Maestro Plays Games Too!!!!!

[JDMEK5]

Score: 7/feather

^That's an improper fraction, Maestro. I caught a typo in your review.. :/

[SlowPokemon]

You don't appreciate art. There's nothing wrong with his review.

[blueflower999]

This is one of my favorites so far, actually.

[JDMEK5]

You don't appreciate art.

Art is an explosion!

And I never said anything was wrong with his review. I just said there was a typo. An obviously intentional one. Did you honestly think I would doubt Maestro?

[Yugi]

JD, I never knew you were Deidara.

[JDMEK5]

JD, I never knew you were Deidara.

Yes! Somebody finally got it after all these years!!
*regains composure*
I was way back when. My avatar at the time:

JDMEK5's old avatar from "way back when"

(Much smaller of course)
That part where I quoted myself I was quoting my personal text. That's exactly what it read "way back when".

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[MaestroUGC]

Super Mario World
A Tale of Love

So the Super Nintendo needed a hit game to launch with. Why not go with Mert?

Super Mario World is a standard Mario adventure, filled with new friends and enemies, wonderful music, and new gameplay, mechanics.

The story begins with Princess Peach getting kidnapped, what again? Ugh. So her faithful hero Mario, and Luigi, I guess, sets off to rescue her. Along the way he meets Yoshi, an Omnivoric Dinosaur with an appetite to rival Kirby's, and together they save the Princess from Bowser. How original.

A predictable story, but a fun game overall.

Score: egg/apple

[mikey]

ZORK
Also known as:
              Dungeon


Zork is an online game made for the computer.  You play it on the computer with your computer.  There aren't any computers in the game except the computer that computes your commands and computers out an answer for you to computer on.  You go to google on your computer and type in "Play Zork Online".  Then you play zork on the computer with your computer.  You get to swing swords at stuff and you're likely to be eaten by a grue and you get to eat garlic and throw stuff at stuff and visit flood control dam #3 and stuff and you get to drown yourself and stuff by melting a glacier with a torch and stuff and there's a gold coffin that you can put stuff in and stuff and stuff happens when you type stuff like scream, shout, jump, and laugh and stuff and you get a silver wire and stuff and you collect treasure and stuff and if you play this game don't forget to open the mailbox.

I would absolutely recommend this game to anybody who doesn't like using guides for games, because you'll give up within 100 moves.

Score: 42 / What kind of person are you, attacking a table with a sword?

Spoiler

Did I do it right?

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[MaestroUGC]

GET OFF MY TURF.

[mikey]

Oh, absolutely

[MaestroUGC]

In all actuality I enjoyed that quite a bit, the only downside is you actually gave your opinion about the game. Have you no shame?

[mikey]

What is this... SHAME... you speak of?

[Yugi]

Plot Twist, Maestro and Nocturne of Shadow are the same person, under multiple personalities.

[Sir Dino]

Someone messing with Maestro.
Whoa.

Have you no shame?

edit ;; and...... siggy change.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Someone messing with Maestro.

We'll always call you remember you as Maestro Aamir! Unless it angers Maestro...