I can't even stalk it
[7:22:45 PM] Nick Morello: http://www.americanlastnames.us/G/GOECKERITZ.html
[7:22:58 PM] Jordan Knapp: lol
[7:24:01 PM] Erich goeckeritz: 117 seems about right
[7:24:04 PM] Nick Morello: amusing
[7:24:09 PM] Erich goeckeritz: Seems like maybe there should be a bit more
[7:24:11 PM] Nick Morello: .38% of people with my last name are asian
[7:24:12 PM] Erich goeckeritz: Oh 2000
[7:24:27 PM] Jordan Knapp: lol
[7:24:40 PM] Jordan Knapp: Marry an Asian, the percentage will go up!!
[7:24:57 PM] Erich goeckeritz: Ruuuutoooo
[7:25:01 PM] Nick Morello: *cough*
[7:25:03 PM] Ruto: ohh crap
[7:25:08 PM] Jordan Knapp: oops.
[7:25:10 PM] Erich goeckeritz: : D
[7:25:17 PM] manio: penis
[7:25:18 PM] Nick Morello: aish
[7:25:22 PM] Nick Morello: get away
[7:25:35 PM] manio: why did my message not sent
[7:25:38 PM] manio: but THIS has
[7:25:53 PM] Jordan Knapp: it was probably your hearts desire
[7:26:12 PM] manio: i said
[7:26:13 PM] manio: [01:17:03] Nick Morello: rofl
[01:17:46] Erich goeckeritz: Erich Goeckeritz is a secret entity
[01:18:05] manio: he's a secret to everybody
[7:26:18 PM] manio: but it never sent ;(
[7:26:22 PM] Ruto: xD
[7:26:34 PM] Nick Morello: http://www.clubtuzki.com/emoticons/tuzki_015.gif
[7:28:54 PM] Daniel: what happened
[7:29:44 PM] Jordan Knapp: a secret entity appeared and made slow the butt of a joke, then ruto and kefka/concerto almost got married but were interrupted by manio desiring penis
[7:29:54 PM] Jordan Knapp: then kefka stabs something repeatedly
[7:29:58 PM] Jordan Knapp: i think i got the gist of it
[7:30:11 PM] manio: xD
[7:30:29 PM] Daniel: interesting
[7:31:13 PM] Ruto: xD

[MaestroUGC]

So I appear to have lost contact with NSM group on Skype.

[KefkaticFanatic]

[10:49:38 PM] Kefka: blargh
[10:49:44 PM] Kefka: always have to remember to use freaking j in this class
[10:49:48 PM] Kefka: for imaginary unit..
[10:50:34 PM] Ruto: jjjjjjjj

- -

Later:

[11:36:39 PM] Ruto: J forgot so gjve me a second and J'll check
[11:36:44 PM] Ruto: ha see what I did there

(_　_|||)

[SlowPokemon]

[8:04:55 PM] Daniel: C6H12O6
[8:05:06 PM] Jordan Knapp: gluuuuuuuuuuuuuucose
[8:05:58 PM] Daniel:
[8:07:43 PM] Jordan Knapp: oh
[8:07:46 PM] Jordan Knapp: it's kinky glucose
[8:08:05 PM] Jordan Knapp: "heeeyy plants why don't you come over here and produce me all day long "
[8:08:05 PM] Daniel: lol
[8:08:44 PM] Jordan Knapp: "did I say produce because I meant SEDUCE"
[8:09:18 PM] Daniel: A+
[8:09:26 PM] Daniel: hey slowpokemon
[8:09:31 PM] Daniel: let me plant some kisses on you
[8:09:47 PM] Daniel: ill root you up and lift you off your feet
[8:10:20 PM] Jordan Knapp: let's get all up in your chlorophyll on the floor-ophyll
[8:10:56 PM | Edited 8:11:30 PM] Daniel: i think this is the point where we stop making plant puns and just start making out gratuitously
[8:11:12 PM] Jordan Knapp: *makes out*
[8:11:21 PM] Daniel: *makes out*
[8:13:11 PM] Ruto: XD

[Yugi]

   
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Topic set by bird on Mon Jan 21 2013 13:52:07 GMT+1100 (AUS Eastern Daylight Time)
15:55   Yugi   Hello other me
15:56   Fox   Hello
15:56   Yugi   Seen any good movies lately?
15:56   Fox   I saw that Truman show movie lately
15:56   Fox   It was good.
15:57   Yugi   Isn't it that movie where the guy discovers he's in a TV Show?
15:57   Fox   Yes
15:57   Fox   Not as good as layton though
15:57   Yugi   wait a minute
15:58   Yugi   I hate layton
15:58   Yugi   YOU'RE NOT ME.
15:58   Fox   LOOK IN MY EYES
15:58   Fox   YOU KNOW IT.
15:58   Yugi   YOU LIE
15:58   Yugi   I HATE LAYTON IPUEYFDFBOPISAUEHFBAEWPUIFB
15:59   Fox   FINAL FANTASY SUCKS
15:59   Yugi   YOU ARE NOT ME
16:00   Yugi   THE REAL ME WOULD NEVER HATE ON RPG'S!
16:00   Fox   fuck you
16:00   Yugi   fuck you
16:00   Fox   fuck you
16:00   Yugi   fuck you
16:00   Fox   fuck you
16:00   Yugi   fuck you
16:00   Fox   FUCK YOU!
16:00   Yugi   FUCK YOU!
16:01   Fox   I HATE YTOU
16:01   Fox   I'M LEAVING
16:01      *** Fox quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
16:01   Yugi   Good riddance
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16:04   Fox   Also your're weeb shit
16:04   Fox   and you like hentai
16:04   Fox   so there
16:04   Fox   I SAID IT.
16:04   Yugi   Hey.
16:04   Yugi   Hey.
16:04   Yugi   Hey.
16:04   Yugi   I am a lot of Shit.
16:04   Yugi   But I am not weeb shit.
16:05   Fox   HAHAHAHHA
16:05   Fox   YOU SAID THAT YOU"RE SHIT
16:05   Fox   HAHAHHA
16:05   Fox   AHHAH
16:05   Yugi   *FUCK YOU!*
16:06   Fox   FUCK YOU
16:08   Yugi   I HATE YOU OTHER ME
16:08   Yugi   GO DIE IN A DITCH
16:08   Fox   GLADLY!
16:08   Fox   ROT IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER
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16:09   Yugi   ...
16:09   Yugi   I hate other me.