Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[daj]

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses or contacts.

Granted! Kinda. You've been granted the power to grant that wish yourself! ^^
You know, you could embrace the ~natural way~ and take them glasses or contacts off. Just don't mind/ignore the blurriness.

I wish the people up there would pay me more.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. They pay you in cheaply-made tables.

I wish my sister wasn't so overly-involved in packing for vacation.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, you didn't pack enough.

I wish I didn't have to help with this garage sale that isn't even mine.

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but then everyone sees you as selfish and hates you

I wish for an Amazon card

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, here's a card that teleports you to the Amazon Jungle, one-way.

I wish I could've gone back to the beginning of church service... I didn't do something, and I regret it

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, say hi to Paul for me.

I wish I understood SiIva Gunner.

[mikey]

Granted.  You regret it.

I wish Silvagunner would stop

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted. You kill yourself because you are now single-handedly responsible for the death of a wonderful YouTube channel.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. You kill yourself because you are now single-handedly responsible for the death of a wonderful YouTube channel.

And your wish?

[braix]

Granted.

I wish Maestro continued his comedy class thread

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

And your wish?

I learned long ago not to wish in this game.
That said, I'm supposed to actually play by the rules and not forget about it like always, so...

^ Granted. Everyone at NSM dies because of it.

I wish we had more transparency within things like why someone gets banned.

[mikey]

granted.  You get banned for wishing against the mods.

I wish PDS's wish is undone to make it seem more realistic

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted. That makes your turn effectively useless, meaning you just wasted that many seconds of your life.
I wish my phone's screen would never crack.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, now he will never tell you the password no matter how hard you try!

I wish Maestro would respond to Braixen's wish.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

I wish I could've gone back to the beginning of church service...

Granted, say hi to Paul for me.

Hahaha... that was pretty clever!

I wish Maestro would respond to Braixen's wish.

Granted. You don't learn anything from the class.

I wish that, from here on out, all wishes in this thread will also become beneficial to me.