Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but everyone forgets to mention your benefit.

I wish to find a working GameCube and/or Virtual Boy.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, you can't afford it, but it's there.

I wish I had waffles.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted. They're burnt

I wish for a way out of the Amazon

[mikey]

Granted.  You end up in Netflix.

I wish for a job

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. Enjoy your job as that one assistant to the veterinarian that always deals with the rabid creatures and is extremely underpaid.

I wish BoyWithoutaFairy could find a way out of Netflix.

[braix]

Granted, but not alive.

I wish I owned a supercar that I could drive around the hollywood hills

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, merry Christmas:

Spoiler

[close]

I wish Braix's car were big enough for him to ride in.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, it slightly becomes larger because Braixen isn't very big. (The pokemon)

I wish BoyWithoutAFairy was alive.

[mikey]

(Braixen the person isn't very big either :^)

[braix]

shush you

[cashwarrior1]

(Braixen the person isn't very big either :^)

How would you know that?

[Trainer Ave]

I wish BoyWithoutAFairy was alive.

Granted...from the dead

Now I wish my Amazon order would get here sooner

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. It's launched from a cannon straight into YOUR FACE! HA!

I wish for whatever was inside the package, delivered in a non-harmful way.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted it was 40 Pokemon cards which if shot from a cannon would be harmless and destroyed


I wish for a good fantastic four movie

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but you are never able to see it.

I wish today's word wasn't today's word.