Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Dekkadeci]

Granted - but sheesh, the lag in the online level-sharing mode is unbelievable.

I wish I knew what the "Teletype" tags in this forum were for.

[braix]

Me neither.

I wish I wasn't hungry

[Trainer Ave]

Granted you're thirsty

I wish for three more wishes

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but you can't say them, you lost all ability to speak.

I wish I had a better (mac) laptop.

[mikey]

granted.  It's still a mac, you poor thing.

I wish someone would walk up to me and give me a pc repair 30 hour/wk job that paid 10 an hour or more

[cashwarrior1]

granted.  It's still a mac, you poor thing.

At least it's better than my old one. A mac is perfect for the things that I will do for my career.

[mikey]

"mac" and "perfect" are difficult to use together

[cashwarrior1]

I don't understand why people even care about what computer is better because it doesn't even matter.

[braix]

It's cuz macs are shit for how expensive they are

[Dekkadeci]

I wish someone would walk up to me and give me a pc repair 30 hour/wk job that paid 10 an hour or more

Granted. Now move to India and start fixing computers in the dead of night (local time). Those Indians are pretty tech-savvy and want their computers fixed before they wake up, after all!

I wish I didn't keep accidentally typing in emoticons into Skype For Business.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. Skype for Business keeps typing emoticons into YOU!

I wish I were a rich man, yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted. You can only say

yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.

I wish YouTube would fix their horrible censorship policies.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but from then on only keemstar is able  to upload due to a glitch in the system

I wish to be able to speak again

[mikey]

Granted. Now move to India and start fixing computers in the dead of night (local time). Those Indians are pretty tech-savvy and want their computers fixed before they wake up, after all!

I just want to point out that due to time zones this would practically be 0 change in sleep pattern

[Dekkadeci]

I just want to point out that due to time zones this would practically be 0 change in sleep pattern

I said dead of night local time. Yup, that's India at 3:00 AM.

I wish to be able to speak again

You can speak, but nobody wants to listen to your grackle squawk.

I wish I knew what that image of Japanese Muppets is supposed to be doing on this website.