Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. The wifi at your house has grown a strong physical body and beats you up for free.

I wish to be the second best piano player I know.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but everyone else knows at least 782 piano players better than you.

I wish for free time that I can use & am capable of doing anything I desire, while having what is necessary to actually do those things.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. You desire to to kill every living thing you see and you have the weapons necessary.

I wish for salmon.

[LeviR.star]

I wish for salmon.

Granted, but you wouldn't call it "salmon-pink".

I wish for more wishes than I can wish.

[Lkjhgfdsa_77]

Granted, but you still get only one wish per post, and you will never use them all (abiding by "more wishes than I can wish").

I wish I could do all of the day's homework (and any long-term assignments) in 5 minutes.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted, but in your rush to do them you fail school and live on the streets selling yourself to whomever wants you.

I wish that I understood what LeviR.star meant when he granted my wish.

[LeviR.star]

Granted, it looks green.

I wish I could find love.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. You constantly visit the most amorous restaurant in town and you see love all around you, while you eat alone.

I wish that my wish is granted both with and without an ironic twist.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted.

I wish I could complete all my homework & other such things for school in 5 minutes or less, while still doing as well as I am in school (if not better), and I never lose my homework or other such things.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. You can, but you choose to never do it.

I wish that someone besides E. Gadd replies to my posts.

[LeviR.star]

Granted.

I wish that I could play the unfinished game Kirby GCN.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted, but you accidentally get Super Mario 128.

I wish that the Switch will be amazing.

[LeviR.star]

I wish that the Switch will be amazing.

Granted, but then it is sold out before you can get a copy, just like the NES Classic Edition.

I wish that I could go to Dreamland.

[mastersuperfan]

Granted, but then it is sold out before you can get a copy, just like the NES Classic Edition.

I wish that I could go to Dreamland.

Granted, but then Kirby thinks you're an enemy and hunts you down to get an ability. Probably Spark or Laser or something of that sort.

I wish I could fall asleep easily at night.

[LeviR.star]

Granted, but you decide to eat an apple you found in an alchemy lab in some old castle.

I wish I could draw better.