The Confession Thread

[ZeldaFan]

Confessions:
-I'm not a fan of babies/toddlers
-I don't get along with other girls very well (so bitchy!)
-The only two people I've ever hated: Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber
-Sometimes when I'm driving, I specifically look for reasons to honk at people
-I'm not comfortable wearing pajama pants in public and have never done it

[Maelstrom]

Confession time:
Once, when I was fishing near a bridge (forced family activity) I accidently cast my line onto the road right as a car was driving past. The line got tangled around the axle and had to be cut off. The hook was never found......

I was 17 . -_-

[Mashi]

I never had time dilation powers in the past, I've only received them as of recent events.

But that's only because of time dilation.

[Waddle Bro]

confession: id dilate mashi any day

if you know what i mean

[Jub3r7]

i confess that i dont know how to gauge how hard im trying, so sometimes it'll come off as if I'm trying too hard, and I feel as if I can never say I tried my best.

[mikey]

i confess that i dont know how to gauge how hard im trying, so sometimes it'll come off as if I'm trying too hard, and I feel as if I can never say I tried my best.

you sneaky sneaky little husband thief

[ZeldaFan]

I'm very bad at noticing if a guy is checking me out or flirting with me. It just never happened until I was ~21 so I never learned to recognize it

[mikey]

I also have trouble noticing if a guy is checking me out or flirting with me

[SuperFireKirby]

Same. Actually had like a half-hour long conversation with some dude at a coffee shop a couple days ago. One of my gay friends pulled me aside and was all like, "You do know he's like 100% hitting on you, right?"

Had no clue.

[Waddle Bro]

My gaydar is fucked up too

[Bloop]

Either my boyfriend is the only gay guy I know beside myself, or my gaydar is like 10,000 kilometers below sea level

[MaestroUGC]

I recognize flirting, but I really have no use for such things. So I'll just shoot them down flat out unless I can get something of use out of them from the encounter. Men, women, fish; doesn't matter.

[SuperFireKirby]

Oh you never turn down a fish! How else are you supposed to lure it onto a grill, skillet, campfire, dwarf star, etc. to cook it and enjoy its tasty, tasty flesh?

[MaestroUGC]

I just take it and put it there.

Moral of the story: Just take what you want and hope someone doesn't shoot you because of it.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I just take it and put it there.

Moral of the story: Just take what you want and hope someone doesn't shoot you because of it.

WARNING: This is dangerous unless you are Maestro.