TWG LII: The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya

[TWG Falcon]

http://us12.chatzy.com/52799259769380

This is a better Link, use this one.  It allows us to copy/paste the logs and everyone's there now.

[TWG Yoshi]

Water u talkin bout. I never voted DK. I voted Samus because she's being such a fat-ass bitch and I'M the one with the long tongue. Like seriously, what's that about?

I've stayed quiet because I just think you guys are honestly just arguing over a bunch of hot air. You're arguing over silly accusations made by in-character frivolity. I don't buy any of it.

As far as I can see there's nothing to go off of. Kirby's dead and that's all I know. The DeDeDe was a joke. Durr. Can't ya see past my red saddle? I can be a jokester at heart.

[TWG Falcon]

The Link accusation is not based on in-character stuff.  I'd like your thoughts on that.

[TWG Bowser]

I'm gone for 8 hours and now I have to sort out this mess?

Gragh!!!

It's giving me a headache.

[TWG Falcon]

I'm in the chat if you want to talk.

[TWG Falcon]

By the chat I mean http://us12.chatzy.com/52799259769380

[TWG Bowser]

Yoshi

Because he won't shut up and leave me alone! I haven't forgotten what happened 25 years ago, you dumb green donkey!

[TWG Falcon]

Wait, is there still cardflip?  There should still be cardflip.

[TWG Falcon]

Slow:  When will DK be replaced?  He hasn't posted and Day 1 is more than halfway over.  I don't think he's going to be participating an time soon and I don't think he has much ground to stand on in terms of complaining.

I'd also like Luigi replaced too if there's enough replacements and he doesn't get his act together by the end of the phase.

[TWG Falcon]

Hey Link.  Remember how I said I'd take my vote off you at some point because I'd settled it in that chat we had a few hours ago?  How I said I wanted to press a few more people on it?  I do.  And I tried.  But I'm not going to be around much tomorrow, so I should probably change my vote tonight to accomodate that.

Replacements might be on the way for Luigi and DK.  Maybe they'll participate.  But I know Bowser and Yoshi won't be replaced since they've been posting, though they haven't said anything of value.

