Ironic Wish Granting The Sequel

[E. Gadd Industries]

I said supercalafrajalisticexistentialcrisis...
X'D

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted, and yet... You can no longer access it...


I wish I could speed read a chapter in my APUSH textbook in less than 3 minutes, with the ability to retain & recall any of the information from the textbook at will, indefinitely

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. However, due to some sort of unstated catastrophic event, your class—and the test—is cancelled indefinitely.

I wish for general good luck, fortune, health, longevity and happiness.

[Onionleaf]

Granted, but it's all very much at a general level so you don't notice much of a difference. Better than nothing, I guess.

I wish I was able to quickly forget and never remember embarrassing moments. 

[Dekkadeci]

Granted, but it's all very much at a general level so you don't notice much of a difference. Better than nothing, I guess.

I wish I was able to quickly forget and never remember embarrassing moments. 

Granted--guess you're now regularly at the bar with a lampshade over your head, and it doesn't matter whether you're sober or drunk.

I wish my nose wasn't stuffed.

[Lkjhgfdsa_77]

Granted, it's been almost a month and your nose should hopefully not be stuffed. If it still is, nasal matter is blasted out of your nostrils, resulting in whiplash and a stinging sensation.

I wish that no one will care that I necrobumped.

[Sebastian]

Banned.

I wish I was a millionaire.

[EFitTrainr]

granted, you have a million toes. A toe millionaire. good luck walking around now, kiddo

Granted, but I edited this post making your post below pointless.

I wish Dudeman would wish I made a wish.

[Dudeman]

I wish that Shadowkirby had made a wish.

[Dekkadeci]

I wish Dudeman would wish I made a wish.

Granted...the next time he dreams about you.

I wish my back didn't get itchy in bed so often.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. Now your back is itchy all the rest of the time!

I wish Nintendo Badge Arcade wasn't such a money trap.

***Note that I don't give it money, but it'd be nicer to have more free plays, you know?

[Dekkadeci]

Granted--seeing a visual spoiler list of all available badges tends to do that to you.

I wish transcribing orchestral music was easier.

[Nebbles]

Granted, but now that's all you know how to do.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.

[BlackDragonSlayer]

Granted. But the cats are now allergic to you.

I wish I could get out of bed easier.

[E. Gadd Industries]

Granted. You can physically get out of bed more easily. But it's still a very strong mental struggle.

I wish the WiFi at my house was much stronger. For free.