Quote of the Day

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Last night (around 2:00 AM):
Me: "I have a project to do for To Kill a Mockingbird: I have to choose a universal theme present in the book- such as bravery, coming of age, etc- and compare it to another book. So, for bravery, I could use A Tale of Two Cities (demonstrated by multiple characters), for coming of age, I could use The Yearling (by the main character)- all I need to do is choose a book and it'll be a walk in the park."

Older Brother: "You could even use Green Eggs and Ham. Just like that guy will not tolerate the green eggs and ham offered to him by Sam I Am, Atticus won't tolerate the prejudice that's going on in the town."

Me: "I will not take it in the courtroom, I will not take it at the jail, and I will not take it at my house!"

[TheZeldaPianist275]

THIS. IS. PURE. WIN.

[MaestroUGC]

Dr. Suess, solving social issues one rhyme at a time.

[Yugi]

APPLES DO NOT FALL UP.

[JDMEK5]

Zelda logic: "If all else fails, bomb it!"
 ~Me and my brother

[the_last_sheikah]

A few things I've said to my friends over Xbox live:
"EXCUSE ME!  I was trying to science."   (after killing me while I'm building something)
"Why am I always the girl?"   (Every single time we play something, for one reason or another, I'm a girl character or I'm just called a girl.)
"HELP!!  I NEED AN ADULT!!!!"    (After I was ambushed from both sides.)

[K-NiGhT]

A few things I've said to my friends over Xbox live:
"EXCUSE ME!  I was trying to science."   (after killing me while I'm building something)
"Why am I always the girl?"   (Every single time we play something, for one reason or another, I'm a girl character or I'm just called a girl.)
"HELP!!  I NEED AN ADULT!!!!"    (After I was ambushed from both sides.)

The things I yell when I play SoulCalibur V

[Yugi]

The things I yell when I play I wanna be the guy.

[K-NiGhT]

^qft

[the_last_sheikah]

THIS!! IS!! Spartaburger, how may I help you?
-My friend Connor for no apparent reason

[Ruto]

From a while ago, but we were just walking to a restaurant...

Gregory Singer: Who goes into a bar and orders a strawberry milkshake and a quiche?
Steve: What? [To me] A quiche is delicious!
Me: Uhhh...sure.
Gregory Singer: [sarcastically] Yeah...how's the wife, Steve?

[FSM-Reapr]

A motherfucking quiche.

[Kman96]

K-NiGhT: "I'm scraping a C- out my butthole somehow."

xDDDDDDD

[TheZeldaPianist275]

"I can't flirt with Socrates."

O_o

Inquire if you must.

[Yugi]

i heard dis cold lil' woo wop n' its straight-up phat n' i wanna play it on piano
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Q09Te2WkQ
i want it done by tomorrow when i come home from school

casts line

guise I know how tha fuck we git shado back

we make tonz of requests dat dont follow tha guidelines n' he'll have ta come back ta fix them

Don't be morons. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shado is either poutin or takin a funky-ass break, if you wanna rap ta his ass then email his ass or something, n' DO NOT SPAM THE FORUMS.

I was only clownin.

Geez, I thought it was obvious yo, but I guess it wasn't.

Im not spammin -.- n' I HAVE tried contactin his ass outside of tha forums. Calm down

EDIT: Ninja'd

Yo ass KNOW dis is pretty def, ta be like honest.

Nuff props Bubbles, fo' givin me mah lol of tha day.

I lol'd

I gots a straight-up boner fo' you bubbles.

I can't take all tha credit  I was thankin bout bustin it yo, but then a sooper seekrit thug holla'd at mah crazy ass to, n' dat pushed me

but seriously i miss shado

Me too :< Come back shado! Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck will muthafuckin help me wit finale now, biatch? D: