Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted.

I wish I had all the wishes.

[Sir Dino]

Granted, but you only can wish for more wishes. it's a cycle.

i wish i had taco bell right now.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but you had friends over for a party and they ate all your taco bell.

I wish I didn't have to do any chores today.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. You have more to do tomorrow.

I wish for the moon.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, you now have 3 days to live.

I wish there was ice in the cooler so all the pop will be cold and I don't have to put it in a separate cup with ice in it so it can be cold.

[Pianist Da Sootopolis]

Granted. All the ice is now crackling and splitting because your use of the word 'pop' is outdated.

[E. Gadd Industries]

I really wish PDS would give a wish. XD

[cashwarrior1]

not granted.

I wish I had pants.

[mikey]

Granted. All the ice is now crackling and splitting because your use of the word 'pop' is outdated.

ok hello mr high and mighty pacific northwesterner get off your high horse cause the word "pop" is vastly superior to "soda" or "coke" so don't go and call us outdated when people like you still call it "soda"

[Olimar12345]

pop is for rox

[Sir Dino]

i wish someone would make a wish goddamnit

[braix]

not granted

[cashwarrior1]

ATTENTION EVERYJUAN! I have made wish 4 posts ago!

Here it is once again:

I wish I had pants.

[mikey]

http://mtgsalvation.gamepedia.com/List_of_Magic_slang

Fat Pants
A creature enchantment or equipment that increases the enchanting creatures' toughness higher than the amount it increases the creatures power. This comes from the card Hero's Resolve (aka Heroic Pants), which gives the creature it enchants +1 power but +5 toughness.

Granted.  You now have a creature enchantment.

I wish I had a working headset

[Sebastian]

Granted, your ears are blown out.

ok hello mr high and mighty pacific northwesterner get off your high horse cause the word "pop" is vastly superior to "soda" or "coke" so don't go and call us outdated when people like you still call it "soda"

The correct term is seltzer soft drink.

I wish I wished a real wish, but I couldn't think of one.