Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[WaluigiTime64]

Granted. The forum ends up hosting too many files and crashes.

I wish for a cloud.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. You get struck by lightning.

I wish for the cloud.

[Maelstrom]

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I wish for my bio test to be easy.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. Every other test you have, including the emotional tests of life, will be almost impossible.

I wish for my anxiety to go away.

[LeviR.star]

I wish for my anxiety to go away.

Granted. You now.

I wish Kirby: Planet Robobot wasn't as easy.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted. It's easier.

I wish that I wasn't every other wisher.

[AmpharosAndy]

Granted. You become every wisher.

I wish for beautiful diamond rings.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted, but you have to also deal with 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a milking, 7 swans-a swimming, 6 geese-a laying, 4 mocking birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.

I wish that next person makes a wish for me.

[AmpharosAndy]

Granted but their wish is a wash and your trousers shrunk leaving you rather chilly and embarrassed.

I wish my bag were more colourful!

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted, but it's colorful because I'm American. (Also, jokes on you, I don't where "trousers". I wear pants.)

I wish that people still wore spatterdashes.

[AmpharosAndy]

I don't where "trousers". I wear pants.

Oh right. I wear trousers and pants.

I wish that people still wore spatterdashes.

Granted. They do but wear them on their arms instead.

[E. Gadd Industries]

I wish AA would remember to make a wish.

[ThatHiddenCharacter]

Granted, but everyone else forgets.

I wish that everyone who read my last wish knows what spatterdashes are.

[Dekkadeci]

Granted. I just spent 20 seconds looking up the definition of "spatterdash", so everyone else will also burn up about as much time looking it up in order to know what they are. And I bet at least one person will spend that 20 seconds while cooking or taking a test...

I wish I was less itchy right now.

[LeviR.star]

I wish I was less itchy right now.

Granted. Now you're cold and can't get warm.

I wish I could arrange songs better.