TWG XXXVII - Time for a History Lesson

[FSM-Reapr]

ALL HAIL PRINCESS-VERA!

 

[spitllama]

Mashi did you complain about game mechanics?

[Bubbles]

I just want to play one normal game D:

[the_last_sheikah]

16:18   Maestro-Host   Vera, Bubblegum is a Queen, so you will address her as "Your Highness".
16:19   Vera   but im a princess
16:19   Maestro-Host   But nothing.
16:19   fsm   no you want to be
16:19   sheikah   I thought it was stated that princesses have no power
16:19   Maestro-Host   You gave that up when Daddy died.
16:19   sheikah   OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
16:19   fsm   snap
16:20   sheikah   would you like some ice for that BURN
16:20   Vera   thats because the only princesses youve ever met were imaginary
16:20   sheikah   not true
16:20   sheikah   you dont know where ive been
16:20   Vera   you dont apply ice to a burn that would only make matters worse due to rapid diffusion of heat
16:20   Maestro-Host   My sister is not imaginary.
16:20   sheikah   sh-shut up
16:20   Vera   lol
16:20   fsm   ooh I think we have a battle here
16:21   fsm   *gets popcorn*
16:21   sheikah   no, lets stop this before we get too off topic
16:21   fsm   
16:21   sheikah   and how dare you steal my popcorn
16:21   fsm   damnit you saw me
16:23   sheikah   i see all
16:23   Maestro-Host   No, I see all.
16:23   sheikah   also you waved at the security camera
16:24   fsm   burn
16:24   Maestro-Host   I hear all.
16:24   sheikah   who does that?
16:24   Maestro-Host   I am all.
16:24   fsm   God
16:24   Maestro-Host   I am no god, I just know total power.
16:25   fsm   I know but I'm God.
16:25   fsm   Start writing your prayers
16:25   fsm   godly mistake
16:26   fsm   prays
16:26   fsm   and shuts up
16:27   Vera   maestro you know no powers!!!
16:27   Vera   watch
16:27      Vera Princess-Vera
16:27   Vera   lol whoops
16:27      *** Vera is now known as Princess-Vera
16:27   Princess-Vera   so princesses have no powers huh
16:27      *** Maestro-Host was kicked by Princess-Vera (Princess-Vera)
16:27   fsm   lol
16:27   Princess-Vera   bam
16:27      *** Maestro-Host joined #TWGNSM
16:27   fsm   kick
16:27   Princess-Vera   maestro why did you leave
16:28   Maestro-Host   Clever.
16:28   sheikah   boy, that escalated quickly
16:28   fsm   lol
16:28   Maestro-Host   I still hold your fate in fingertips.
16:28   Maestro-Host   And I am very petty.
16:28   Princess-Vera   o rly
16:28   Princess-Vera   not if im prudent!!!
16:29   fsm   *** fsm is now known as Cleover
16:29   fsm   lol epic fail
16:29   Maestro-Host   "King Mashi has met with a terrible fate. It is now Night 3."
16:30   Princess-Vera   "TWC POST: Np, he hasn't."
16:30   Princess-Vera   No*
16:30   Princess-Vera   i could edit your post too!!!
16:30   Maestro-Host   You could, but that's foul play.
16:30   fsm   I thought you're a princess
16:30   Maestro-Host   His daddy died, and he's still in denial.
16:31   sheikah   lulz
16:31   fsm   all hail priceless Princess-Vera
16:32   fsm   I'll always be your servant
16:32   Princess-Vera   pfft
16:32   Princess-Vera   youre lucky that i didnt murder you and replace you as a host
16:32   Maestro-Host   Hey, that's less work for me.
16:32   Maestro-Host   I might actually get to work on some music then.
16:33   fsm   die, you lowlife maestro
16:33   fsm   can i be now a "sir"?
16:33   Princess-Vera   ill make you my head adviser fsm
16:33   fsm   YAY
16:34   Princess-Vera   sheikah can be my scientist even though hell probably kill people suffering from burns
16:34   sheikah   ONE TIME, IT HAPPENED ONE TIME
16:34   fsm   lulz, Your Highness
16:35   sheikah   though I do love the sciences
16:36   Maestro-Host   Time for the post game.
16:36   fsm   i like colour red
16:36   fsm   DIE MAESTRO DIE
16:37   Maestro-Host   You've already killed me once.
16:37   Maestro-Host   I hope you all are happy.

THIS.  This is why we can't have nice things.

[MaestroUGC]

Relax, the game isn't really over.

RESUME PLAY

[the_last_sheikah]

I just want to play one normal game D:

There is no such thing on this forum.

[Mashi]

TWC POST
MaestroUGC is incorrect.  The game is over!!!

[spitllama]

Hope you're right, cause I'm about to post information that would be vital to the human team.

[Mashi]

TWG POST
spitllama isn't allowed to post because he didn't participate in more than one Mario Kart Wii Party.

[Bubbles]

..soooo....is the game actually over or what?

[Mashi]

No, Bubble Bobble, we're merely joking around, frivolous.

[EFitTrainr]

Safety on Kman96
We agreed to saftey each other.

[Mashi]

You should also agree to be here at 10PM EST.

[Mashi]

Everyone vote for K-NiGhT.

My suspicion for K-NiGhT has been present ever since the claims to Jub3r7.  At about the time that Jub3r7 received the claim for a Master Wolf, K-NiGhT was caught sending a message.  At first, I had come to believe that K-NiGhT was Jackson, but after examining the last time's active people were after Jub3r7 was force lynched by Henry VIII, I learnt that K-NiGhT was online around that time!  Furthermore, K-NiGhT had failed to claim to vermilionvermin and it took a bit of cajoling on my part to have him claim.  vermilionvermin had actually created a ploy, saying that no one had claimed Guardian to K-NiGhT before he claimed.  And lo and behold, K-NiGhT claimed Guardian to me!  spitllama was indubitably the Guardian and there's no reason for K-NiGhT to eagerly respond after learning that a Guardian claim was ostensibly missing.

So K-NiGhT is Henry VIII.
K-NiGhT

[Mashi]

ALSO, THANKS FOR SHOWING UP TO THE CHAT, GUYS, THIN FILMED SOAPY WATER WAS THE ONLY PERSON TO SHOW UP.