Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[mikey]

I ironically granted your wish by not doing anything
it works

[Trainer Ave]

Granted but as you decided to travel to a fictional world, you were immediately killed off by everyone there

I wish for the ability to have dreams (no seriously I can't dream...it's kinda depressing)

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. Buy, hey, nightmares totally count as dreams, don't they!?

I wish for a better way to record audio.

[WaluigiTime64]

A better way to record audio exists. You don't have access to it, as it costs far more than you can afford.

I wish for a free version of Finale 2014.

[BrainyLucario]

Granted. But now NSM only accepts a new paid version of Musescore for  it's sheet uploads.

I wish for the ability to morph my appearance.

[Maelstrom]

You only can morph into a potato, and it's a one-way trip

I wish I could fall asleep more easily.

[WaluigiTime64]

Granted, but you now fall asleep too easily, and can't control your sleeping habits, no matter where you are, and no matter what the circumstances are.

I wish for Donald Trump to stop trying to be the president.

[Maelstrom]

Granted. His popularity grows so much overnight, he no longer has to try.

I wish metal (music) didn't give me a headache.

[Trainer Ave]

granted now it puts you in a coma and you never wake up

i wish texas would explode

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, but parts of the shattered Texas landed on your property.

I wish I could get the world record on MK7 Rainbow Road

[BrainyLucario]

Granted, but the previous record holder will now attempt to hunt you down and terminate you for beating their record.

I wish that I could travel to and from any video game world with infinite lives and experience no pain in said games, which I could travel back to the real world from.

[mikey]

granted, every time you lose a life or take damage, someone close to you experiences it as well.  I'd suggest not dying.

I wish for 5 dollars

[Nebbles]

Granted, but it's a currency you can never use.

I wish my shoulder stopped aching.

[Dudeman]

Granted. Now your other shoulder does.

I wish I had a cure for cancer.

[mikey]

Granted.  I Am Legend ensues.

I wish I always won