Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, but now you think twice as slow.

I wish I had some icecream. I actually have icecream so...

[E. Gadd Industries]

So not granted!

I wish I could have background music in real life that I could choose from any song ever & decide when it played & when it didn't, and it was free.
*gasp*
I don't think I left a loophole, but knowing me, I did.

[braix]

Granted, but it's so loud that it makes you go deaf.

I wish I had a stable internet connection

[Sebastian]

Granted, it's $5000 a month.

I wish I had a piece of candy.

[BrainyLucario]

Granted, but it's 20 years old and is covered in mold.

I wish i had superpowers.

[Sebastian]

Granted. Your superpower is clogging the toilet with a single poop.

Wish I was funny.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, oh, nice joke btw.

I wish I could actually be productive while I'm thinking.

[Latios212]

Granted, you come up with awesome ideas while thinking but forget them all then you try to record them.

I wish for a glass of fresh squeezed orange juice. (About the grandest thing I can think of right about now.)

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. When you go to pick up the glass, it shatters all over your hand and wrist and you bleed out. X_X

I wish for the ability to speed or slow my perception of time at will.

[mikey]

gratz, since time is a man made construct every time you try you end up late or early for everything
I wish for a brand new LoL skin

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. You shed your current skin and your new skin is branded with the words LoL over, and over, and over again.

I wish for peace and prosperity.

[cashwarrior1]

Granted, I now have peace and prosperity, thanks!

I wish it summer was over.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, it is now winter, but the temperature is still blazing hot. Explain that one, science!

I wish that I had the stamina to run a half-marathon.

[Sebastian]

Explain that one, science!

~Global Warming. Everyone is going to die.~

I wish that I had the stamina to run a half-marathon.

Granted, but you can only run from now on. No walking for you.

I wish I had a gun.

[Waddle Bro]

you do and so does a 4-year-old toddler who shoots you in the back. shoutouts america


i wish for nothing