NSM Superlatives

[SlowPokemon]

i would read your post but im not a chump

[blueflower999]

Results?

[Mashi]

I'm going to post 5 a day to keep suspense!!!

Starting today!!!

But later, because I'm lazy!!!

There may even be music and art!!!

Probably not, but we'll see!!!

[SlowPokemon]

Probably start at the bottom, or reorder them so that the cooler ones come last

[BlackDragonSlayer]

You should do them in order Mashi, as listed in the first post. Obviously.

[Mashi]

Is everyone ready!?!?!?  I decided to randomise the list for suspense!!!

Most Likely To Win Most "NSM Superlatives":

Winner - Mashi
Frivolous

Runner Up - Jub3r7
This is a haiku,
Especially made for you,
A winner, Jerry.

You are amazing,
And a favourite to all,
Stay really awesome.






Best Composer:

Winner - MaestroUGC
My name is Maestro, I am a composer,
And I like to win competitions.
I make great pieces, so tap along,
Because my compositions are better than Bach, Beethoven, Mendelssohn, Vivaldi, and Schubert combined.

Runner Ups - Bloop and SlowPokemon -
You both had fared well, and tied together,
But your compositions go through better weather.
You make excellent pieces, they make us feel great,
And none deserving of any hate!


Most Canadian:

Winner: Roz~
Take the Canlit Quiz!

Runner Up: Shadoninja
This category was close!  Almost a stalemate!


Cutest:

Winner: Saria
And so it has been proven that you were, are, and always will be our paragon of adorableness.  :tweeet:
You're still the cutest person I've ever met too, so hooray!  And you're only growing cuter as each day passes!

Runner Up: Nebbles
I can't think of anything witty, so here's a picture of something not as cute as you:

Spoiler

[close]

Best Arranger:

Winner: DekuTrombonist
You are a trombonist,
Or that is what I presume,
And a skilled arranger,
As I shall assume,
You're an interesting Deku,
Who also has won...u
So bask in your glory,
Of transcription victory.

Runner Up: Shadoninja
In the shadows, you lurk,
In daylight, you're not seen,
But you can place music on paper,
Because you are keen.
Ninja by night,
Arranger by day,
You're a talented young man,
You are, yes, you are, I say!

[MaestroUGC]

BA BAAAAA!

That's the fanfare I wrote. Assume any pitch.

[blueflower999]

Nice smiley haiku! XD

[Nebbles]

Runner up, sweetness. I can dig that.

[SlowPokemon]

Runner up, sweetness. I can dig that.

Especially when I'm second to Maestro, someone I have the utmost respect for. I feel bad that Bloop had to share second place with me, though. Someone should have voted for him instead of me so he could get all the limelight!

Congrats to all the winners and runners-up, you guys deserved it!

[MaestroUGC]

Do I get to make an acceptance speech?

I'd like to thank the Academy and my peers. And my peers who are the Academy. I couldn't have done this without you. I mean I really couldn't have done this without you. Seriously, it would not have been possible for me to win if my peers didn't stuff the ballot box, uh, I mean...

Shit!

Uh, the orchestra usually starts up by now. Um, uh. I'd like to thank my Moth-

*Orchestra begins*

Oh, sure, now you start! Of course you couldn't cut me off before I made an ass of myself. Don't talk back to me, I own you. I literally own all of you, since you all work for me. How did you even start off, I'm supposed to be conducting you! ...Who?

...

Who the f*** is Jimmy?

...

What do you mean I'm making a scene? This is an award show! All that happens here are a bunch of prima donnas making half-assed speeches in an attempt to seem like-able. What about my mike? No, I can't hear you over this terrible fanfare I stole...I mean.

Oh f*** it, give me my trophy!

OW! What the f***!

Whose idea was it to launch these at our heads?!?!?

Oh, yeah...

*Walks off stage, and presumably fired and stripped of my award*

[SlowPokemon]

*applauds*

[Nebbles]

best acceptance speech ever

[SlowPokemon]

i feel like maestro typed that entire thing with a straight face

[the_last_sheikah]

wouldn't put it past him