Politics

[SpartanChief17]

Lol u scrubs all hail Lord Trump

[Dudeman]

You know, to be honest, I'm starting to doubt whether your poorly-grammar'd "hail Trump" posts were actually jokes. Hopefully I'm reading too much into things.

EDIT: Well, not poorly-grammar'd, but almost intentionally over-supportive.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Lol u scrubs all hail Lord Trump

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[AmpharosAndy]

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Is this a thing that people say?

You know, to be honest, I'm starting to doubt whether your poorly-grammar'd "hail Trump" posts were actually jokes. Hopefully I'm reading too much into things.

I don't think anyone has ever called people 'scrubs' whilst being serious about something. Tail Hrump!

[mikey]

Trump is more authoritarian than conservative and I don't like that
Other than that tiny issue he's good

Edit: oh I don't think Wikipedia can tell me my odds of getting elected if I lived in Washington is all otherwise I would Google it

[SpartanChief17]

Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
but Conress rebelled
and the wall had to Fall.
And all of his bluster,
and all of his lies,
meant nothing as Trumpty got cut down to size.

Poor Trumpty...

[Maelstrom]

What the heck do your political posts even mean

[SpartanChief17]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mikey]

That was beautiful

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Trump is more authoritarian than conservative and I don't like that
Other than that tiny issue he's good

Edit: oh I don't think Wikipedia can tell me my odds of getting elected if I lived in Washington is all otherwise I would Google it

I'm not sure even what he stands for.

"Drain the Swamp! I mean appoint Goldman Sachs to my cabinet"

[InsigTurtle]

I doubt anyone here cares about BC politics (where the hell is BC?) but I'm registered to vote here. My dad doesn't give a shit and he votes for the Marijuana Party when he can, but it's not here this year. Anyway... It's kinda hard to choose a party when everyone's pretty much shit-talking each other instead of saying "hey! we're gonna help you!"

[mikey]

I'm not sure even what he stands for.

"Drain the Swamp! I mean appoint Goldman Sachs to my cabinet"

mostly he was just trying to do whatever he wanted but he realizes now that's not how it works

I doubt anyone here cares about BC politics (where the hell is BC?) but I'm registered to vote here. My dad doesn't give a shit and he votes for the Marijuana Party when he can, but it's not here this year. Anyway... It's kinda hard to choose a party when everyone's pretty much shit-talking each other instead of saying "hey! we're gonna help you!"

idk how many parties you guys have but having more than 2 seems like a hassle.  I'd recommend voting for a fiscally and environmentally conservative party

[InsigTurtle]

We've got a Green Party, New Democratic Party, Liberal Party, and Conservative Party in my riding. Conservative party's pretty far right but they don't have much popularity here, our BC Liberals are pretty right-wing and they get more of the votes. Our Liberals have had quite a few scandals in the past few years so I'm uncertain about them. NDP's left-wing, and the Green Party is exactly how it sounds. It pretty much boils down to NDP vs Liberal since the others don't have a chance. And well, I haven't done much research into their platforms because they only put up vague statements on their websites like "Making BC more affordable" and the documents they have specifying the details are a couple hundred of pages long... Sooo, yeah.

[mikey]

Your liberal is our libertarian right?
Libertarianism isn't the best, but at least it's not socialism...

[SlowPokemon]

Go socialism feel the bern wooooo