Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. Your piano lessons are planned flawlessly. As for everything else?

Have fun

I wish to survive well this school year & make it out with all A's

[FireArrow]

Granted. Your counsler drops you out of all your classes and gives a freshman course load.

I wish would get some call backs from jobs.

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. They're all calling back asking for extraordinarily inconvenient interview times (5:00 AM local time much?). Also, half of them want you to do medical tests before they'll evaluate further.

I wish my acne were cured.

[cashwarrior1]

Not granted.

I wish my parents would stop buying off-brand cereal. (Cereal that tries to copy another brand's original cereal but makes it worse.)

[Trainer Ave]

Granted. Your parents no longer buy food at all.

I wish for a better phone that the 2 I have right now. (Seriously I can't play Pokemon GO, Clash of Clans, or the Pokemon TCGO)

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. It's a Microsoft phone. Good luck transferring your apps' save states to that. Even worse, it starts crashing and being stuck in airplane mode a month after you buy it.

I wish I were better at piano.

[braix]

Granted, but only by an incredibly indiscernible amount

I wish I was allowed to play bideo geims

[Maelstrom]

I wish I was allowed to play bideo geims

Granted

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I wish I could get by on less than 8 hours of sleep.

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. Unfortunately, whenever you get less than 8 hours of sleep, you need to listen to video game music for the entire day or you start feeling tired again.

I wish I knew what my composition style was.

[daj]

Granted! ^^

In so you break the laws of the human mind and proceed to suck yourself in an endless infinite vortex. Because no one truly "knows" their "style" - those are sketchy terms at best anyway


I wish I could make money by doing nothing.

[WaluigiTime64]

Granted... sort of. Turns out I'm a clickbait ad that automatically installs Bonzi Buddy onto your computer.

I wish I was good at strategy games.

[Hero of Trains]

You're great at them, but any you get are spontaneously destroyed by a time vortex.

I wish I knew how to arrange things.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but you lack any means of arranging said things.

I wish to see the Olympic Games in person one day...

[Sebastian]

Granted, but you're a participant.

I wish I could pause time for everyone except me.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but you're a participant.

<ignore this> And??? How is that a bad thing? Sure, I'd get destroyed, BUT IT'S THE BLIPPING OLYMPICS