Chat logs

[SlowPokemon]

Chatting with the coolest sisters on NSM

[9:00:52 PM] Ruto: think of what confucius wears xD
[9:01:09 PM] Jordan Knapp: I'm getting CONFUCIED
[9:01:11 PM] Jordan Knapp: get it
[9:01:13 PM] Jordan Knapp: like confused
[9:02:03 PM] Ruto: xD
[9:21:33 PM] Saria: dat's a poorly drawn heart D: <
[9:21:48 PM] Jordan Knapp: it wasn't mine
[9:21:53 PM] Jordan Knapp: it's supposed to be artsy I think
[9:22:39 PM] Saria: this is a heart:
[9:22:40 PM] Saria: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Anatomy_Heart_English_Tiesworks.jpg/300px-Anatomy_Heart_English_Tiesworks.jpg
[9:22:46 PM] Saria: yum
[9:23:01 PM] Jordan Knapp: WHY DID YOU SAY YUM XD
[9:23:09 PM] Jordan Knapp: it's not like it's delicious!!
[9:25:04 PM] Saria: D:
[9:25:10 PM] Saria: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK
[9:25:23 PM] Jordan Knapp: That's cannibalism! XDDDD
[9:25:38 PM] Saria: IT'S CALLED SURVIVAL
[9:25:46 PM] Jordan Knapp: WTFFFF XD
[9:25:52 PM] Saria: XD

[Saria]

[3:37 PM] bubbles: I really missed you mikey
[3:37 PM] bubbles: Dont evar leaf again
[3:37 PM] mikeykman96: <3
[3:37 PM] mikeykman96: Make like a tree and get out of here.
[3:37 PM] mikeykman96: -Biff Tannen
[3:37 PM] saria: *plays romance music*
[3:38 PM] mikeykman96: I'm listening to layton right now xD
[3:38 PM] bubbles: bye
bubbles left the room.
[3:38 PM] mikeykman96: so I've gots the accordion
[3:38 PM] mikeykman96: noooooo
[3:38 PM] mikeykman96: ugh
[3:38 PM] mikeykman96: that bitch
[3:38 PM] mikeykman96: jk loooooolll

[Jub3r7]

[9:55:40 PM] Saria: \ O /
                              |
                             / \
[9:56:48 PM] Jub:     \ /
                              |
                            / O \
[9:57:26 PM] Saria: \ O /
                              |
                             / \
[9:57:57 PM] Jub:    \ /
                             |
                           / O \
[9:58:02 PM] Saria: \ O /
                              |
                             / \
[9:59:05 PM] Jub:   O
                          \   /
                            |
                           / \
[9:59:10 PM] Jub: oops my head came off
[9:59:15 PM] Saria: D:
[9:59:20 PM] Saria: YOU RUINED THE HUMAN CHAIN
[9:59:37 PM] Jub: D:
[9:59:51 PM] Saria: O
                            \     /
                               |
                              / \
[9:59:59 PM] Saria: I GOTSES MY HEAD IN ONE HAND
[10:00:29 PM] Jub: O\   /
                               |
                               /\
oh no i dropped it
[10:00:35 PM] Jub: it's falling
[10:01:06 PM] Saria:    \     /
                              O   |
                                  / \
[10:01:52 PM] Saria: If you look real closely, the limbs make a face
[10:03:35 PM] Jub: :O
[10:03:59 PM] Saria: YER SUPPOSED TO DROP THE HEAD
[10:04:20 PM] Jub:   \     /
                                |
                            O / \
[10:04:27 PM] Jub: oh no my head is on the ground
[10:04:35 PM] Jub: and now it's rolling away
[10:04:51 PM] Jub:     \     /
                                  |
                            O   / \
[10:05:01 PM] Jub:       \     /
                                    |
                          O       / \
[10:05:21 PM] Jub:         \     /
                                      |
                       O            / \
[10:05:41 PM] Saria:                 \     /
                   |O             / \
[10:05:43 PM] Jub:             \     /
                                          |
               O                        / \
[10:05:45 PM] Saria: damnit
[10:05:47 PM] Jub: XD
[10:05:49 PM] Saria: XD
[10:06:29 PM] Saria: POST THAT ON CHAT LOGS
[10:06:37 PM] Saria: BUT SCRATCH OUT THE XDs

[SlowPokemon]

ahahahahahahaha

[Saria]

[4:46:24 PM] manio: name a sentence pedophiles use often
[4:46:35 PM] Mashi: "My name is manio."

[EFitTrainr]

OMG
best

[Dude]

Warning: The link is kinda nsfw.

[11:35:00 PM] Alec: idk if saria is still here but back to sims: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5dp4zRoOa1qgs500o1_500.png
[11:35:02 PM] Alec: just searching for the g-spot
[11:37:11 PM] Ruto: hey, that's not appropriate! xD
[11:37:12 PM] Dude: AHAHAHAHAA
[11:37:22 PM] Dude: I'M SO GLAD I CAME BACK
[11:37:27 PM] Dude: JUST IN TIME
[11:37:57 PM] Dude: Oh my sides
[11:37:58 PM] Dude: XD

[Saria]

Ya I saw this. I see everything during the previous conversation when I log back on.