TWG Bowser joined the chat 11 seconds ago
TWG Bowser: Alright, I'm here.
TWG Bowser: Now what?
TWG Falcon: who are the wolves?
TWG Falcon: what do you think of Link?
TWG Bowser: The quiet green one?
TWG Bowser: Well, he's more talky than normal...
TWG Falcon: okay well is he a wolf?
TWG Yoshi joined the chat
TWG Falcon: hi yoshi
TWG Falcon: thoughts on Link/anyone else?
TWG Yoshi: Haaaaaiiiiiii
TWG Bowser: Oh look, the donkey's here.
TWG Falcon: Yoshi, I'm pretty sure that's kirby's line!
TWG Yoshi: Yeah, get on my back and lets go for a ride...
TWG Yoshi:
TWG Falcon: no thanks i have racecars
TWG Yoshi: more like spacecars
TWG Yoshi: I don't need your funky gadgets to fly.
TWG Yoshi: Im a fuckin miracle of nature.
TWG Yoshi: I came out of an egg
TWG Falcon: I hear that yoshis that eat special koopa shells can fly
TWG Bowser: Please, my mighty Clown Car is the better vehicle.
TWG Yoshi: bowser, what did your wife tell you about that car?
TWG Bowser: Not to mention my fleet of intergalactic airships.
TWG Falcon: since when did bowser have any luck with the ladies?
TWG Bowser: I've been trying to get the same woman for 30 years.
TWG Bowser: And Mario always gets in the way!
TWG Yoshi: THEN EXPLAIN THIS!!!!!!-GmNcWvK8JfGU1-
TWG Yoshi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm2-grWOEXw&fea...
TWG Bowser: I should've eaten you when I had the chance.
TWG Yoshi: Foiled again.
TWG Falcon: Phase is ending in 52 minutes, who are you voting for?
TWG Falcon: (pretending it ends in 52 minutes but i'm still interested)
TWG Yoshi: Uhhh
TWG Yoshi: what
TWG Yoshi: why are we pretending,
TWG Bowser: I already figured it out.
TWG Yoshi: does it end? I don't know.
TWG Bowser: The monkey did it.
TWG Yoshi: Im sticking with Samus.
TWG Falcon: okay
TWG Falcon: why
TWG Bowser: Hey, did you hear that Samus is a girl?
TWG Falcon: the phase ends in a little less than 21 hours if my math is right
TWG Yoshi: I betcha that wolf fukin ATE Kirby, that's why she's so fat.
TWG Yoshi: Duded I lol'd so hard at that.
TWG Yoshi: Samus? A girl? HAH.
TWG Yoshi: Thats like me being a boy.
TWG Yoshi: Or a girl.
TWG Yoshi: Fuck I don't even know.
TWG Yoshi: I crap out eggs yet I still have a girlfriend who sounds like she inhales cigars...
TWG Yoshi: or is she a he...?
TWG Bowser: ...uh.
TWG Yoshi: #IdentityCrisis
TWG Bowser: Why don't you stop alking for a bit.
TWG Yoshi: WHYYYYYYYYYY
TWG Bowser: Man, just shut up!
TWG Bowser: You're as bad as Purple Stache.
TWG Yoshi: NO YOU SHUT UP
TWG Bowser: You don't tell the Koopa King to shut up!
TWG Yoshi: IM GONNA SWALLOW YOU AND PUT YOU IN A GIANT EGG OF YOUR VERY OWN HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?!?
TWG Bowser: I do that on my own!
TWG Yoshi: ...you tell yourself to shut up?
TWG Bowser: ...Shut it.
TWG Yoshi:
TWG Bowser: You know, I've always wondered what barbequed Yoshi tastes like...
TWG Yoshi: Me too.
TWG Yoshi: Wait
TWG Yoshi: isnt that cannibalism?
TWG Yoshi: Does swallowing other Yoshi make me a cannibal?
TWG Yoshi: Am I a rebel Yoshi for being a cannibal?
TWG Yoshi: Do you think they'll kick me off the island for being a rebel?
TWG Yoshi: Didnyou know I have an island?
TWG Falcon: I think they'd probably kick you off for being a cannibal
TWG Yoshi: Its called Yoshi's Island.
TWG Bowser: I know, I used to live there.
TWG Yoshi: REALLY?
TWG Yoshi: Cool, we might have been neighbors!
TWG Yoshi: Why didn't you come say hi!
TWG Yoshi: We could have shared lots of fruits and gone for walks on the beach
TWG Bowser: You barged into my castle and attacked me!
TWG Bowser: And you had that screaming brat Mario with you!
TWG Yoshi: and maybe visited some of the 48262852 castles that seem to randomly appear all over the island!
TWG Yoshi: Oh.
TWG Yoshi: Thats cool too.
TWG Yoshi: You probably deserved it.
TWG Bowser: I did nothing of the sort!
TWG Bowser: It was all kamek's dumb idea.
TWG Yoshi: How do I know? I don't remember.
TWG Yoshi: Who's kamel?
TWG Yoshi: Kamek*
TWG Yoshi: Isthat your girlfriend?
TWG Yoshi: Does your wife know you're cheating on her?
TWG Bowser: He was my caretaker.
TWG Yoshi: Maybe I should tell her.
TWG Yoshi: Wait.
