Quote of the Day

[Mashi]

In music Class yesterday we had a test where we had to say the Latin terms like Moderato and Cresendo.

I'm pretty sure that those terms (Moderato and Crescendo, at least.  Not sure if you meant that or actually Cresendo) are Italian.
Your classmates had A+ responses though.

[Roz~]

^They are Italian words indeed.

[Yugi]

Oops...
"Slow Pizza"
"Fast Pizza"
"John Howardio"

[spitllama]

I don't study music either Bubbles.



"White, capitalist nations pick on everyone, that's the great sin Jesus came to save us from. White capitalist colonialism. Its all over the Bible. Its toward the back." - History Prof.

‎"Don't say biffle—it makes me want to slay you. Except I won't because you're a woman. And not that good of a friend." - Random student

"I must be sure that, after I eat my hamsters and absorb their power, they will be waiting for me in Paradise." - Random student

[FSM-Reapr]

Because shut up.

-My friend

[Ruto]

But please learn Austrian German... please^^

however austrian is not really a different language.

Yahh I don't really know what to think about all that xD

[spitllama]

Student 1: "We'll be chilling in Purgatory."
Student 2: "I don't think that one chills in Purgatory. But perhaps one sizzles."
Student 1: "Sizzles? Ehhh I think its more of like sitting in a pan of Clorox bleach.."
Student 2: "A pan of Clorox bleach that prepares your soul for the beatific vision"
Student 1: "Exactly! Divine Clorox! Or maybe its more like OxyClean and St. Peter is actually Billy Mays"
Student 2: "Gives a whole new meaning to 'Pearly Gates'"

[MaestroUGC]

I don't remember any of that in Dante...

[Zunawe]

Student 1: "We'll be chilling in Purgatory."
Student 2: "I don't think that one chills in Purgatory. But perhaps one sizzles."
Student 1: "Sizzles? Ehhh I think its more of like sitting in a pan of Clorox bleach.."
Student 2: "A pan of Clorox bleach that prepares your soul for the beatific vision"
Student 1: "Exactly! Divine Clorox! Or maybe its more like OxyClean and St. Peter is actually Billy Mays"
Student 2: "Gives a whole new meaning to 'Pearly Gates'"

One of these days I have to record a random conversation with my friends. They are exactly like that.

[Ruto]

"The team fitted Madagascar hissing cockroaches with electrical devices that look like backpacks."

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Why'd they have to pick the worst roaches ever...

[BlackDragonSlayer]

"The team fitted Madagascar hissing cockroaches with electrical devices that look like backpacks."

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: Why'd they have to pick the worst roaches ever...

Ack! Eerguh! Leave me to the earthquake! Anything but the roaches!

[FSM-Reapr]

A friend talking to me when I was in my thoughts.

-You seem like a puppet. Wait lemme fix that; a dead puppet.

*facepalm*

[the_last_sheikah]

"Don't undulate my walrus, I've got bacon in that narwhal!"
-My friend Derek
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This...this is why you don't make band kids get up at 4 AM to take a 2.5 hour bus ride.

[FSM-Reapr]

-Where is my watch?

Me, coming back from Mallorca.

[SlowPokemon]

"Marvelous Bride: Truly marvelous! And also a bridge!"

-from the Marvelous Bridge sign in Pokemon BW/B2W2. Made me lol.