Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Maelstrom]

Granted. You go to jail for stealing it

I wish I had a Shulk Amiibo

[Sebastian]

Granted. You go to jail for stealing it

I wish I could speak Spanish without any work.

[ZeldaFan]

Granted, but now that's the ONLY language you speak.

I wish my work day would go by faster.

[Maelstrom]

Granted. You are fired.

I wish I had better work hours.

[mikey]

Granted.  You now work in retail.

I wish that this game turned into the person below me game

[Sebastian]

Granted, wrong game.


I wish I could beat Jamaha at Mario Kart 8.

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, you are now the second worst player in the world (other than Jamaha)

I wish F-zero would make a new game

[SlowPokemon]

Granted, the actual game F-Zero makes a game; not the people who made F-Zero.

I wish I had a Cinccino.

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, a dead body of a Cinncino arrives at your door the next day

I wish Fawlty Towers would have new episodes...

[braix]

Granted, you cant watch them.

I wish I had a fennekin.

[mikey]

Granted, but it doesn't evolve.

I wish for 35 bucks

[braix]

Granted, but it doesn't evolve.

If i wanted it evolved, I'd have wished for the evolved pokemon
(skip me)

[AwesomeYears]

Granted, your find 35 male deers in your backyard.

I wish Arceus spoke to me...

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. Arceus is... disappointed.

I wish the H7 Necropolis had better units.

[FierceDeity]

Granted. Every necropolis unit is now stronger than everything else in the game, but they're all so expensive that it's essentially impossible to get them.

I wish I were more familiar with the games after H4 so I could have had a better response