TWG Yoshi: what of your wife kills me for telling her you're cheating on her with your caretaker.
TWG Yoshi: I wouldn't like that, oh no.
TWG Yoshi: Maybe you should tell her that your caretaker is a pervert.
TWG Bowser: That's it.
TWG Bowser: I'm voting for you.
TWG Yoshi: Whats it?
TWG Yoshi: Oh. Why?
TWG Bowser: Because I don't like you.
TWG Yoshi: Oh.
TWG Yoshi: Thats too bad.
TWG Yoshi: Because
TWG Yoshi: Bowser...
TWG Yoshi: I love you.
TWG Falcon: can we not do day 1 like it always goes
TWG Falcon: where two active players decide the lynch in the last 30 minutes
TWG Yoshi: Ugh
TWG Falcon: because then the cardflip is kind of useless
TWG Yoshi: CAPTAIN FALCON YOU RUINED THE MOOD
TWG Yoshi: oh.
TWG Falcon: yup
TWG Yoshi: Since when is there card flip??
TWG Yoshi: i didn't read the rules much.
TWG Bowser: I've never been good at card games.
TWG Falcon: I thought there was always cardflip
TWG Yoshi: IS THAT WHY I BEAT YOU AT ALL THE MARIO PARTY MINIGAMES?!?
TWG Yoshi: You know, this whole Haruhi suzumiya thing was kinda lost as soon as we got our secret identities.
TWG Yoshi: We should just rename it smash bros or something.
TWG Bowser: What secret identities?
TWG Yoshi: Touché.
TWG Bowser: I am Bowser, King of the Koopas!
TWG Yoshi: I don't know what you're talking aboutZ
TWG Falcon: okay
TWG Falcon: in host sign-ups it says there's a cardflip
TWG Falcon: doesn't say that anywhere else
TWG Yoshi: why would we have secret identities? I'm Yoshi.
TWG Yoshi: why would we have secret identities? I'm Yoshi.
TWG Falcon: "After every death, there will be a cardflip revealing the deceased's true role."
TWG Yoshi: Yoshi~
TWG Yoshi: Omg I'm crying I'm laughing so hard
TWG Falcon: 1. TWG Falcon 2. TWG Mario 3. TWG Waluigi 4. TWG Yoshi 5. TWG Link 6. TWG Pikachu
TWG Falcon: 7. TWG Samus 8. TWG Fox 9. TWG Bowser 11. TWG DK 12. TWG Luigi
TWG Falcon: No joke votes. The day ends in less than a real-life day.
TWG Yoshi: whats with the numbers
TWG Yoshi: i like numbers
TWG Falcon: That's the sign-up order
TWG Yoshi: if you give me lots of numbers I'll take you to the time masheen
TWG Yoshi: Hi.
TWG Falcon: and you, Bowser?
TWG Bowser: Numbers bore me.
TWG Yoshi: FUCK YOU I'LL EAT UR SOULZ
TWG Yoshi: Jk bowser
TWG Yoshi: I love you.
TWG Yoshi: Remember?
TWG Falcon: Out of curiosity, are either of you planning on leaving your votes or changing them?
TWG Yoshi: Nope I'm following mine through.
TWG Bowser: I vote forwhoever I want.
TWG Yoshi: "forwhoever" is not a word, young koopa.
TWG Falcon: yoshi, do you actually think samus is a wolf
TWG Falcon: same for you, bowser
TWG Yoshi: at this point, nobody's a wolf.
TWG Yoshi: For me, there's no way to tell.
TWG Falcon: so you're saying we should go for the people least likely to be useful?
TWG Falcon: hardest to read?
TWG Yoshi: All the arguments this phase were pulled out of everyone's asses. Like my eggs. I think someone literally pulled these arguments out of MY ASS.
TWG Yoshi: Falcon, you're overreading me.
TWG Yoshi: Im just a simple dude.
TWG Falcon: can you look back at my argument against link, or at least let me do a tl;dr of it?
TWG Yoshi: What is a tl;dr ?
TWG Falcon: too long; didn't read
TWG Yoshi: I am NOT reading that bullshit.
TWG Falcon: because it's the only accusation in this game that actually isn't bullshit
TWG Yoshi: All I know is that it's based offa shit from sill character ploys.
TWG Yoshi: BUT.
TWG Falcon: but it isn't
TWG Yoshi: Enemies have been
TWG Yoshi: made this phase, so whoever is wolfed next phase will have grudges to go after.
TWG Yoshi: I honestly didn't realize this was a brohunt until after I signed up.
TWG Falcon: It's based on the fact that Link chose to be the third vote on a shitty bandwagon, had every chance to vote before hand, but chose not to. And then he pulled defenses out of his ass
TWG Yoshi: Bro, pertaining to super smash bros.
TWG Yoshi: Out of MY ASS*
TWG Yoshi: Mine. Not his.
TWG Falcon: do you really want his hand up your ass?
TWG Yoshi: To be honest, I'm not particularly fond of either of you.
TWG Yoshi: and to answer your question. I've honestly had worse up there.
TWG Bowser: Ugh.
TWG Bowser: I turned down go-karting for this?
TWG Yoshi: Try passing an egg after every meal.

