NSM Superlatives

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Nonononono, I shall. I call dibs on the untrustworthy Royal Advisor and Captain of the Royal Guard AND Army.

[MaestroUGC]

There are no dibs in my Kingdom, only bribes.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

There are no dibs in my Kingdom, only bribes.

And those, I can provide plenty of... :K

[Olimar12345]

Surely you jest!

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Surely you jest!

For now, but if Mashi still can't update...

[K-NiGhT]

Mashiiiiiiiiii

[Mashi]

ill update by next year, everyone, dont worry
or the weekend when im not staying up until 2am
to finally have made a dent in my hw

[blueflower999]

Late! Death penalty! 

[SlowPokemon]

I'm gone for two days and still no update huh

[Mashi]

Sorry for updating only 10 today, I'll try to update more later today.  And sorry for not updating yesterday; I lost Internet connection, so I hope you can forgive me for that, as it was beyond my control!

I didn't add a Runner Up when the Winner won by a lot.


Sexiest:

Winners - SuperFireKirby and SlowPokemon
SuperFireKirby?  More like SuperSexyKirby.
SlowPokemon?  More like SexyPokemon.
Also:

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Runner Up - FSM-Reapr
I felt a Runner Up was necessary in this case because the votes were actually quite close between you three!
Even though you're Runner Up though, you will always be the Forever Sexy Man.


Most Talented:

Winner: Everyone
:tweeet:

A bunch of other people also received votes, but since Runner Ups would be included into Everyone, including Runner Ups seems frivolous!


Most Likely To Be A Closet Animes Fan:
Winner - KefkaticFanatic
YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS

Runner Up - Yugi
YOU SHOULD WATCH THIS


Scariest:

Winner - KefkaticFanatic
You're not only scariest, but also most formidable (get it, because people think formidable means intimidating when it actually means inspiring fear and respect from amazingness???  I probably should have given this Superlative a different title, but oh well!).  I wouldn't necessarily call winning this a negative thing; you're a Moderator who's very direct and blunt, because you want things done!  You may seem scary because of that, but we need people like that sometimes.  You're the James Madison type that doesn't hesitate to go to war when it's necessary, because when you're breaking rules and going against warnings, there's no holding back!
After all, who else is going to motivate me to learn double integrals by revealing his adroitness in the subject?

Best Eyes:

Winner - SlowPokemon

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Smartest:
Winners - Ruto and Mashi
I don't know who this Mashi guy is, but I do know that Ruto deserves this much more than him!
For example, who do you go to when you don't understand your Calculus homework?  Ruto (and Kefka, when she's not present).
Who do you go to when you have absolutely no idea what's going on in Physics C?  Ruto.
Who do you go to when you have a random Science question to ask?  Ruto.
Who do you go to when the Higgs Boson is discovered?  Ruto.
Who do you go to when you need help identifying chords in a piece even though you know Ruto's not inclined towards Music Theory?  Ruto.

Ruto is definitely one of the smartest people I know, both on and outside of NSM.  She's knowledgeable in a bunch of subjects; even in some that you never knew existed!  Added to that, she's even teaching herself things, like German and the Violin.  She's a genius!


Best Reviewer of Stuff:

Winner - blueflower999
Based on intense review by the populace, you are the Best Reviewer.[/Mashi is uncreative for this superlative]

Runner Up - MaestroUGC
Based on intense review by the populace, you are the Runner Up Reviewer.[/Mashi is uncreative and can't think of new ideas for this Superlative]


Most Improved:

Winner - FSM-Reapr
When you first joined the forum.
You were disliked by quorum.
But you stayed optimistic.
And used much wit.
So that you are now loved by all.

Plus you're amazing and super cool and have your own band and are going to completely obliterate cancer!!!

Runner Up - blueflower999
You came as a bud.
Not yet fully developed.
But you grew on us.

You're now beautiful.
An extravagant flower.
Who's adored by all.


Best Yaoi Fanboy/girl:

Winner - Dude

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Nobody will know the difference, shhh.

Runner Up - Ruto
Here is a link especially for you.


Best Vocabulary:

Winner - Mashi
This is the only Superlative I feel that I should have deserved to win, hahaha.

Runner up - MaestroUGC
The diction utilised within your posts function as those formed within an adept oration; one of which conspicuously exercises finesse on part of the speaker in an utmost resplendent manner.

[Waddle Bro]

need moar

need to win the pokemon one

[MaestroUGC]

Blue! You stole my other award from me!

Present yourself for a duel for your honor, you cad!

[FSM-Reapr]

Sexiest:

Winners - SuperFireKirby and SlowPokemon
SuperFireKirby?  More like SuperSexyKirby.
SlowPokemon?  More like SexyPokemon.
Also:

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Runner Up - FSM-Reapr
I felt a Runner Up was necessary in this case because the votes were actually quite close between you three!
Even though you're Runner Up though, you will always be the Forever Sexy Man.

I knew I should have voted for myself instead of the SUPER SEXY duck coathanger

[SlowPokemon]

Awww yeah! Thanks Mashi! You're the bestest!

[Mashi]

WAIT, I COPY AND PASTED THE WRONG VIDEO FOR SEXIEST.
THIS MUST BE CORRECTED IMMEDIATELY.

EDIT: DONE.