Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. At the moment I grant your wish, you realize that you wanted this thing more than that thing.

I wish I used smilies more often.

[Nebbles]

Granted. They're all you use.

I wish I had more confidence to talk to the cute guy I met at Symphony of the Goddesses.

[mikey]

granted, but you're no longer interested in him.

I wish tickets were less than 60 dollars though

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, the tickets are free, but the seats cost $60.

I wish I

[braix]

same.

I wish

[mikey]

More than the moon

I wish

[EFitTrainr]

Not granted because FUCK YOU

[WaluigiTime64]

Not granted because FUCK YOU

Says this, but doesn't even make a wish himself. Fantastic.

[cashwarrior1]

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Dekkadeci]

Granted...three days from now, when your illness cures itself.

I wish I could always tell the difference between real and fake spoilers for upcoming games/books/shows/etc.

[mikey]

Granted, you become me and don't care

I wish I was someone else

[EFitTrainr]

Granted, you're Olimar12345


I wish that a skeleton does not all of the sudden pop out and do a spook to me

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, it's the slenderman instead.

I wish I was more productive with my time.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but you have no time to begin with.

I wish I wasn't having a supercalifragalisticexistentialcrisis

[Dekkadeci]

Granted: you're now a follower of antidisestablishmentarianism instead, and none of the antidisestablishmentarians, including you, have any time for that "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" nonsense.

I wish I knew how the "Total time logged in" line worked.