Quote of the Day

[SlowPokemon]

When you're talking to someone and he or she says something that is hilarious, insightful, or just resonates with you, post it here. Here's something Ruto said to me earlier which really hit me as being accurate:

"Dunno, there's something about being smart that makes you feel kind of lonely"
~Ruto

[Kman96]

Oh my god. This thread is going to get so full, so fast. 

[Ruto]

Hahaha thanks for the mention, Slow! Since I spent the whole night so far talking to manio (and a lot of you), I can't really think of anything but...

[8/10/2012 11:43:01 PM] manio: and i was shitting my pants cuz i was so scared of those zombies

(Uhh everyone continue to post insightful things here. Don't blame me if you don't...)

[TheZeldaPianist275]

"The purpose of good fiction is to comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable."
       ~Anonymous

[Zunawe]

". . . You know what, I think we have the wrong tent poles. . ." -My sister

It's better if you know about it. We tried to go camping, so we drove for two hours to the site. Then about two hours were spent trying to figure out how to set up the tent, and we had no idea. There were five spots, and we had two poles that could reach through two each. After a while my sister said this. She was right.

[FSM-Reapr]

"When I first saw you two together, I was cleaning my living room. I really should clean that a second time..."

-Bride's brother

I lol'd so hard.

[Ruto]

And I love that picture! Also, where did you get that sheet music from? This is Haydn's string quartet Op. 20 No 5 in f Minor! I love that piece!

-His response to the sheet music photo I sent him. THAT IS SUCH A DAHANS THING TO SAY xD

It was just a corner of a sheet too^^

[FSM-Reapr]

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED"

-My father

[TheZeldaPianist275]

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED"

-My father

..oh no....

[FluteNinja]

"I finally figured it out.  You don't hate me.  You hate yourselves because you love me!"
-Tommy Lasorda

[Ruto]

(At dinner)

Saria: [Classmate's name] isn't a ho anymore. She regrets drinking other people's drinks.

Lololol ._.

[SlowPokemon]

(At dinner)

Saria: [Classmate's name] isn't a ho anymore. She regrets drinking other people's drinks.

Lololol ._.

What a fantastic laughing face

[K-NiGhT]

*Smart car drives by during band*

Friend: "Fucking mini coopers."

*Laughter*

[the_last_sheikah]

" I commend your bravery, as I slowly walk away."
-My friend as I wait and hold the door for people during a fire drill

[SlowPokemon]

When in danger of burning to death, it's always important to be a gentleman!

Layton logic