Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[braix]

Granted. They instead get so cold that they freeze off your fingers when you touch them.

I wish I was super good at an instrument

[E. Gadd Industries]

Congratulations! You are now a lyre virtuoso! But... wait, do they even make those anymore?

I wish I didn't need to sleep. Ever.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted. You're dead

I wish I wasn't so bored

[mikey]

Granted.  You're dead

I wish I had my laptop

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, it's dead.

I wish time would go by faster.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted. It goes by so fast you're now dead.
I wish people would stop dying.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but you're the sacrifice for it to end.

I wish Soot was back alive.

[mikey]

Granted, it's dead.

I wish time would go by faster.

that was really funny and I laughed because of all the responses I was expecting I missed that one

[braix]

Granted, but not really. He's dead.

I wish I could finish my homework

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. Just because you CAN finish your homework doesn't mean you DO finish your homework, though.

I wish my smartphone has a battery life that's at least one hour longer than it currently is.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but it dies forever when the battery is used up.

I wish I could go back in time! (Hypothetically)

[Nebbles]

Granted. You live with dinosaurs now and they eat you.

I wish I was able to hang out with my friends yesterday.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but all of you got shot.

I wish this computer would compute faster.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but I don't know what compute means, so brb. (Goes to Dictionary.com and searches compute. Uses the last definition of the word as a reference)



Your computer computes so fast that it creates a black hole.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted. You're dead.

I wish college life wasn't so boring.