Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[Kman96]

I wish that I wouldn't die in the newest TWG.

Not Granted. 

I wish Doctor Who would take me with him.

[Zunawe]

You think he's not? . .

[Kman96]

You think he's not? . .

Of course he is. I don't think you read my wish right...

[FSM-Reapr]

Cheater.

I wish that Kman would poison me.

[Kman96]

granted, but you fail to cleanse yourself. Sorry, bro.

I wish homework was easier.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

granted, but you fail to cleanse yourself. Sorry, bro.

I wish homework was easier.

Granted; due to a mix-up in student records, you are bumped down to 2nd grade.
...might take them a few years to sort all the proper transcripts out, if they even notice it...

I wish to be able to understand all current world languages!!

[Zunawe]

Granted, now everybody only speaks Latin.

I wish for a time machine that can't create paradoxes.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted, now everybody only speaks Latin.

I wish for a time machine that can't create paradoxes.

Granted; you can only see brief still-shots of past events (minus audio and color ).

I wish for a real life dragon!!!

[blueflower999]

Granted.


I wish Creepers weren't so scary.

[Zunawe]

Granted creepers are now cute and cuddly with no threatening air about them. They still explode.

I wish for another wish.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted creepers are now cute and cuddly with no threatening air about them. They still explode.

I wish for another wish.

Granted; it is still ironic.

I wish to be able to figure out how to use Blender...

[Zunawe]

^Whoever does that one can't do the obvious one. Make it good.

[Yugi]

Granted: However, you forget to put the lid on when you blend lava, and it burns YO FACE!
I wish to be abl;e to host a werewolf game.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted: However, you forget to put the lid on when you blend lava, and it burns YO FACE!
I wish to be abl;e to host a werewolf game.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blender_(software)

[Yugi]

Oops.