Quote of the Day

[Dude]

"Marvelous Bride: Truly marvelous! And also a bridge!"

-from the Marvelous Bridge sign in Pokemon BW/B2W2. Made me lol.

...bride?

[Ruto]

"What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'"

-Homer Simpson

Slow's quote made me think of this one haha.

[the_last_sheikah]

"let's play 20 questions."
"Is it bigger than a bread box?"
"yes"
"Is it a bread box?"
"no"
"Is it from pokemon?"
"yes"
"IS IT MISTY'S BOOBS?"
"no"
"Can it be Misty's boobs?"

[spitllama]

I heard these this week, and from professors of all people.


"Even gay people realize that you've got to have children in order for civilization to survive as long as they're thinking straight.... uhh... that was the wrong phrasing"

*sees a student dressed as the Joker*... "That is the BEST Joe Biden costume I've ever seen!"

"There is only one God, and she is black"

"You're the woman I married? Give me another drink"

"Do I have a problem with the Hail Mary? Not if the pass is completed in the end zone"

"Hey gurl, kissin' don't last, cookin' do"

"Greater love has no man than this: that he lay down his wife for his friends"

"You probably don't need to know the 15th amendment. You would have been able to vote anyway"

[FSM-Reapr]

"Apples are like oranges although pineapples are not like apples so oranges are not like apples"

-a guy I overheard today

[Yugi]

"the truth is revealed; she is a woman"
Final Fantasy Wiki.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

From my older brother:
"I've outlined a plan to stop the conflict in the Middle East."
"Get all the extremists, send them to the Moon, and have them make a moon colony."
"Get all the Israelis, send them to Mars, and have them build a colony there."
"Then, build a giant wall around the area, and keep the Holy Land holy."

Could work.

[blueflower999]

There's a teacher at my school who has an interesting thing to think about on his door everyday. Here are a few of my favorites.

"Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you."
"Life is pain. Anyone trying to tell you otherwise is selling you something."

[BonusPwnage]

"Put yourself in a position to be sucessful."
My teacher says this every day. Literally.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

"Life is pain. Anyone trying to tell you otherwise is selling you something."

The problem with that is, if everything thinks like that, life WILL be pain, under every circumstance. The problem is... that not enough people work to improve the lives of others around the world!

I could think of so many problems, but words are not actions.

[Yugi]

SHAKE IT
DO THE
FUNKY DANCE
-The Bard, Pokemon Emerald.

Also This.

[Waddle Bro]

     In the earliest Finnish dubs of the anime, Ash's Bulbasaur's Leech Seed's name was infamously dubbed as "siemensyöksy", which means ejaculation.

-Bulbapedia

[Zunawe]

I will never think of leech seed the same way again.

[the_last_sheikah]

rape is now an emotion

[Yugi]

I could kick the weeb in this topic up to eleven if I wanted to.

Son, look at your weeb shit, now back to me, now back at your weeb shit, now back to me. Sadly, your weeb shit isn't mine, but if you stopped watching shitty japanese cartoons and switched to shitty japanese video games with an art style based on shitty japanese cartoons, your weeb shit could look like my weeb shit. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a forum with the anime video game bullshit your anime bullshit could be like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a shitty anime based on that shitty anime video game I love. Look again, the shitty anime is now diamonds. Anything is possible when your weeb bullshit looks like my weeb bullshit and not like anime kiddy porn. I'm on an anime horse.

lol