Fox attempts to play zork.

[Yugi]

See, this is why I hate most games.

[Shadoninja]

I don't understand that.

[Yugi]

Oh yeah, if you guys wanna play the game for yourselves, you can do so here: http://thcnet.net/zork

I wouldn't recommend it though, this game is horrible.

EDIT:

[Shadoninja]

Take a shot every time Zork says "I don't understand that."

[BlackDragonSlayer]

"Go north" or any other direction helps, for a start.

EDIT: East helps:
"You are behind the white house. In one corner of the house
there is a window which is slightly ajar."

EDIT: "It is pitch dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
OH NOES. Not a grue!
"Oh, no! You walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue."
Double no!!

[Greg]

Come on BDS, everyone knows that to fend off grues you need a lit lamp.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Come on BDS, everyone knows that to fend off grues you need a lit lamp.

1: I knew that.
2: I couldn't find a lit lamp.
3: I tried to leave that area, but the game confused my sense of direction.

[Yugi]

2: I couldn't find a lit lamp.

There's one in the living room I think.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

There's one in the living room I think.

I got lost trying to navigate rooms...

[Yugi]

Zork confirmed for pro-life.

[Jub3r7]

Have you never done a text based multi-user dungeon before? D:

try the "help" command.

edit: If you enjoy this, you should try a real MUD. Like Emperia.
The problem with real muds is that they are not browser-based, and you need a MUSH client (or whatever it's called, I haven't played these in SO long.)

[Zunawe]

And now I'm stuck in a bunch of twisty passages.

[blueflower999]

I would rather play Superman 64 than this

[Yugi]

[Yugi]

Spoiler

[close]

Then I accedentaly closed the window.

Fuck.