Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[BlackDragonSlayer]

You only can morph into a potato, and it's a one-way trip

11/10

I wish I always won

Granted. You become corrupt with power and are eventually taken down by a group of deadly assassins.

I wish for MAGIC (I'll let you interpret that as you wish)!!!

[Trainer Ave]

granted but your magic only allows you to cause temporary blindness in yourself haha

i wish to own my own planet (that supports life)

[braix]

Granted, but its conditions only support single-cell organisms

I wish I can finish the stack of homework due tomorrow that I've been procrastinating on for the past month. And also to still have time to cram to pass the Spanish quiz tomorrow on stuff I never learned.
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[mikey]

I wish I can finish the stack of homework due tomorrow that I've been procrastinating on for the past month. And also to still have time to cram to pass the Spanish quiz tomorrow on stuff I never learned.

it happens.  You hate your life.

I wish that my wisdom teeth were never taken out

[braix]

not granted. wishes dont work like that

I wish I got sick today

[Trainer Ave]

granted you then die

i wish for a victorian style house

[BrainyLucario]

Granted. When you get it, however, you find that it's infested with termites and collapses on itself.

I wish I had 10 wishes

[braix]

Granted. You may never use them.

I wish real life had background music

[Maelstrom]

Granted. Have fun listening to What Does the Fox Say on an infinite loop.

I wish for this topic to end.

[BrainyLucario]

Granted. This topic just ended in an alternate universe.

I wish that Pokemon were real

[Trainer Ave]

granted but much like the dinosaurs they are extinct

i wish i didn't wake up every night at 2 in the morning

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but now you wake up at 2:30 in the morning.

I wish that I can have time to do what I want to do over the summer as opposed to CONSTANTLY having chores.

[braix]

Granted. You have the time to do what you want, but you fall into a coma and are unable to do anything in that time.

I wish it was Friday

[mikey]

Granted, Wednesday is now called Friday but still comes in the middle of the week

I wish I was motivated to finish my schoolwork

[Dudeman]

Granted. You're motivated, but you still don't do it.

I wish I was a chick magnet.