[SlowPokemon]

[8:33:59 PM] Jub: We have a problem, but give me a few days and I'll have it fixed when
[8:34:05 PM] Jub: my double bed is finished being made
[8:35:10 PM] Jordan Knapp:
[8:37:24 PM] Saria: =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[8:37:32 PM] Saria: NOW WE CAN WOOHOO
[8:37:35 PM] Daniel: :O
[8:37:40 PM] Nick Morello: .-.
[8:37:44 PM] Saria: ARE YOU JEALOUS MASHI
[8:37:52 PM] Jub: [8:37 PM] Saria:

<<< ARE YOU JEALOUS MASHI
[8:37:56 PM] Daniel: i am extraordinarily jealous
[8:38:03 PM] Saria: <3
[8:38:05 PM] Jub: <3
[8:38:09 PM] Daniel: <3
[8:38:14 PM] Jordan Knapp: <3
[8:38:17 PM] Jub: o.o
[8:38:20 PM] Jordan Knapp: let's be jealous together mash
[8:38:25 PM] Jordan Knapp: (envy)
[8:38:30 PM] Daniel: ok
[8:38:38 PM] Daniel: we can woohoo on our own
[8:38:43 PM] Daniel: Wait, omg, SlowPokemon.
[8:38:47 PM] Saria: you guys can't
[8:38:47 PM] Jordan Knapp: woohoo!
[8:38:49 PM] Jordan Knapp: omg, Mashi
[8:38:50 PM] Saria: mashi's with ruto
[8:38:51 PM] Jordan Knapp: what
[8:39:03 PM] Daniel: You should |tone deaf| play Sims Social.
[8:39:05 PM] Jub: [8:38 PM] Jub:

<<< so uh
mashi is dating ruto on sims so neither saria nor i can get to him

[8:39:13 PM] Daniel: lol
[8:39:28 PM] Daniel: We're Inseperable!!!
[8:39:37 PM] Jordan Knapp: i keep seeing that phrase tossed around
[8:40:10 PM] Alec: lol
[8:40:34 PM] Jordan Knapp: I'm pretty sure you're separable!!!!
[8:41:01 PM] Daniel: sims social says were inseperable therefore it is true
[8:41:17 PM] Nick Morello: what if
[8:41:20 PM] Nick Morello: I started playing
[8:41:22 PM] Nick Morello: and stole her
[8:41:25 PM] Nick Morello: HAW HAW HAW
[8:41:33 PM] Jordan Knapp: insepArable
[8:41:37 PM] Jub: Saria and I would appreciate the effort!!!!
[8:41:40 PM] Nick Morello: nothing is forever
[8:41:54 PM] Jordan Knapp: nobody cares unless you're pretty or dying
[8:41:55 PM] Jordan Knapp: unfortunately
[8:42:03 PM] Daniel: wow ive been spelling that wrong forever
[8:42:08 PM] Jub: maybe that's why I care about everyone
[8:42:12 PM] Jub: Because everybody is dying.
[8:42:23 PM] Daniel: wow i sent like 5 messages but only one got through
[8:42:26 PM] Ruto: go ahead and play the sims but I thought you didn't like that stuff lol
[8:42:29 PM] Saria: i can steal ruto too!
[8:42:35 PM] Saria: ruto in sims loves me!
[8:42:35 PM] Ruto: incest!!!!
[8:42:40 PM] Ruto: D:
[8:42:40 PM] Jub: XDDDD
[8:42:49 PM] Jordan Knapp: [8:42 PM] Ruto:

<<< go ahead and play the sims but I thought you didn't like that stuff lolhe'll put with this stuff for THAT stuff
[8:42:58 PM] Nick Morello: lol
[8:42:59 PM] Nick Morello: duno

[SlowPokemon]

[9:16:48 PM] Saria: "where do you do your homework?"
me: on the toilet
[9:17:10 PM] Saria: HOMEWORK IS HOME WORK
[9:17:16 PM] Jordan Knapp: NOT TOILET WORK
[9:17:28 PM] Saria: TOILET=HOME
[9:17:44 PM] Jordan Knapp: you live in your toilet
[9:17:50 PM] Saria: NOU

[KefkaticFanatic]

[4:19:14 PM] Ruto: HOLY CRAP FREE SCREWDRIVER

[Ruto]

...I'm not crazy D: but it's not even the right kind...

(Discussing an exam essay question about employee retention)

Dahans: I would go for... employee benefits like tequilatime at lunch on friday xD
Ruto: Lolomg xDDD yeah that stuff...it really helps xD as long as you don't get them too drunk
Dahans: haha I guess that's inevitable xD
Ruto: 'Everyone gets only one glass'
Ruto: Then watch as the smallest person get wasted...
Dahans: haha^^ yeahhhhh I think I would be a great boss xD
Ruto: hahaha when they've had enough to be in a good mood, then you make them sign away any complaints they have about you! XD
Dahans: yep haha, and let them sign a contract which stipulates that they are accepting 50% lower salary
Ruto: hahaha omg even if they were drunk they would see that^^
Ruto: just put a tiny question at the very end to see if they are too drunk...xD
Ruto: something like "do you think (coworker's name) is attractive?"
Dahans: haha xD that would be evil^^
Ruto: no, not really! xD I could have said 'ugly coworker"
Dahans: haha xD we could set up our own business ^^

xDDDDDD

[Toby]

Where do you guys even go for all these chats?

[FSM-Reapr]

nobody tell him

[Toby]

Oh no I don't mean it as if I'll go haha.

You know what just forget it .