Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Wolf]

Granted. There's no suck person called NoS, instead there's someone called Nocturne of Shadow

I wish I got a pile of gold that's periodic code is AU and it appears right in front of me right now without disappearing by some random bullshit.

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, it disappears by some random horse crap.

I wish I could unban ThatGamer

[Yugi]

Not granted.

I wish for soup.

[Wolf]

Not granted.

LOL that was cold 

Oh and BTW granted. But it vaporized right away.

I wish for nothing.

[The_Subjective_Thought]

Granted.

You are now in a vacuum.

I wish for diamonds on the soles of my shoes.

[braix]

Granted. They stab your feet and you die.

I wish for Challenger rank in LoL.

[Wolf]

Granted. But Rito disables your acc because you smurfed.

[The_Subjective_Thought]

See, forgetting your password would be a better one (LP Decay through inactivity). It's not some third party that then stops your wish for shit'n'giggles, it's you screwing up and negating your wish.

I wish for one million fireflies.

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, but every time someone sees you, they sing Fireflies (Owl City) and you begin to hate it forever

I wish for wisdom

[Dudeman]

Granted. You get it Solomon-style which means you end up with 300 wives and 900 concubines. Have fun keeping track of all of them.
Oh, and you write Ecclesiastes.

I wish for a few thousand dollars, a Diet Coke, and a barrel to stuff it all in.

[Bespinben]

Granted, but you didn't wish for the Coke to come in a can, so now all your money is drenched in it. On the upside, you have a barrel full of Coke now (slightly money-flavored). Have fun.

I wish I could stand spicy food better. Such a gringo.

[Wolf]

Granted. But you did it by cutting your young and you died.

I wish for money!

[The_Subjective_Thought]

Congratulations! Good luck explaining to whatever financial enforcer your country has where that money came from!

I wish for less gerrymandering.

[Dudeman]

Granted. Unfortunately, you get the 2016 presidential race in its place.

I wish this thread stays alive for a little while.

[braix]

granted. it'll die again though

I wish I wasn't sleepy