and now they're talking about video games.  By my count, that's 9 times I've prodded them and gotten absolutely nothing in terms of a response.

I won't have much time later in the phase to be doing much further investigation.  So I'm making a vote purely based on trimming the fat.  Getting rid of players who could be human, could be wolves, but we know for sure they aren't going to contribute.  We know Yoshi and Bowser aren't going to contribute because, even when asked in the chat, they refused to give their opinions on the activity that actually has happened this phase.  I'd prefer Yoshi of the two because he showed more of a refusal to participate at all while Bowser just seemed to be joking around.  I wouldn't be too disappointed if Bowser got lynched though.

[TWG Falcon]

If my suspicions were what gave you the "solid reason to vote for Waluigi" you're talking about, you would have voted for him here.  Your response to this is that you were trying to avoid rushing him.  That'd be fine, except the fact that you voted for him here.  Waluigi hadn't even had the chance to defend himself from the lynch.  Only four people in the game had even posted since the start of the day, one of which was you, and one of which hadn't even seen the reasons I posted.  All that happened was Fox voting for Waluigi, which is why I think your vote for him was a response to the growing bandwagon.

For Bowser and Yoshi.

[TWG Link]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, from one player to another:
Now is the time to end any charades and start getting into the true spirit of TWG! If you're a human, you'll have plenty of good reasons to do so, especially since WE NEED TO FIND THE WOLVES. If you're a wolf, you'll also have some good reasons to do so, because, if you don't, you'll probably be LYNCHED.

Please, everybody...?

[SlowPokemon]

TWG Falcon:

1. No cardflip.
2. I will replace Luigi and DK (I have already been approached about this problem) if they still haven't contributed by the end of the phase.

[TWG Fox]

Wait, is there still cardflip?  There should still be cardflip.

Well as you can clearly see from the update, there isn't. I don't see why you'd ask such a question that has so obvious answer, except trying to seem humanish. It just strikes me as kinda thing what a wolf would say, since there's no way the host would change the game's mechanics Day 1.

ninja'd x5 because I started this post this morning and then I had to leave and I finished this now.

[TWG Falcon]

I don't think it was obvious.  In the host sign-ups topic, it still says there is cardflip, and this topic doesn't say there isn't, just that "true role" business is gone.  The game was also slightly wolf-sided even when we had the cardflip.  Now we're kind of screwed.

Yoshi and Bowser also didn't know when I asked them.

Here's how the chat ended last night after I posted:

TWG Falcon: Does voting for him count?
TWG Yoshi: NEVER!
TWG Yoshi: I could just leave. My user probably has homework to do.
TWG Bowser: Sure.
TWG Yoshi: Maybe.
TWG Bowser: Whatever works.
TWG Yoshi: Whatever works.
TWG Falcon: Okay, I voted.
TWG Yoshi: Yayyyyyyy
TWG Yoshi: The wolves will have funfunfun!!!!
TWG Bowser: I suppose I can answer your questions Flacon, if the donkey will stay quiet.
TWG Falcon: I'd actually rather he responded
TWG Falcon: but your responses would be appreciated nonetheless
TWG Yoshi: Ok what am I responding to now?
TWG Falcon: let me find the one part I think explains the Link accusation best
TWG Yoshi: Btw totally glad you posted that log.
TWG Yoshi: To be perfectly honest, I don't care who gets lynched this phase. I'd say I don't care if I'm lynched, but I'm human, and voting me for being annoying isn't very good logic, now is it?
TWG Falcon: It's not good logic, no, but I think if you aren't going to contribute it's a 1/4 chance
TWG Yoshi: Just because you and link got into a disagreement doesn't make either one of you more or less human.
TWG Falcon: It's not a disagreement, I accused him of being a wolf
TWG Yoshi: How about it's a 0/4 chance because I'm human.
TWG Falcon: The post I just made explains the accusation well
TWG Falcon: (I made another one after the vote)
TWG Yoshi: All accusations spawn from disagreements.
TWG Bowser: So why are we focused on the green fairy?
TWG Falcon: Because
TWG Falcon: I posted an accusation against waluigi to stir the pot and see reactions
TWG Falcon: 20 minutes later, he makes some sort of post but doesn't vote for him
TWG Falcon: within the next three hours, Fox bandwagons the vote
TWG Falcon: and then Link bandwagons the vote
TWG Yoshi: Oh my goodness.
TWG Yoshi: Youre absolutely right.
TWG Falcon: That's the base accusation, and when he tried to defend himself he made some weird defenses like not having enough time to vote earlier
TWG Falcon: even though he posted in the thread 20 minutes afterward
TWG Bowser: If you have time to post, you have time to vote.
TWG Falcon: and saying that he didn't want to rush waluigi
TWG Yoshi: he IS A FAIRY.
TWG Bowser: Only to rush him anyway?
TWG Falcon: despite the fact that he didn't wait for the defense
TWG Bowser: As a first class villain, that doesn't add up.
TWG Yoshi: Meh I'm not following.
TWG Yoshi: dont wait up. Please.
TWG Bowser: If you want to get rid of an enemy, you do it as soon as possible.
TWG Yoshi: This is true.
TWG Falcon: The accusation started with him choosing not to vote after he saw the original accusation, but deciding to after a complete sheep vote
TWG Falcon: *after Waluigi had another vote against him
TWG Bowser: Hrm.
TWG Falcon: http://www.ninsheetm.us/smf/index.php?to... the next five or six posts are where what I'm describing happens
TWG Falcon: you don't need to read link's long post, just know that it exists
Wartortle joined the chat 2 hours ago
Wartortle: WARTORTLE
TWG Bowser: It's a better lead than what we've got so far, but it's still not much.
TWG Bowser: I want to get rid of Purple Stache and green donkey because they are annoying.
TWG Bowser: I'm not sure if Link is a wolf yet.
TWG Bowser: Supsicious?
TWG Bowser: Maybe.
TWG Falcon: Okay well
TWG Falcon: the reason I was beginning to discount that suspicion
TWG Falcon: was because of a later defense he made in a private chat
TWG Falcon: where he said he was about to go to sleep right after the post where he voted
TWG Falcon: That's why I voted for Waluigi when I did. I wanted to get something done before I woke up to see the results.
TWG Falcon: And at that point the only thing suspicious about him is his earlier contradictory defenses which I don't think are lynch-worthy
TWG Falcon: Actually it wasn't a private chat, Waluigi was there too
TWG Falcon: and wartortle I think?
TWG Falcon: oh and kirby
TWG YOSHI joined the chat 118 minutes ago
TWG YOSHI: Hello my lovelies
TWG YOSHI: I'm back
TWG YOSHI: and less annoying as ever
TWG Bowser: Oh no.
TWG YOSHI: (unless of course you want me to be) 
TWG Bowser: We were actually getting stuff done.
TWG YOSHI: I know
TWG YOSHI: I've been watching
TWG Bowser: Well, I'm not convinced on the Link thing.
TWG YOSHI: Neither am I/
TWG Falcon: neither am i
TWG YOSHI: mainly because I don't want to be tricked into trusting a wolf.
TWG YOSHI: so I'm voting for someone completely different, apart from either of you.
TWG YOSHI: I'm not attaching myself to you fellows because I don't want to be partners with criminals.
TWG Bowser: I never asked you to tag along!
TWG YOSHI: of course.
TWG Falcon: so samus?
TWG YOSHI: what about her?
TWG YOSHI: to be honest, it's just a shot in the dark.
TWG Bowser: I still believe she's a girl.
TWG YOSHI: but I'm definitely suspicious about that belly...
TWG Bowser: can't*
TWG YOSHI: ooh, that too ^^
TWG YOSHI: oh
TWG YOSHI: xD
TWG Bowser: I mean, she was so tough and commanding.
TWG Bowser: And really tall.
TWG YOSHI: damn those legs
TWG YOSHI: I mean
TWG YOSHI: Yoshi~
TWG Bowser: She never really spoke, so I just assumed she was a man.
TWG Bowser: She never corrected me.
TWG YOSHI: "I AM WOMAN"
TWG YOSHI: "I SHOOT THEE" *pew pew*
TWG Bowser: I mean Samus is gender neutral!
TWG YOSHI: I'd flutter that.
TWG Bowser: How am I supposed to know that it belongs to a girl?
TWG YOSHI: when she opens up her...
TWG YOSHI: nevermind.
TWG Bowser: You can't tell underneath all of that armour!
TWG YOSHI: This is true
TWG Bowser: There aren't a whole lot of women in space.
TWG YOSHI: There's Amy Pond
TWG Bowser: The only other woman I've met in space was this brain...thing.
TWG YOSHI: Clara Oswald
TWG YOSHI: Donna Noble
TWG YOSHI: Rose Tyler
TWG YOSHI: Martha Jones
TWG YOSHI: Susan Foreman
TWG YOSHI: Sarah Jane Smith
TWG YOSHI: Ace...face.
TWG YOSHI: meh thats all I've got
TWG YOSHI: ...
TWG YOSHI: I mean
TWG YOSHI: ~Yoshi~

I'm going to keep my vote on Yoshi because there isn't much else to go on.  I might change my vote if someone comes up with a better suspicion.